Don't own.

Just something my friend wrote.

She is awesome.

And has an amazing brain.

REVIEW.

It makes me happy.


Tony: "Hi."

Ziva: "What?"

T: "Hi."

Z: "Oh. Hi."

T: "Hi."

Z: "Good."

T: "Okay."

Z: "Good."

T: "Hungry?"

Z: "Very."

T: "Eat?"

Z: "Sure."

T: "Date?"

Z: "Okay."

T: "Kiss?"

Z: "Meh."

T: "Horny?"

Z: "Always."

T: "Sex?"

Z: "YEP!"

T: "Meaningless?"

Z: "Course."

T: "Elevator."

Z: "Now?"

T: "Definitely."

McGee: "W00T!"

T: "McGee!"

Mc: "What?"

Z: "Grrr."

Gibbs: "Threesome?"

Z: "GIBBS?"

Mc: "Foursome."

T: "Ahhhhh!"

Z: "Run!"

T: "Away?"

Z: "YES!"

Palmer: "Stop!"

Abby: "Ooh. Sexfest."

P: "Yum."

A: "Weird."

Mc: "Sex?"

P: "Me?"

Mc: "Sixsome?"

T & Z: "Noooooooooooooooooooo!"

What ever happened to casual sex between TWO coworkers? This fanfic is a tribute to the good old days. And all those who can't be bothered typing more than one word sentences.