september 1, 1995
hi, my name is victoria emerald ruby raven tamika janet snape. but i prefer the name vikki parker. vikki is short for victoria, you know? my name vikki is from my dead aunt, she was sweet and loving and brave and voldemort killed her. it was really tragic, you know? well enough my family, i'm vikki parker and today i'm going to hogwarts for the first time. i'm super nervous but a nice girl who's in her fifth year too helped me. she's so nice and naive. she believes in things like the crumpled horned snorkack! her name's luna, but back to me. i'm vikki snape and i have long perfect golden blonde hair that's so perfect. today i pulled it into adorable pigtails with pink and purple ponytail holder with four pufff balls on each side! i have super blue eyes that sparkle in the sun. i'm super skinnny, but not too skinny, and i eat whaytever i want, it's totally awesome! my friend reyna said that's it's not fair how beatiful i am and how i attract every guy's attention so i hexed her. i still can't believe that my mom fiinally let me come here, she said it wasn't safe, but i guess, she changed her mind, so this year when my usual letter came in. it's a little sad, i had to leave my beau to come here. he was a yeaar older than me, and a virgin, until i got my hands on him. but i'm not a slut, i only sleep with my beau's, and i make them wear a condom each and every time! well, i got to go, the hogwart's express just stopped and a boy in the aisle just tripped as he saw my gorgeous golden locks, gosh, sometimes i wish i wasn't so gorgeous!
so was it good? it sure as hell was! now review please, i luv, luv, luv my review. n specal tanks 2 tara, the kween of my world!
-vikki parker