"Hello and welcome to a world of mystery! Here is our newest attraction-the other dimensional writer! Haha, we have fun here." Stanford Pines shouts, motioning toward a makeshift stage at the center of the Mystery Shack Museum with his eight ball cane. He pulls a rope to reveal a tall 21-year old who looks over her laptop awkwardly and adjusts her glasses.
"Umm, h-how did I get here? I swear I was just in my bedroom. And why am I suddenly two-dimensional?! I guess this is what I get for falling asleep to Fight Fighters." Her eyes widen at the sight of her hands with only four fingers and the many giant prying eyes pointed in her direction. A camera flashes and the tourists clap while making excited comments about her reaction to what they consider normalcy.
"You can ask her anything you want, folks!" He dropped his voice to a loud whisper, "But be careful, she's completely feral!"
"Am not! And my name's The Design Nerd, by the way!" She moves the duct-taped computer to the side and crosses her arms, "My sister's not gonna like where her laptop went."
"What a strange name! See everyone, no one has that weird of a name in Gravity Falls!" The miserly old man elbows a customer playfully.
"What about your nephew? I'm pretty sure Dipper's not a normal name." she adds.
Dipper pipes up, "Hey! How'd you know that? Anyways, it's a nickname! My real name's-"
Stan glares at him, "Who told you you could take a break?!"
The kid in the pine tree hat continues polishing a giant glass eyeball with a defeated sigh.
"Meh, might as well go along with it. It can't be that bad, right? It's not every day you end up as a display. I feel like one of my paintings!"
"You heard her! It'll be ten, 25. No wait! A hundred dollars!" Stan beams, imagining the potential profits pouring in.
"How about just a review? This place could use a few good ones..." She looks around at the crumbling exhibits and an especially disappointed couple staring at loose wire outline of a horse, "The better reviews, the more customers you get!"
"Sure...but if I end up losing money on this, YOU'LL PAY!"