disclaimer: not my characters. The plot however is mine.
The three Death Eaters walked into the large hall like room.
"My Lord." Said one (Lucius), "We have the 'Amazingly Fantasticly Evil plan' that you wanted us to steal from Sauron."
The other two (Dolohov and Avery) walked over to Voldemort carrying a massive stack of paper held together with a peice of pink ribbon.
Voldemort reached for the paper (Dolohov noted the dark lord's nicely manicured finger-nails.).
"Hmm..." Said Voldemort while flicking through the stack. "Ohh... I like this bit! 'Take over the world and then turn into a giant-eye shaped overlord.' I'd do that... maybe more of a snake thing though..." Voldemort said thoughtfully.
Lucius fake coughed (sounding remarkably like that Umbridge woman). "Uh... Voldemort, I've sort of read it already... and I think page 163 is quite good."
Voldemort flipped to the page. "'Let right hand man take control of armies and minions' eh, I don't know... maybe use the imperious curse and control the right hand man and frame him for lots of evil crimes. Actually, that sounds like a great evil plan! Who is my right hand man?"
"uhh... not me..." lied Lucius.
Avery, who only just started listening to the conversation and didn't know what he was really signing up for started jumping around madly waving his hand in the air. "Pick me! pick me!" he exclaimed.
"Yep. It's been Avery for a while." said Dolohov who was helping out Lucius even though he liked Avery better.
"Okay. Imperio" said Voldemort. "Avery, now that you have to do everything I say, I want you to go and put on your sister's favourite dress and walk into the Mnistry of Magic and claim to be the most evil Overlord of all time."
Avery nodded and walk off.
FOUR HOURS LATER
Snape ran in to the room that Lucius Malfoy, Dolohov (who I'm to lazy to remember the first name of) and Voldemort were all sitting around in looking bored.
"Averywasarrestedandclaimedtobeaneviloverlordandwaswearingapinkdress" Snape said.
"Huh?" Said the other three.
"Avery was arrested and claimed to be an evil overlord and was wearing a pink dress." he reapeated at a resonable speed.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" laughed Voldemort in a stupidly high pitched way. "hahahhaaaa... ah, I really should add that plan to the 'Amazingly Fantasticly Evil plans' that I had stolen from Sauron."
a/n: ah, it was about 1 in the morning when I wrote this... so if there is a massive ammount of mistakes that's the explantion. It probably also explains why it seems (to me) so mental.