This is a KHR parody of Barajou no Kiss! XD

I came up with this idea while talking with Sharkie [One of nicknames for her rofl] (iBiteToDeath) and random convos ensued about this... And here we go! XD

Disclaimer: I don't own Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn OR Barajou no Kiss.

WARNING: OOC-NESS AND CRACK AHEAD XD

WHEN I SAY OOC, I MEAN OOC. A MOODY AND SERIOUS YAMAMOTO. ROFL

Hey. I'm Sawada Tsunayoshi. People call me 'No Good Tsuna'. It's because I fail at everything I do! What troubles me a lot is the ring around my right middle finger. My father gave it to me and told me to never take it off or lose it. The thing about this ring is, it won't come off anyways! It's stuck on my finger! He called it a "charm of protection".

Should you ever lose it; a terrible, fearsome punishment will befall you.

It was startling to hear that when I was younger… It's the most vivid memory I have of my father. I haven't exactly had the chance to many memories with him either. I've tried many times to get the ring off; I almost broke my finger too!

Nothing worked.

What's even worst is that every time I tried, something bad would always happen afterwards! I'm no good Tsuna, I'll always be. This ring just makes my life even worst! If this stupid ring really is a charm of protection, then I wish it would let me live my life just a little bit more peacefully!

"Hii!" I shrieked and ran out of my house, a piece of toast hanging out of my mouth as I ran to school. "I'm going to be late!"

I managed to make it in time before the bell. I was greeted with a smiling Kyoko and a frowning Hana.

"Seriously Sawada," Hana groaned. "You should be more enthusiastic about making it to school on time."

Kyoko giggled and I blushed in embarrassment. The door slid open from behind me.

"Hii!" I exclaimed. I looked behind me to find Yamamoto looked down at me. He frowned.

"Don't stand in front of the door when I'm trying to get through," He said.

"S-sorry!" I exclaimed, bowing apologetically.

"You making a lot of noise so early in the morning," He said and walked away.

"He's been mad at you ever since you beat him in the sports festival, he held such a deep grudge," Kyoko said.

"Besides his bad attitude, he's got some cute points," Hana said with a smirk. I grimaced.

"It's practically your fault that I did," I said. "You blasted scary thunder and sounds!"

"We wanted to see how fast No Good Tsuna could run away!" Hana laughed. Kyoko smiled sheepishly.

"Settle down! Homeroom's going to start!" Reborn barked, walking into the room. We all rushed to our seats.

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All the girls seem all hyped up about the third-years. I sighed. It sucks that I forgot my bento today. Which exact third years might you ask?

Well… Rokudo Mukuro is the student council president. Then there's Gokudera Hayato, a punk looking boy that's amazingly intelligent. What I'd give to be as smart as him. I squeaked when I was shoved back by some girls. I accidently bumped into Hibari Kyouya. The disciplinary committee president.

"Herbivore," He growled, glared and then walked away. I sweat dropped. Everyone was scared of him. Well except for a few of the third years… I sighed and finally arrived at the school store.

Awe shucks. They're sold out!

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I leaned on the broom I was holding and was spacing out randomly.

"Quit slacking off, Tsuna," Yamamoto's voice rang.

"Hii!" I shrieked and jumped almost five feet in the air. "Y-Y-Yamamoto! Why're you calling me Tsuna!?"

"Why? It's what everyone calls you," He grunted. "Fine, I'll call you No-good Tsuna."

"That's even worst!" I threw my head back in frustration. I blinked. Something red? A flower petal…? I reached up to it. "Er-" I was hit at full blast in the face and raised my hands in defense and I was wobbling and fell backwards.

"Tsuna?"

I continued to fall backwards. I was surprised when I didn't feel the floor's impact, but instead I was caught in a pair of strong arms. I looked at Yamamoto with a slight blush and then quickly got out of his grasp.

"T-t-thank you for catching me!" I managed to stutter. I blinked as I noticed a card on the floor. I held it up with my right hand.

"Hey…," Yamamoto began. "Weren't you wearing a ring?"

"Eh?" I looked at my hand. "HIII! WHERE IS IT!?" I looked around desperately on the ground. Oh right! There was something green that hit me full force in the face! I turned around and I saw him. I quickly chased after it. He has to have my ring!

"Oi… Tsuna… That thing in your hand…," Yamamoto started. I didn't pay attention to anything after that and ran after that green thing. I chased him and entered the library.

"He probably tried to run through here…," I murmured to myself. I saw his squirly green tail. Bingo! I don't want to deal with the punishment my dad was talking about! I lifted the black curtains he crawled under. "Give it up, you ring thief!" Eh? I fell down through some hole or something. I bounced on something and rolled down onto solid ground. "Where'd that ring-snatcher!!!?"

