Mario Knows
Written by: Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR
Summary: Mario knows. Oh yes, he does. Humorous oneshot.
Hey, everyone! This is my first fic in the Mario universe. Depending on how it goes, I might write more humor here. I hope you enjoy this short oneshot!
Mario knew.
Oh yes, he did.
They didn't think he knew, but he DID.
He knew how the two REALLY were when they thought no one was watching them.
He knew about how all of the forced things were a lie.
He also knew about how the two would lose themselves in the throws of passion when they thought the coast was clear.
Unknown to them, Mario had seen them a couple of times.
But it didn't bother him.
He mostly lived for the adventure, anyway.
He wouldn't tell anyone about this, and risk destroying it.
He'd just act as if he had no idea about their little lie, and go along with it.
Besides, it was worth it, just to see them in the end of his adventure.
After all...
How often do you see HOT Monster Turtle on Human Princess loving for FREE?
I hope you found that as funny as I did when I thought about it. Anyway, that's all for now. If you want to see anymore of my work, then just click on my profile. Catch you next continue!