MPOV

"He is...so..." My voice drifted off into nothing as i stared at him, madly in love, although i was acting like he was last nights burnt trout.

"Cute?" My best friend, Lilly, suggested. "He is. He's so dreamy, Miley." Lilly had her head in her hands and her elbows on the counter of 'Rico's Beach Bar.'

"Are you going to finish those?" A demon like voice said, "Or are you going to just ignore the precious cheesy nachoes i gave you?"

I turned my head to see the devil, Rico, make an appearance. "You heard me." He nodded. "Yes, i'm talking to the blonde."

I nudged Lilly to get her out of her trance. "Huh?" She siad turning her head around, "What is it?"

"You going to finish those nachoes, senorita?" Rico questioned nastily, "No refunds either way."

"Sure, sure, just hang on." Lilly returned her gaze to Jake Ryan, who was now changing shirts. That was her favorite. "Oh boy!"

"Lilly?" I asked disgusted. But i was really fascinated. I stared and watch as his shirt was taken off of him, revealing a 6 pack, and a ton of girls going 'Ahhhh', one of them was Lilly, (and me in my head)and then a cute surfer shirt going on instead."K, what do you see in him?"

"Everything." Lilly gazed on in thrill."He's cuter than cutest cute of all."

"Now you're gettin' crazy. A' lets go." I got out of my stool, ready to leave. "C'mon, Lilly."

"No,no, first she's gotta finish these nachoes. We don't waste Rico's nachoes," Rico snarled, "Finish them."

"Now, now ladies, you all know that me and Alyssa are together." WHAT. "So, back off." He smiled a white smile before clearing his way out of the circle of clammy, nervous, dramatic and obsessed girls who had been clammered all around him. "Bye, ladies."

"He has a girlfriend?!" Lilly cried, devastated."Oh no!What am I going to do, Miley? He's so...handsome and dreamy!"
"Lilly?" I repeated, "C'mon!" I need a plan to break Alyssa and Jake up before Alyssa becomes Alyssa Ryan and there couple name is Jalyssa...I tugged her ear.

"Ow!" Lilly hollared, "What was that for?" It's about time!
"Let's go!" I snapped, "C'mon! I can't take it anymore."

"I'm trying to think!" Lilly sighed, "Your interupting my thoughts."

"Think of what?" I questioned, "A way to leave?"

"No, a plan to break Alyssa and Jake up before Alyssa becomes Alyssa Ryan and there couple name is Jalyssa." Oh, c'mon!!!!? So I am not the only one that's thinking that? "And so I become Lilly Ryan." Ruh-Ro.

Later...

"Good night, dad!" I called back to him before turning out my light, getting under my cozy covers and falling into a deeeeeeeeeeeeeep sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. . . . . . . . . .

"Oh, Miley, Miley, where are thou Miley?" Jake Ryan said sweetly, "Pucker up, baby, don't let those lemons beat your kissy face."

I smiled, the breeze blowing my hair. "Oh, I do, Jake! I do!" I exclaimed, running up to him in a summer dress, in slow mode. My emotions overjoyed my system. "I love you, Jake."

"And I love you, my Juliett." I was almost to him when another girl, blonde haired and holding a surfboard, came by and whacked me to the side with the end of her board. I fell to the sand, my body aching in the midnight sky. I got up right on time to take knowledge that the blondy with the surfboard was Lilly. Who was the person he was talking to all along, not me. They kissed. And I threw up. I started clutching my chest and falling to the sand. "I'm melting, i'm melting!" I whimpered, giving him one last look."But..But, I'm Hannah Montana!"

I sat up in bed and screamed loudly with horror in my voice. I heard footsteps in the hallway before dad, with his new bulb-o flashlight, ran in wearing his robe and bunny slippers. "What What?!" He shouted, "What happened? Miley?"

I looked around my room, relief in my eyes. "Dad?" I asked, "Hi." I waved embarrassed. "Um...Nothing. I thought I just saw...Darth Vader...Yeah."

"Darth Vader?" He gave me his confused look, "What? Miley, are you okay?" He felt my head, "Ow! You're head is burning! Let me go get the themometer." He ran out of the room.

"What? No, i feel fine...Really!" I cried hopelessly, "Dad?"

Jackson came into the room. "What now, Miley?"

"Darth Vader."

"Wow." Jackson pretended to wipe his eyes. "Tear, tear, I am so scared...Nu-heh-heh-heh-hehh-heh."

"Whatever." I crossed my arms. "Hey Jackson, the ugliest dude in the world called, he said he wants his face back."

"So, you called us for our face back?"

"You are so pathetic!" I shouted, "Like you're comebacks."

"Aw, i'm so scared!" He whimpered sarcastically, "I haven't got good comebacks! Weeew-heeee. Oh, and by the way, Lilly texted you about 'jake ryan!'" When he said 'Jake Ryan', he wailed it dreamily like every girl does.

