I don't own Twilight or the Jonas Brothers… *Sigh* If only!!!!!

Part one: What happens in the woods, stays in the woods.

Bella's point of view.

"HELP!" I screamed without any actual hope that I'd be found.

Well, aren't I smart? I got lost… AGAIN! It's not my fault. I swear! It's Edwards! He should know better then to let me wander around alone! Gosh! What was he thinking? "You can go hunting by your self if you really want to, Bella. I mean, I guess you can," He said to me. WHAT A FOOL! So I asked him thirty times, threatened him with my newborn strength, and gave him the puppy dog eyes! So what!?!?!?! He shouldn't have said yes… IDIOT!

"Bella? Is that you?" I heard a voice ask. EDWARD!!"Yes my love, it's me! I knew you would come sooner or later!"

"Yes, I came. I shouldn't have let you come out here by yourself… I knew you would get lost again," He said in an ashamed voice.

"WHAT? You have no faith in me? What kind of supporting husband are you?" I yelled at him.

"You're right, I'm ashamed," He sighed.

"Oh… Don't be ashamed," I told him and then gave him a kiss on the check. "*In singing voice* OHHHHH!!! I love you, and you love me! Let's all live happily! OHHHHHHH!!!! You saved me from the deep dark woods, and now I'm not surrounded by wood!!!! OHHHHHH!! AND. IT'S. ALL. BECAUSE. YOU. LOVE. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"That's nice, Bella."

Part two: The super awesome cake that I felt like writing about!

As we approached the house I smelled something wonderful!

"Mmm… Eddiekinz? What is that delicious smell?"

"Oh, that's just Alice and Jasper baking a cake," He answered me.

"Why that's wonderful! I can't wait for them to finish so I can have a piece."

"Um, Bella… You're a vampire now, you can't eat cake," He explained to me.

"Oh, right. Aw, I never get to eat anything good!" I complained.

Right when we entered the house Rosalie ran in.

"Oh, Alice!" she exclaimed.

"What is it?" She answered back.

"Hum, why are you baking a cake?" Rosalie asked getting off topic, like always.

"The question is, why aren't you baking a cake?" Jasper asked.

"Anyway," Rosalie started "I GOT TICKETS TO A JONAS BROTHERS CONCERT!!!!!!!!!"

I swear the whole house shook when Alice screamed.

Part three: The concert.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Alice screamed as loud as she could when her FAVORITE Jonas Brothers song came on. It just so happened to be my LEAST favorite Jonas Brothers song… It reminded me on Jacob and I. I just looked at her while she screamed out the lyrics.

"I've been making lots of plans like a picket fence and a rose garden!! I'll just keep on dreaming, but it's cool 'cause we're just friends!!!!" I suddenly felt a surge of pity for the guys… I mean, I like the Jonas Brothers as much as the next girl… Besides Alice that is… But the guys didn't like them at all… I don't know how they got tricked into coming… Alice has her ways.

"Having fun guys?" I asked and then heard three synchronized "No"s. But wait… There were four guys here… I then looked to see who hadn't answered. Jacob, Edward, Jasper… Hum,

"Where's Emmett?"

"Over there," Jacob answered, obviously annoyed as he pointed to the guy ten feet away singing his heart out.

"You warned me that, you were gonna leave!!! Never thought, you would really go… I was blind, baby now I see… I broke your heart but now I know…"

"Um… Alright then. I never knew he had such a fondness for the Jonas Brothers."

"Neither did I," Edward retorted in a less then enthusiastic voice.

"His favorite is Kevin!" Jasper said with fake peppiness that reminded me of Alice.

"Which I don't get at all!" Jacob said. "It's obvious that Joe is the hottest."

"Oh, WHATEVER!" Edward yelled… "Nick is the cutest."

"Dudes… WHAT THE HECK?" Jasper screamed. "NONE OF THEM ARE HOT!" And then everyone one within ten feet of us turned and gave Jasper the evil eye.

"Well, I for one think Frankie is the cutest," Nessie said as she wondered over to me.

"Oh you do?" Jacob asked her.

"Yep," She answered. "Only because he's around my age. You see, I don't go after people that are like four years older then me like some of these crazies!"

