"Wake up, Kenway!" James Kidd yelled standing next to the haystack where Edward laid sleeping as a result last evening, when he got drunk and lost control.
"Can you speak quieter, Kidd?" He muttered, slowly getting up and out of the hay.
"NO, KENWAY," yelled the lad, squatting near his friend. "You shouldn't have been drinking so much."
Edward sat and covered his face with his hands blocking the light from hurting his eyes. He stared at his hands trying to calm down the pounding in his ears.
"What have I done?" he asked hoarsefully
"Oh…not much…you stared to flirt with one girl in pub and then…" Kidd halted. Suddenly he looked over at Kenway and smirked. "And then you took me home and it started to getting weird."
Captain raised his head, ignoring the sun to look over at Kidd.
"Weird? What do you mean, comrade?"
"I didn't know you liked these kind of stuff. You said you had wife…" Kidd started again.
"What kind of stuff, lad?"Stop with these puzzles!"
Kidd smiled mysteriously and stood up.
"Well… thanks to you, comrade, I felt just like a real girl."
Edward frowned. For few minutes he thought about his friend's words. When he finally understood he jumped up. He wanted to say something but Kidd was already leaving. Kenway fought the nauseous feeling and ran after his friend.
"Are you saying that we..?"
"Yes" Kidd looked at him out the corner of his eyes.
"Yes? Lad, I would never..."
Kidd stopped walking and turned towards Edward, hands on his hips he said "Yes and it was wonderful!"
"K-Kidd.."
Jim was standing straight, hands on his hips, smiling at him. Edward's mouth opened so wide he could swallow his own ship.
"Yes?" James asked.
"Really?"
"No." James turned around, leaving Edward standing alone. He stood like that for few minutes letting the information sink in. After some time all the information finally reached his brain.
"OH KIDD! I WILL KILL YOU, LAD!"
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Thank you very much! I wouldn't translate it alone!