'Oh, Kisshu! How could I have been so wrong! To love one-dimensional Aoyama-kun, over you!' cried Ichigo as she ran into Kish's chest holding onto him tightly.

'Don't worry Koneko-chan; I'll hold you till you feel better.'

'I don't even remember what I like about him,' she continued, 'I'm so glad you killed him.'

'To tell the truth I thought you'd be a bit miffed,' said Kish stroking her beautiful red locks, 'I mean, you seemed to like him.'

'Yes,' said Ichigo, moving away and sighing dramatically, 'But that was before I found out he cheated on me, was an actual psycho maniac, only like me for my body and tried to do things to me that I didn't want! Of course it was completely out of character and was an incredibly odd change, but I wasn't in the least shocked. I just needed your comfort, and then I was fine,' she smiled turning back to him.

'Oh Koneko-chan, you're the best girlfriend I could have ever asked for, but what made you choose me?'

'Well, it may have seemed strange,' explained Ichigo, 'But you see, I was just hiding my true feelings for you all that time, and couldn't see how amazing you where! And now that I do, I feel no need for any hesitation before I become yours!'

'Ichigo I love you,' whispered Kish into one of her already upturned cat ears.

'I love you too,' Ichigo whispered back. And then they kissed.

It looked like things where really looking up for the two lovers. Now that Aoyama had mysteriously disappeared (presumed dead), and Ryou had given the two his blessing, of course her parents had accepted everything, along with her friends, and for some reason the aliens stopped attacking earth (such a well timed coincidence) so now the two of them could live together, get married and have little alien-kitty babies together.

'Hey Kish,' Ichigo muffled out a sentence, pulling back.

'Yeh?' asked Kish, reluctantly drawing back from the kiss.

'Kissing is nice and all, but I know something else we could do…' she hissed seductively.

Kish grinned as Ichigo lent over and whispered various activities she had planned for this evening.

'Koneko-chan, I'd love too…' replied Kish, a smirk budding.

But before he could say a thing more, Ichigo leaned in for another kiss. Kish closed his eyes expectantly…

Nothing happened.

He squeezed them tighter.



'Ichigo?' he asked, pursing his lips and pulled himself up to reach his lovers lips, and too his delight felt a pair of soft, moist lips on his own. But instead of the usual moan of gratitude, he heard a scream. And not a girl's scream.

'Kish!'

Holy shit….

Kish opened his eyes to meet two, very angry, purple ones.

'P-Pa-,'

Kish rolled out of beds, and hit the floor with a large thump.

Taruto lay in hysterics on the floor beside him.

Shit…he thought….

Pai glared at him, desperately trying to wipe the slobber descending down his lips.

'Shit!' yelled Pai, 'Where's the bloody disinfectant!'

Kish blinked and after shaking his head once, began to copy Pai in franticly to sanitize his mouth.

Pai, deciding to lecture Kish after he had had at least three showers, brushed his teeth at least thirty times and scrubbed his mouth for an hour; left the younger aliens with one last scowl of disapproving bitterness before promptly leaving in a fit of distress.

Slamming the door behind him, he made his way towards the bathroom, but he paused…

Nervously, he slid his tongue from beneath his "stained" lips and licked his lips coyly.

'Tastes like…' he murmured, then shook his head vigorously, realising that he had just tried to analyse Kish's taste…

'I must be going crazy,' he mumbled to himself, before finally racing towards the bathroom to purify himself.

Tasted kinda…sweet…

Kinda…nice…