I am just an L-block. My life has been pretty simple, really. I would pay my taxes, go to work. I had never really though about meeting any other blocks. But a friend of mine, Mr. T recently got me interested in this online dating service he has heard of- Tetris, it is called. They were holding this get-together function sort of thing in one of the most prestigious joints in town, the Grey Box. So I rocked up, dressed in green.

Standing outside, there wasn't really anybody around. I could see a few blocks lining up. Not all of them were Ls, which worried me: I have never really been into inter-special relationships. But I gathered myself, and went in. They had this camera pointed at the door, a live feed, to a screen with 'Next' emblazoned across it. Russian music, Kalinka, was all that I could hear, as well as several disjointed beeps. I entered.

They place was really strangely done up. I noticed this, as I slid down towards the lowest point in the room, the sloped floor compelling me. There was already a bunch of blocks around, just lolling.

I was pretty intimidated at this point. I had never been anything more than straitlaced in sex, and here I was, hurtling towards a pile of blocks of differing shapes, sizes, and genders. I managed to fit in, slotting in nicely between two four-squares. However, this left my behind exposed- which I came to regret. Two z shapes, reflections, came down on either side of my rear, their mouths together. While all this was occurring on top of me, I realised that I had burrowed my nose into the, how shall I say…hole-end of a four-square. Now, it hardly shows in the 2 dimensional game, but these four squares are large, as well as quite eager. Let me just say, it was a harrowing experience.

But as I was lying there…squeezed between three four-squares, two z blocks having a hot and heavy swingers session on my back, although I was initially distressed, I came to enjoy it. I felt so released, no longer having to adhere to the expectations and convention of society. My id overcoming my superego, if you will.

This enjoyable reverie was interrupted when we beheld the long shaft of a four-long coming down the side, as if some celestial phallus. With a collective sigh of pleasure and release, we disappeared, and my first gang-bang experience came to an end.