Title: Should have Known
Prompt/Theme: Cupcakes
Rating/Warning: Pure. Crack. OOCness.
Author's Notes: why? because I had an image of Orihime and Matsumoto making cupcakes, that's why.

Hitsugaya should have known better than to be assured by that human girl, even less so by his fellow squad member when she'd pleaded with him to the point of driving him nuts to let her stay there for the evening and have something called, "Girl Talk". Considering this Orihime brat was about as clueless as the idiot running next to him, whatever part of him had been tired of her leaning and chattering had given in and told her to behave herself.

Which was why he and Rukia's little pet were racing down the street at three in the fucking morning because there'd been a call from someone named Ta... something or other, in a hell of a panic that there was something like a bomb going off in the neighborhood.

Centering from none other than the brat's house.

He couldn't decide if it was a good thing or a bad thing that there weren't any flames or body parts scattered around the area, Ichigo kicking in the door with a bellowing roar that was probably supposed to sound like the girl's name. Going through the living room hall in a hurry, the two of them froze and even he felt his jaw start to loosen up at the sight.

"Um, I don't think that was supposed to be put in there yet, or did we put in too much?"

"You said half a thing of this, right? Shouldn't've done that then."

"...half? Oh no, I said a teaspoon of it! No wonder it did that, oh well, so much for that idea."

"Eh? Hey boys, you wanna join us too? Ori-chan here has a couple more aprons, probably fit you guys."

Since Ichigo, the useless jackass, he seethed, was too busy doing his best impersonation of a fish out of water... doing a rather marvelous job of it too might he add, Hitsugaya did the one sane thing he could do.

Completely flipped his shit at his team mate.

"What the hell are you doing?! And what exploded?"

There was a brief glimpse of Orihime behind Matsumoto's rather... ahh, rounded and taller figure as the smaller girl timidly held out a plate of... some kind of green good with white and colored somethings sprinkled liberally on it. Also; the two of them were stark ass naked save for a pair of aprons. Matsumoto looked rather nonplussed at the explosion of temper and looked over at Orihime with a grin on her face and a shrug of her shoulder that nearly uncovered one of her breasts. Reaching over and wiping the frosting off the blushing girl's cheek, she turned back to the boys and raised an eyebrow as if it were obvious.

"They had a thing called 'Naked Chef' on that televisi-thing, whatever it was. It looked like fun so, we decided to come in here and do it."

"U-Um, they weren't truly naked though Matsumoto-san,"

"Ehh, that's 'cause they're bein' watched probably, we weren't and so, we did it properly."

Before either man could open his mouth, Matsumoto held out a tray of vaguely pastry shaped things covered in white frosting and... pink sprinkles. Of course.

"Cupcakes anyone?

Orihime's suddenly cheerful voice dispelled any kind of hope one of the men might have had for one of the treats.

"They're Wasabi flavored, and the frosting's really good too!"

Ichigo just left, thanking God or whoever was currently watching over him that Kon hadn't been there and also wishing he could get the sight of Matsumoto and Orihime naked under frilly pink aprons out of his head. Hitsugaya on the other hand, gritted his teeth, stormed out and began looking for a way to get a Hollow out and in range of his sight right now.

The girls shrugged and returned back to discussing what flavor they would make next and if they could maybe even make a whole cake with what they had left over.