Disclaimer: I do not own Halo or Halo 2, it belongs to its respective owners.

Disclaimer: I do not own In an Amish Paradise or In a Gangsta's Paradise, Weird Al and whoever wrote Gangsta's Paradise do.

Hey, guys I've seen some people making song parodies so I thought it would be fun to give it a try, tell me what you think. It is a parody of a parody.

In a Sniper's Paradise

Down in the Coag' where I get headshots all the time.

I take one look at my rifle and I see it's very fine.

And, that's just perfect for a sniper like me.

You know I hate close range stuff, but a shotgun's fine with me.

At four thirty in the morning I'm scopein' the terrain.

See that guy over there? I put a bullet in his brain.

And I've been snipin' and snipin' for so long I'm frickin' crazy, take one look at me and your brains are gone.

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Chorus Cause, I've been spending most my life, snipin' in a sniper's paradise.

I've got headshots more than twice, snipin' in an sniper's paradise.

Piss me off and I'll shoot you twice, snipin' in a sniper's paradise.

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A newb one day took a shot at me.

So I shot back not one time but three.

But when he respawns I will wish him well.

Cause' I'll be laughing my head off when I send him back to hell.

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Chorus Cause, I've been spending most my life snipin' in a sniper's paradise.

I've got headshots more than twice, snipin' in an sniper's paradise.

Piss me off and I'll shoot you twice, snipin' in a sniper's paradise.
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Woo Hoo! my first song R&R please. I don't care about flames, I just think their funny.