Taichou Is Always Right.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with Bleach, if I did Rukia would be dead and so would Momo :D Yup I hate them haha!
A/N: This is my first Bleach fanfic and it's to do with Byakuya. Ah teh hottest captain alive err dead... ehhhh whatever! Anyway in recent months I've been more interested in Bleach than Naruto so please don't get upset if you read my Naruto ones and are a bit annoyed I haven't really updated them and done this. I'm a little annoyed with where the Naruto story is going... But anyway! The title is a bit of a joke. My sister and I were trying to come up with a really silly title... originally it was going to be 'Byakuya's not here Michelle' -hahaha- and the plan was to randomly make the 4th seat of 6th squad a huge guy called Michelle (if you've watched Dodgeball you may get the joke) Anyway I know this is random but I hope you enjoy it! Comments and everything welcome!
Chapter 1.
It was going to be one of those days, he could feel it in the air. Something was going to happen. Sure it would be nice if something did happen, but that would depend on what this something was. He'd long been wishing for something or someone to come along and make his life more interesting. But he wasn't about to tell anyone that now was he?
He strode into the office and sat at his desk. There was already paperwork waiting, so he started it.
After a while there was a knock on the door.
"Come" he said, he knew who it would be and sure enough he was right.
"Good morning Taichou." His red haired lieutenant said. Kuchiki Byakuya didn't even glance up as Renji entered. But after a while of Renji just standing there, as if expecting something, Byakuya mentally sighed and stopped writing.
"Is there something you wanted Abarai?" Renji started a little at his captain's harsh tone.
"Ah... Yeah um..." Byakuya felt himself become slightly irritated with his lieutenant.
"Well?" His tone was slowly getting harsher and Renji decided he would just spit it out.
"There's a Hirohata-san here to see you!" Byakuya glanced up.
"Well send him in then" Renji nodded and turned, then after realising what Byakuya had said, started to turn back, then stopped. He grinned inwardly. No I won't tell him, I think I'll let him find out for himself and so he went back into the hall and mumbled something to someone. He returned and moved to stand at the side of the desk.
Byakuya had gone back to his paperwork so he didn't notice the 2nd person walk in. He didn't look up until Renji coughed.
"Ahem, Taichou this is Hirohata Miyuki-san" Byakuya blinked once then glanced at the newcomer. His eyes widened only slightly. Ok so this Hirohata-san was not a man as he had being expecting, they were in fact a woman, an attractive woman, a highly attractive woman. He nodded slightly at her. She bowed low and smiled.
"It's a pleasure to finally meet you Kuchiki-sam- I mean Kuchiki-taichou" She straightened, moved closer to the desk, and placed a piece of paper on it. Byakuya picked it up and read it. It was a transfer form.
Apparently Hirohata Miyuki used to be the 3rd seat of 8th division and was now requesting to join 6th. He glanced up and at her.
"What reason do you have from changing from the 8th to the 6th squad?" Miyuki sighed, she hated being asked this.
"Do you really have to ask?" Byakuya thought for a moment. Kyoraku was 8th squad captain and he was notorious for being a womaniser. He glanced at Miyuki. She seemed to be the type of woman Kyoraku would flirt with, she was curvy with short brown hair and blue eyes, she was also rather well endowed in the chest area. He nodded.
"I think I can guess why you wish to leave that squad. Very well. It says here that you are best suited to a seated position. You are in luck, my 3rd seat recently switched to another squad so I think you'll do well as his replacement. Abarai will show you to your quarters and give you some work to do. Any problems speak to either him or me. Good day" She bowed once again and left the room followed by Renji. Byakuya glanced at the transfer paper again. I wonder... he thought to himself, then shrugged and went back to his work.
Miyuki followed Renji through the 6th squad barracks. He led her down a long corridor and then down another, even longer corridor, this one seemed to look as if it were part of a noble residence, but that wasn't really surprising as this was the 6th squad and most of the members were from wealthy families, Renji stopped outside a door. Miyuki glanced around, there were 5 doors all together. One was at the very end. She glanced at Renji.
"Abarai-fukutaichou" Renji glanced at her and smiled in a slightly shy way.
"Oh don't call me that please. Just call me Renji" Miyuki blinked and then smiled.
"Ok Renji-san. I was just wondering... where do these doors lead?" Renji smiled again.
