Governments night at freddys 3: night 1

WARNING

this isnt meant to offend any countries or people in them countries so please dont be offended and enjoy

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The governments go into fazbears fright

Obama: ok why are we here

Higgins: for the craic why do you think we here for charity

The phone rings

Phone dude:Hey-Hey! Glad you came back for another night! I promise it'll be a lot more interesting this time.

Nieto: who was here before?

Higgins: I was here before pretty boring

We found some-some great new relics over the weekend. And we're out tracking down a new lead, right now. So-uh lemme just update real quick, then you can get to work. Like, the attraction opens in like, a week, so we had to make sure everything works, and nothing catches on fire!

Obama: fire!?

Uh-when the place opens, people will come in at the opposite end of the building, and work their way towards you, then past you and out the exit. Uh-yeah. You've officially become a part of the attraction. Uh-You'll be starring as... The SECURITY guard! So not only will you be monitoring the people on the cameras as they pass through, y'know, to make sure no one steals anything or makes out in the corner, but you'll also be a part of the show. It'll make it feel really authentic I think. Uh... Now let me tell you about what's new. We found another set of drawings, always nice, and a Foxy head! Which we think to be authentic... then again it might just be another crappy cosplay, and we found a desk fan, very old school - metal, though, so watch the fingers. Uh-heh... Uh... Right now the place is basically just, you know, flashing lights, spooky props. Uh, I honestly thought we would have more by now, uh, we don't have something really cool by next week, we may have to suit you up in a furry suit, and make you walk around saying, "Boo"... *hehe*, uh... But, you know, like I said, we're trying to track down a good lead right now. Uh, some guy who helped design one of the buildings says there was, like, an extra room that got boarded up or- uh,

Higgins: the safe room?

o, we're gonna take a peek and see what we can find. Uh, for now just get comfortable with the new setup, um... You can check the security cameras over to your right with a click of that blue button. Uh, you can toggle between the hall cams and the vent cams... Uh, then over to your far left, uh, you can flip up your maintenance panel. Y'know, use this to reboot any systems that may go offline. Heh. So, in trying to make the place feel vintage we may have overdone it a bit, hehe... Some of this equipment is barely functional. Yeah, I wasn't joking about the fire. Tha-tha-that's a real risk.

Cameron: I wonder will that be a trend

Higgins: shut up cameron

Look, this place will give you the spooks, man, and if you let that ventilation go offline, then you'll start seeing some crazy stuff, man. Keep that air flowin'. Okay, keep an eye on things, and we'll try to have something new for ya tomorrow good night

Putin: wow 4 am already

Higgins: well im gonna eplore

Higgins walks away

Nieto: illl follow him

They arrive at the location of cam 2 meanwhile obama and co were watching them from the camera

Obama: play audio?

Obama plays the audio of ballon boys hello?

Nieto: ITS HERE!

Higgins take out a hurley stick

Higgins: come out!

Obama and co were laughing then 6am

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ABIT BORING I KNOW BUT THATS ONLY THE FIRST CHAPTER BECAUSE THE FIRST NIGHT ON THE ACTUAL GAME ISNT VERY INTERESTING