It had been weeks after Super Smash Bros. Brawl was finished, and King Dedede was back in his castle. However, something about him had changed: his signature move was given a name, and after hearing about the "Super Dedede jump", he had started to think that everything he did was super.
It ticked his minions off. A lot.
King Dedede (King): …So, after I hit Kirby with my Super Dedede trip, he just went flying off the stage!
Waddle Doo (Doo): I notice that you are calling all your moves the Super Dedede-action
Waddle Dee (Dee): It's annoying.
King: I don't need to Supah Dedede respond to that!
(Doo and Dee): SEE!?
Yes, it annoyed everyone a lot, but our good king didn't know, or care. One day, Meta
Knight came to the castle….
Meta Knight (MK): …So let me get this straight: King Dedede is saying "Super Dedede" before everything he does?
Doo: Yes! It's very irritating!
MK: Oh, come on! How bad can it be?
King (at distance): Supah Dedede make sandwich!
MK: ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh…That bad.
Dee: Make it stop! My head's gonna blow!
MK: I'll talk to him.
As predicted, the talk did nothing but annoy Meta Knight. King Dedede (who does NOT
talk like he did in the Kirby anime English dub) continued to annoy everyone with his
Super Dedede habit. It looked like all hope was lost, until none other than Kirby had an
idea….
Doo: Do you think this will work?
Kirby: Of course! Let's go!
Dee (calling for Dedede): Dededeeeee… HEY! DEDEDE!
King: Huh?
MK: NOW, KIRBY! NOW!!!!!
Kirby:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirby: (Places Duct tape over Dedede's mouth)
King: MMMM! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Doo: So, how long does the tape stay on?
MK: For about 2 weeks IF he promises to stop doing that "SUPER DEDEDE" thing.
Dee: YAY!!! Salvation!!!!
So remember, kids, silence is golden; duct tape is cheaper!
The End.