I paled as I saw some giant monster dragon-whatchamacallit. Is this supposed to be… My punishment!?

"Who's there?" A familiar baritone voice rang from behind me. I shrieked and turned around.

"Reborn-sensei!" I exclaimed. I looked at me with a frown with his hands in his pockets.

"Sawada Tsunayoshi," He said with a smirk. "Tell me, can you see that child over there?"

"See it!? Of course! It looks scary and could kill somebody!" I shrieked.

"Hold on… That card," Reborn's eyes narrowed at me and I glanced down at the card I held onto in my right hand.

"Oh… I guess I kept holding onto it," I murmured.

"I see…" A scary smirk was on Reborn's lips as he approached me. "Heh, could I ask you, for a kiss?"

"EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?" I exclaimed. "What are you talking about sensei!?"

"Not me, idiot," Reborn muttered. "There's no way I'd kiss an idiot like you. I'm talking about that." He pointed at the card still in my hand "That is something precious that will always keep you safe…"

"A charm of protection, right?" I asked. I recognize this speech… Reborn nodded. I looked at him like he was kind of stupid, but at the spur of the moment, I didn't exactly have a choice, especially with that thing behind us! I closed my eyes and pressed my lips against the card. "Hiiii!" Something red was coming out of the card! Wait! There's a person… coming out of the card!?

"As ordained by our ancient contract, I present myself to you, as your rose knight," A voice said. I blinked and stared. "Tsk, coming all the way out here can only mean one thing… Milord, I await your orders."

My jaw unhinged itself and dropped.

"Y-Y-YAMAMOTO!?" I exclaimed. He raised his head and his eyes widened.

"T-TSUNA!?" He exclaimed. "OF ALL PEOPLE!?"

"Y-Y-YAMAMOTO! HOW'D YOU COME OUT OF THE CARD!?!??!?" I looked over to see the monster thingy attacked us. "Hii! Do something!"

"NO WAY IN HELL I'M FOLLOWING YOUR ORDERS!" Yamamoto shouted.

"JUST HURRY UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!" I screamed. My eyes widened as thorns came out of the card and wrapped themselves around Yamamoto.

"Tch, the real deal… Let's get one thing straight! You can absolutely, can-not-laugh, got it?" He said to me. I blinked in confusion. Yamamoto!?

"Heed me, rose, o my roasrio! As we have been ordered!" Yamamoto said, some katana appeared in his hands. I suddenly felt as if I was being drained. "REND ASUNDER!!" I saw roses around us again.

Poof!

"Huh!?" The both of us said.

"Geez, Leon, you need to stop fooling around and transforming randomly," Reborn said. Leon crawled up and nested comfortably in Reborn's hat's rim. I sweat dropped at that.

"What in the world… Is going on here…?" I asked in puzzlement.

"What, you ask?" Reborn looked at me. "Why, you two showed me the answer to that question just a while ago. My companion, Leon, the lizard here, is the guardian. Ever since the formation of the contracts, long ago, he's protected that card."

"I understand what you're saying , but…" I looked behind me.

"You got somethin' to say?" Yamamoto grunted.

"You called yourself a knight! You're just Yamamoto, aren't you!?" I exclaimed at him.

"Oh yeah? What about you? It was getting a little too hot 'n' heavy for ya a bit earlier, wasn't it?"

"I- I don't want this kind of knight! I don't!" I exclaimed with a large blush on my cheeks.

"Fine by me! I don't want you, either!" Yamamoto said, crossing his arms.

"Really now? How about someone else then?" Reborn asked with a smirk. He held out Leon, the lizard and it opened its mouth. I paled as cards flew out of it.

"Hiii!?" Reborn handed me three cards.

"Try kissing a different knight," He said with a smirk.

"Kiss a card!?" I exclaimed. "B-but it's just paper, right!?" Reborn frowned and then just shoved them in my face, making me kissed them. Suddenly, White, blue and black roses appeared.

"The seal has been broken." Mukuro, my senpai appeared out from the white rose and my eyes widened. "Kufufu, I've eagerly awaited your arrival, my dominion. Now, lord. What are you orders?"

"Hmph, I don't like him," Hibari said.

"I will follow your every command, milord," Gokudera said.

"These contracted cards, have been waiting for you," Reborn said with a smirk. Hey dad… Could this be what you talking about when you said I'd be punished? I stared at the four people in front of me. Yamamoto, Gokudera, Mukuro, and Hibari…

I fainted.