"Aw, man. I guess that's a huge disappointment, Jake." Jasper said.

"Oh, shut up!"

"Can you people PLEASE be quite! I'm trying to hear the concert! AND TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME!!! EVERYTHINGS ALL RIGHT! WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT HERE BY MY SIDE…" Emmett yelled and then continued to sing, very badly I might add.

"Sorry." We all whispered at the same time.

Part four: The Meet and Greet… Jealousy… Lucky Vampires/Werewolf/Vampire Human.

"Oh my god… This is sooo cool!" Alice managed to squeak out as she shook.

"It's Kevin!!!" Emmett yelled. "I can't believe I'm going to meet Kevin Jonas!

"And I can't believe you care!" Rosalie yelled irritated as always. Though, this time she had the write to be. If Edward turned all fanboyish over Kevin Jonas I'd be pretty PO'd.

"I can't believe I get to meet Niiick." Alice said, singing his name.

"Should I be jealous?" Jasper asked her.

"Maybe a little."

"How great." He said following her over to were Nick was standing.

"Oh. My. Gosh!" Emmett half shouted. "Um.. Hi, I'm Emmett." He said in a macho voice while shaking Kevin's hand. "I, uh, love your music." He told him.

"Nice to meet you," Kevin said. "It's nice to see some guy fans!"

"Eh hem!" Rosalie said trying to be noticed, classic Rosalie.

"Oh, this is my um, friend, Rosalie." Emmett said trying to decide what to call Rosalie.

"Excuse me?" She half shouted. "I'm his wife Rosalie." Rosalie said, turning towards Kevin. "Nice to meet you."

"Like wise." Kevin said just as I heard Edward chuckle beside me.

"What?" I asked him.

"Kevin doesn't seem to like Rosalie to much," He told me.

"What do you mean," I asked wondering if she could come off irritating in two minutes.

"Jealousy," He answered.

"What? Jealous of Rosalie? Why?"

"Well, he has a certain fondness of Emmett." Edward explained.

"Oh…" I said as I busted out into a hysterical fit of laughter. "Sorry," I apologized when everyone in the room turned to look at me.

"Oh my gosh… Nick just looked at you!" Alice whispered to me. "Lucky."

"It's your turn, Alice!" I told her.

"Oh, oh my gosh! This is so awesome!" she said as she walked toward Nick.

"Hi! I'm Alice! This is Jasper! He doesn't like you, but I do! I love you! And your music! You're just SO awesome!" She said in what seemed like one sentence. He giggled a bit and said,

"Nice to meet you. Both of you."

"Thanks. Same to you," Jasper said, a little distant.

"What's your favorite song to perform?" Alice asked him

"Uh, that's a hard one. I'd have to say Love bug."

"OMJ!! I love that song!" She exclaimed! "Called her for the first time yesterday! Finally found the missing' part of me! Felt so close but you were far away… Left me without anything to say…" She sang.

"Wow. I've never heard our song sound so good." Nick said to her and Alice smiled amazingly big.

"Well, I guess it's our turn," I said to Edward and Nessie.

"Yes!" Nessie screamed.

"Alright, lets get this over with." Edward said.

"Hi," I said to Joe. "Nick to meet you. I'm Bella," I told him. "This is Edward," I said pointing to Edward. "And this is Nessie."

"Hello!" He told us and smiled at Nessie. "Is she your daughter?" He asked.

"Yes, she is."

"Well, you seem much to young to have a daughter. How old are you?"

"Oh, I'm twenty five. She's seven." I lied to him. I was actually eighteen and she was actually only 9 months old. But we could both pull it off.

"Well, you don't look it. And neither does he," He said pointing over to Edward

"Thanks," I replied feeling thankful that I couldn't blush because of the lack of blood.

"I don't know." I heard Edward whisper to Nessie.

"Nice meeting you," I said and waved goodbye to him.

"You too," He said with a smile

"What?" I asked Edward

"Nothing," He assured me.

"No, tell me."

"Okay," He said in a half sigh. "Nessie wanted to know why you were flirting with Joe Jonas."

Sigh. I knew I shouldn't have asked.

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