Hehe recently I've read one very funny comment on youtube. I was watching a Canadian beer commercial and came across a comment. It's at the end of the passage. Sorry if I stepped on anybodies toes.
"Goodness, America what's with you and your bloody strength!" England growled as they left the tennis court bleeding sweat.
"Dude, you know that I'm just the awesome-sauce. I can't be beat. You name it, volley ball, swimming, your football, my football, I'll win them all, against anybody. Heck I can even come out on top in hockey" America gloating about, circling England.
"Idiot, you know that you're lying."
"Nuh Uh, stupid, I'm so good at everything and I'll show you!" American ran off
"Hey! Wait, don't forget me! You have the car keys by the way!" England followed after.
America with England in the car drove as quickly as he could up the busy downtown street, barely avoiding any car he nearly came in collision with. As the car ride drew on the scenery changed. They were no longer in the same busy metropolitan. The area was more suburban - like and the air was less stale.
Knock knock knock!
"Goodness America, just give it up. Quit starting trouble." England begged, knowing of Canada's spirit when it came to hockey.
"No, I'm really really awesome and I just guess you seemed to have forgotten."
The door opens up. Canada stood in the frame with Kumojiro in an arm.
"Hello, America, England," Canada quietly greeted.
"HeheheheHah!, Canada, Canada, Canada didn't I win against you 5-3 in the Olympics and you lost to me." America rubbed his index finger into Canada's chest.
"Excuse me, I won against you 2-0 in the women's gold game and 3-2 in the men's gold game." Canada calmly explained.
"Huh, when in heck did that ever happen?" America raised an eyebrow in disbelief.
"Are you sure you just didn't dream this up?" Well that cut it. That absolutely cut it. The kindness in Canada burned up in the anger that enveloped him like a wild fire.
"No America it was no dream…" Canada's head sank and his fists balled.
"Well England, I hope you know now that I'm so awesome." America spoke as if Canada had not have said anything at all.
"Hey, Yank! Look, maybe if you weren't so fixed on this is Mr. Perfect Hero type attitude you could acknowledge your loses and start acknowledging someone else's victories. You are just the most fucking arrogant… is all that hot air in your head starting to fog you glasses! You know I beat you. Hell, the world knows that it beat you." Canada fumes while America is speechless. England just backs up quietly hoping that the worst of the storm had already ended.
"And hey one more thing, just remember 1812. I beat you then and I will do that shit again but this time I'm gonna spank you in front of all your little friends with a HOCKEYSTICK!" Canada pushed America back a little then slammed the door.
All America could do was stare back at England and ask
"What's his problem all of a sudden?"
England deadpanned.
Oh America, why are you so American. But hopefully no hard feelings of this 'Monday night' work.
Um if I made a mistake with the Olympic scores please tell me.