Hey guys! I'm kind of new to this so please...don't kill me if it's bad. Anyways, here is my first story and I hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts.
Answering Machine's [Kingdom Heart's style
Hey, this is Sora, I can't come to the phone right now because I'm either, fighting off heartless, out at the beach, or sleeping. Bye! (Beep)
Message 1:
(Kairi): Hi Sora, its Kairi, when you get the chance call me, kay? Bye! -Giggle- (Beep)
Message 2:
(Riku): SORA! You are so fucking dead once I get my hands on you! Of all the colors you had to dye my hair to, pink! PINK!!! (Beep)
Message 3:
(Wakka): Ya man, let's play some ball sometime, ja? (Beep)
Message 4:
(Fangirl 1): ZOMG! SORA! YOU'RE SO FUCKING CUUUTEEEEE!!! EEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! (Beep)
Message 5:
(Xemnas): Hello? Is this the pizza man? Yeah, I would like six large plain pizza with coke. Yeah, thanks-
(Demyx): No! I want pepperoni!
(Xemnas): Fine, fine, five plain and one pepperoni, yes, please deliver at Castle Oblivion. Yeah, thanks. Bye (Beep)
Message 6:
(Leon): …I know where you live
(Yuffie): -Giggling in the background-
(Leon): -in a hush whisper- Yuffie! Shut up! He'll know that it was us! (Beep)
Message 7:
(Sephiroth): This isn't Cloud, is it? Well…tell him that he will never win. Thanks, bye (Beep)
Message 8:
(Fangirl 2): Like, I so knew that, that bitch Fangirl 1 called. I'M LIKE! SO MUCH MORE OF A FAN! I LOVE YOU! LIKE! OMG! (Beep)
Sora stared down at his answering machine as he scratched the back of his head, a weird look plastered on his face "And they say I'M strange…"
So, what do you think of it? Should I continue? Tell me in a review, please! Oh, idea's would be much appreciated as well. Kthxbi!