Kenny somehow, probably cheating off of Kyle, passed High School and went into the porn industry, something he was definitely was born for.
Cartman is currently enrolled in the police academy so he could have some sort of authority which gives quite a kick.
Bebe became a youtuber, a makeup guru to be specific she makes a good amount of money.
Craig decided against going to college and has a part time job at a cigar store, content with the little money he makes for the apartment bill and his cigarette addiction.
Tweek decided to go to college as well as help his parents out as a side job.
*Beep Beep Beep* Tweek groan not wanting to give up being Craigs little spoon. He sit up and check his phone " 8 o clock " He groan laying back down. " my parents want to come over at 11 and I have a lot of hickeys I need to cover up." he says spazing
"You see my parents don't know i'm gay, let alone that I am in a relationship with my childhood best friend.I just feel like they would think it's fault and I can't accept being an embarrassment to them "
Craig brushes the hair out of Tweeks faces smiling at him as he tracing the newly formed hickeys on his neck from their Valentine's Day events.
"What?!" Tweek says in his usual frantic voice even now unsettled by craig smiling.
"You are just so precious, I could lay here forever." Craig turns the alarm off before laying face to face with Tweek " You don't have classes right?"
"No...but my parents…" Tweek drifts off mid sentence
"Alright I have an idea" he gets up putting his boxers on and calls Bebe " You're still around right? Ok cool can you come over with makeup? yeah the lightest shade you got. Thanks I owe you.'"
Tweek blushes "wha- Whats going on?"
" Bebe is going to hide those hickeys…..I know you're parents coming is a lot of pressure for you, but i promise it will work" He kisses Tweeks head " so get up and dressed, I will go make something to eat."
" I know that after being together for a year I really should tell my parents, but I just know they will tell Craigs parents? Oh man then we would really be in trouble they beat him for nothing I dont want to image how bad it would be if they /had/ a reason!"
Tweek goes to his lockers to get his books still heard nothing from Craig today " Hey Clyde did Craig text you at all I'm getting worried!"
He sighs and pats Tweeks head " He is coming just running late he was fighting with parents again last night; he told me it was really bad."
Tweek walks into the bathroom and sees Craig putting concealer on his arms " Y-Youre all bruised up!"
He angrily puts his hand over Tweeks mouth "Look its fine in four years then I won't have to deal with this crap, I'm fine"
Tweek knew he wasn't and in 10th grade hen Craig started smoking instead of eat lunch he visited him by the dumpster. Tweek saw with each passing week how the bruises got larger and deeper,but there was nothing Tweek could do.