Never Call Tobi a Bad Boy
My first one shot, woohoo, hope you like it ;)
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All the Akatsuki members had gather together for their yearly meeting, excluding Sasori, who was dead, and Orochimaru, who was just to fucking lazy to come, and he wasn't in the Akatsuki anymore.
Deidara who was the most girlish in the group, apparently they forgot about Konan, was stuck with the cleaning.
"Damn the Leader and his fucked up rules, un." Deidara mumbled angrily as he stared at the large hall where they extracted the tailed beasts from their hosts. And his almighty cleaning tool was…a toothbrush, his toothbrush.
He set the metal bucket full of water on the floor beside him and went to work.
After three hours of continuous scrubbing and cursing, Deidara had finally gotten one third of the hall clean when-
"Senpai! Senpai!" Tobi came running in from outside covered from head to toe in mud.
"Tobi," Deidara said in a strained voice, trying his best not to kill the little idiot on the spot, "what the hell are you doing, hm?"
"Oh, me and Zetsu-san were just seeing who could dig the fastest." Tobi said brightly.
Deidara was clenching the toothbrush so hard it broke in half.
"TOBI! I've spent the last three hours cleaning this place! And you come running in here covered in dirt!" Deidara yelled at him.
"Geeze Senpai, don't have a spazz attack." Tobi said calmly.
"WHAT! YOU'RE DEAD!" Deidara yelled running at Tobi.
"Hehehe, Senpai's mad! Senpai's mad!" Tobi yelled cheerily in a sing-song voice while running away from Deidara.
"Tobi get back here, hm!" Deidara yelled.
"You know Senpai, this place is really messy, are you sure you were cleaning it?" Tobi asked as he looked around.
"Augh! Tobi you bad boy! Get back here!" Deidara yelled.
Suddenly Tobi stopped dead in his tracks. Deidara surprised stopped too.
"What did you say?" Tobi asked quietly.
"I…um…" Deidara slowly started to back away, he had never seen Tobi like this and he had never called him a bad boy before either.
"I think I just heard you call me a bad boy." Tobi said in an unnerving pleasant voice as he slowly turned around and faced Deidara.
"I would never say something like that Tobi, hm." Deidara said uneasily.
A side door opened and; Itachi, Pein, Konan, Hidan, Kisame, Kakuzu, and Zetsu walked in to see what all the fuss was about.
Tobi had Deidara backed up against the wall.
"T-Tobi, I-I didn't mean what I said, hm." Deidara said nervously.
Tobi took another threatening step closer to him.
"AH! I PROMISE I'LL NEVER CALL YOU THE B-WORD AGAIN! JUST DON'T KILL ME!" Deidara shrieked dropping to the floor.
Tobi kneeled down next to Deidara who was whimpering.
"Deidara-senpai," Tobi said quietly, "YOU GET SCARED SO EASILY!" Tobi yelled as he dropped to the floor laughing.
Deidara sat there stunned until he heard laughing from the gathered group.
Itachi was on the ground rolling around and laughing his ass off. Everyone was shocked to see the emotionless Uchiha laughing, but after they got over that shock, they all dropped to the ground laughing right along with him.
"But seriously Deidara-senpai," Tobi said standing up, "Never call me a bad boy." Tobi whipped out a chainsaw and proceeded to cut off Deidara's head.
"OH MY GOD! HE KILLED DEIDARA!" Itachi yelled like a little girl.
"Don't worry; I'll sew it back on." Kakuzu said sighing.
"I'll see you all later." Tobi said happily walking away from the bloodily mess on the floor that was Deidara.
Tobi left the room singing, "Bad Boys, Bad Boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?" in a very high pitched voice.
"I hate our yearly meetings." Pein said sighing.
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Maddy- Hehe, hope you liked it. Please Review even if you didn't