Hahaha. I've read so many random fics I had to write one myself. Some Ideas were inspired by Emma and Crystal so I have to give credit to them. I got one big idea from a story Amako-chan wrote and a couple others from all the random fics out there. I give credit to you all! Hope you love it! Please R&R!

DISCLAIMER: No. I don't own some of the ideas in here or the whole randomness idea or FMA.

ONWARD!

Crystal burst into the room where Stephanie, Vanessa, Kailee, Emma, and Laura were sitting in a small circle. The 5 girls turned to look at her. Crystal flailed her arms around in the air and jumped up and down. "Guess what! Guess what!"

Kailee raised an eyebrow. "What?"

Crystal pointed out the door. "There's a suit of armour and a really short guy with blonde hair outside!"

The girls looked at her with 'what-the-hell-are-you-on' looks on their faces.

"I'm not crazy!" Crystal exclaimed in defense.

"Of course your not." Stephanie rolled her eyes.

Emma nodded sarcastically. "Yeah, cause it's everyday that there's a suit of armour and a really short guy with blonde hair outside."

Vanessa walked over to the window and looked down. Sure enough, there was a suit of armour and a really short blonde guy. Vanessa blinked. "You know what? Those guys look a lot like the guys Kailee obsesses over."

"I DON'T OBSESS!" she retorted.

"Of course you don't. Cause it's so not obsessing to constantly talk about FMA." Emma crossed her arms and again nodded sarcastically.

Kailee fumed. "Shut up!"

There was a loud knock on the door. The girls jolted down the stairs and opened the door. The short blonde spoke with fake professionalism. "We're going door to door looking for someone who would like to be a voluntary amputee."

Suddenly a man with dark hair poof-ed out of nowhere and came up behind the boy and the suit of armour. He started singing the banana phone song. "Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring banana phone! Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring banana phone! I've got this feeling, so appealing, for us to get together and sing. Sing!"

The blonde gasped. "Oh no! It's Roy!"

Crystal hopped up and down. "Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring banana phone!

Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong banana phone! It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches. It's the best! Beats the rest! Cellular, Modular, Interactivodular!"

Laura joined in, dancing around with Crystal. "Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring banana phone! Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop! Ping-pong, ping-pong, ping-pong, ping-pong banana phone! It's no baloney, it ain't a phony! My cellular bananular phone!"

Kailee, Stephanie, and Vanessa exchanged glances. Laura threw her hands up in the air and continued to sing along with Roy and Crystal. "Don't need quarters, don't need dimes to call a friend of mine! Don't need computer or TV to have a real good time! I'll call for pizza. I'll call my cat. I'll call the white house, have a chat! I'll place a call around the world, operator get me Beijing-jing-jing-jing!"

The man called Roy threw his arms up into the air. "Join us Edward!"

The blonde boy screamed. "Hell no! Al! Help!"

Roy chased Edward around the suit of armour, Al. "Join us! Join us!" Roy said in a maniac-ish voice. Ed shrieked in protest. Alphonse was currently petting a cat and wasn't paying on to what was going on around him. "Al!!!"

Laura and Crystal continued to sing. "Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring banana phone! Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop! Yin yang yin yang yin yang ying, banana phone! It's a real live mama and papa phone, a brother and sister and a dogaphone, a grandpa phone and a grandma phone too! Oh Yeah! My cellular, bananular phone!"

Edward covered his ears. "Nooo!!! Make it stop!"

Laura sang louder. "Banana phone, ring, ring, ring!"

Crystal sang just as loud. "It's a phone with appeal!"

"Banana phone, ring, ring, ring!"

"Now you can have your phone and eat it too!"

"Banana phone, ring, ring, ring!"

"This song drives me, Bananas!"

"Banana phone, ring, ring, ring!"

"Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop-doop!" Roy sang loudly.

The three bowed dramatically. Kailee and Vanessa were having trouble breathing from laughing so hard. Stephanie had a look of utter disturbed-ness on her face. Edward ran down the street screaming "OH MY GAWD! MAKE THE INSANENESS STOP!"

Al started after him. "Brother! Can I keep the kitten? Its soooo cuuuttee!!"

Ed was heard shouting from a distance. "LIKE HELL!"

Al chased after him, begging and pleading like a little kid. "Pretty pleeaase? I'll take extra good care of it!"

The two brothers disappeared around the corner. Roy stood triumphantly until a random chocolate cake fell from the sky and landed on his head. Crystal cheered. "Cake! And it's chocolate!!!" She ran over and stuck her finger into the cake mess. She licked her finger. "It's good too!"

Stephanie stared at her. Suddenly Laura bounced up and down. "Look, look! It's the Ghost Busters!!!" Suddenly the Ghost Busters theme song started playing out of nowhere. The girls looked around. Suddenly a cloud of white smoke appeared and the Ghost Busters walked out and made an attempt to look all cool but the first Ghost Buster tripped causing the others to fall as well. Everyone stared at them. Getting up again they dusted themselves off.

One of the Ghost Busters cleared his throat and dramatically pointed at Roy. "You! You're a runaway ghost aren't you?"

Roy looked shocked for a moment. "No! I'm four penguins in disguise as a man!"

Suddenly a cloud of smoke surrounded Roy. Everyone coughed as the smoke cleared. Four penguins stood tall. The penguin on the bottom was bigger than the other three who stood on each other's shoulders. Everyone just stared. The Ghost Busters ran over and pulled out a vacuum-like thing. "This is our Penguin Vaporizing Vacuum Thing!" A Ghost Buster announced.

The penguins squeaked in protest before getting sucked up into the Penguin Vaporizing Vacuum Thing. Everyone stood there for a long moment before the Ghost Busters turned around. "Well! Looks like the day is saved by the heroic Ghost Busters!" Suddenly a white cloud engulfed them and then disappeared.

The girls stood in the doorway and looked at each other. "Well that was random." Kailee announced.

"Thank you Captain Obvious." Emma said with sarcasm dripping from her voice.

Everyone looked at her.

"What?"

They shook their heads. "You're being awfully sarcastic today. It's getting annoying." Stephanie announced.

Vanessa sighed. "Thank you Captain Obvious."

Everyone just stared at Vanessa.

"What?"

"That wasn't even the right time to use that, smart-ass." Stephanie remarked.

"And it was odd." Emma added.

Everyone looked at her.

"What now?"

"How can you say it's odd when that's one of your favourite sayings?!" Kailee asked, exasperated.

Emma shrugged. They all rolled their eyes at this. Moving back inside Kailee closed the door.

"Well. Doubt that will ever happen again." She coughed and leaned against the door.

"Oh yeah." Everyone else agreed.

LOL! Okay! So what'd you think? Like it? If so, review and give me some ideas to make a possible second chapter or another completely different fanfiction. If not, well don't flame please cause I really hate getting bad reviews, it puts me down. This is one i'll do on my spare time since Crystal will get mad at me if I work on this one more that A Golden Sky or Crystal Clear. Oh. And just to let you know, I'm not on anything. Nothing at all. Lol just did this for laughs and stuff. I'm honestly not on anything.