I looked on my bed table and my phone wasn't there."JERK-SON, GIVE ME MY PHONE!" I screamed at him, "NOOOOOOWWWW!"

I jumped for him but not before he skeeted out of my room and down the hall, shutting my door behind him. I leapt off the floor and chased him down. "No runnin' in the house!" I heard my dads voice from downstairs, "Mile! Come take this medicine!"

"I'm kind of busy!" I cried, "Jackson!!!!!"

"Sorry, Mile!" He said, waving and smirking deviously, waving my iPhone in his hand in his doorway before shutting and locking his door right on time, making me run face-first into his wooden door and collapsing to the ground.

"Oowwwwww..." I whimpered.

He opened the door. "Oops!" He said nervously, "Um, Miley??? Miley? You okay?"

"Noooooo..."I said quietly, "Not at all..."

"You have a scratch on your head..." Jackson said warily, "It's bleedin'..Sorry, Miley, take your phone back, you've got a message from Jake Ryan, five from Lilly and 1 from Oliver." He ran back into his room with nerve and shut the door behind himself.

"Miley!" Dad called loudly, my head aching more, "Where you at?"

I looked down at my phone. 'Miley! Omg! Jake attack! Waaaa. More like a Jake cricis! Are you going to help me out at all with plan Jalyssa???' I read in my head. I flipped open my phone and went to the next text which was also from Lilly. It read 'Yes, i've got it! We've got to write Jake a letter and sign it 'Your love, Alyssa' and make her break up with him in it and say 'btw, you and Lilly truscott make a perfect fit.' And then write her one thats from Jake Ryan and say things like 'It's over, i like someone else, sorry, Alyssa. Don't bother talking to me anymore, i'll throw up.' What do you think of this one? Better than plan A, right? I know, i am a genius!' I shook my head slightly. "Not happenin'.." I went to the next text, from Oliver. 'miley miley miley...what have you done?' What do you mean, Oliver??? I went to the next text, confused. It was from JAKE! 'miley, i'm having some problems with alyssa...and since your a close friend, i thought maybe you could help. thanks. xxx.' Wow. Maybe I won't need a plan to break them up? I gave a shallow smirk before going to the next text,from Lilly. 'miley? u there?' I flipped to the fourth one from Lilly. 'Yeah, gurl, let's try it! hey, did you see oliver today? i have to tell him something?' I was about to click next but I heard footsteps that came quick before a gasp. "Miley???!"My dad exclaimed, "What's going on?!"

"Please...don't...yell..." I pointed to my head, my voice straining."Headache..."

"JACKSOOOOON!"Dad yelled, "Get out here, boy! Now you've done it!"

The door creaked open a little bit. "Jacksons not here right now, sir." Jackson did his 'Chuck the chipmunk' voice. "Sorry."

"OPEN UP!" Dad yelled, noticing my face flinch, "Sorry Miley, I mean, open up..."

Jackson opened the door, looking ashamed. "Sorry, dad."

"What did you do?" He asked angrily, "Boy.."

"I...kind of...took her phone. And she ran into the door." He shook his head."I shut the door right as she was to the doorway and she must've...hit it and went...well, bye-bye."

"I'm alive, dork-face."

"I know that, Mile!" He said sweetly. Trying to makeup, Jerk-son? Not workin'. "And i'm sorry! I only said bye-bye because your in a different world right now, okay? It's just a scratch. Here-let me get you a pillow." Before he could make an escape into his room, dad interupted with "Jackson."

Jackson turned around with no relief."Okay." He sighed. "I am sorry."

"It's not just a scratch, Jackson," I whimpered,"It's a cut!"

"Sorry...But i have a biology test tomorrow! Need some rest! Night!" He tried to escape again.

"Jackson!" Dads voice boomed, "No! You're punished. Give me YOUR phone."

He sighed. "Okay." He gave dad his phone, defeated, before going into his room and turning out his lights for the rest of the night.

"Mile?" Dad asked, "Let's get you to bed. Here's some medicine."

"I'm fine, dad," I assured him. "Really..."

"Okay." He sighed before carrying me to my bed. When he set me down, he kissed my forehead. "Goodnight, Mile, i love you. I'll get you some antitode for that cut tomorrow mornin', K?"

". Love you too." I opened my eyes once more and he was gone. I still had my phone in my hand. "Oh yeah, one more..." I flipped to the last text from Lilly-sent three minutes ago??? 'miley! jake asked me to help him with his alyssa! nows time to snap the trap! i'll say that i heard alyssa say 'oh, he's pathetic. i'm using him for my reputation' and then, me and him will be! i'm meeting with him tomorrow at the beach at night, so we can't have our saturday movie night. sorry. night.' I gasped. "Oh no! I was supposed to do my plan before her, so she wouldn't end up with him and i will! But if i say anything, she'll know I like him! Oh, Miley, what am I going to do ?..."