"Oh these? These are our quarters. That one" He pointed to the one at the very end of the hall. "Is the taichou quarters" Miyuki frowned.
"But doesn't he have a house to go to?" Renji chuckled.
"Yeah but sometimes he stays here late doing paperwork and can't be bothered to go home" Miyuki sighed and Renji smiled and pointed at the door closest to Byakuya's. "That's my quarters. The door in front of us leads into yours and then the next two doors belong to the 4th and 5th seat" Miyuki nodded and Renji unlocked the door before him, handed her the key and then led her in.
The room was small and quaint. Miyuki hadn't been expecting much of course. It had a futon in one corner and a small desk, chair, bookshelf and a small door leading off into what she supposed was the bathroom. Renji turned.
"Yeah sorry it looks a bit small and cramped. Mine's not much better heh. Anyway that door leads to the bathroom which has a shower and stuff in it. Oh and your belongings are over there." He pointed to one corner of the room and then started walking out. "Ok so that's your room sorted. I'll lead you to the kitchens and dining room when it's dinner time, before we sort out your work. Is there anything you want to know?" Miyuki followed him into the hall and thought for a moment before shaking her head and smiling.
"Nope I'm good"
Byakuya sighed and straightened the pile of paperwork. He was finally finished. He got up and glanced over at Renji, who had shown Miyuki round the barracks and then returned to find his workload looking suspiciously lighter. This was because Byakuya had finished his paperwork a little early and decided to do some of Renji's. Not to help him in any way... but just because this way I can ensure it is being done right This was what Byakuya kept saying to himself anyway.
He walked into the kitchen and was surprised to see the new 3rd seat standing by the stove looking a bit perplexed. She glanced over at him and then went back to looking at the pot that was sitting on the stove. Byakuya walked over and glanced inside the pot. It seemed to be some kind of stew and it smelled lovely. Miyuki looked up at him out of the corner of her eye.
"Is everything alright taichou?" Byakuya nodded and moved away a little. Miyuki looked back at her stew and then spun round to face the retreating back of her captain.
"Taichou" Byakuya looked back at her calmly. "I- I made too much stew and I was wondering if you wanted some as well?" She looked a little flustered and Byakuya couldn't help but be amused, (not that anyone would notice he was), he nodded and Miyuki quickly filled a bowl for him while he went and sat down. She brought it over and retreated back to the pot to fill a bowl for herself. Then she came and sat across from him, feeling extremely nervous.
She'd heard a lot about Byakuya and from what everyone said and she'd seen, he was a person to be reckoned with. He always appeared cold and uncaring, but she was sure there was a different side to him. Suddenly the image of him laughing loudly entered her mind and she giggled at the image, it didn't look right at all... but that was just her imagination. Who knows, maybe he looks really handsome when he smiles and laughs and stuff. Not that he doesn't look handsome anyway..... She watched as he lifted the spoon to his mouth and ate, he said nothing but he went back for another spoonful so she assumed he was enjoying it. How can he look so elegant and refined even when eating?! My god he's handsome. Byakuya looked up and she was suddenly aware that she had been staring at him and not eating for a little while now.
"Is everything alright?" Miyuki started a little and then waved her hand in a vague gesture.
"Yes everything is great, I was just thinking to myself, sorry!" Byakuya raised a delicate eyebrow at her then went back to his food. HOW COME YOU LOOK SO SEXY!!! EVEN WHEN YOU RAISE YOUR EYEBROW YOUR SEXY! GAH NOT FAIR!!!! A deeper part of Miyuki screamed, Miyuki just shook her head slightly and began eating.
The rest of their time was spent in silence, then Byakuya got up and left the room... leaving his empty bowl on the table as if expecting her to clean it up. Miyuki's eyebrow twitched. Don't tell me he thinks I should clean up his mess for him?..... THAT ARROGANT BA-! She cut her thought short though as Renji appeared and waved at her.
She waved back, quickly cleared the table and then asked Renji if he wanted the last of the stew before saying goodnight and going to her room.
She got there just as Byakuya arrived at his room. She was surprised that she had caught up with him so quickly, she considered telling him that he should clean up his own mess instead of expecting others to do it for him! This wasn't his manor after all. But she swallowed her words and pulled out her room key silently.
Just as she raised it to the door it fell out of her hand and hit the wooden floor with a 'thud' followed by a tinkling sound. Byakuya turned around swiftly and Miyuki bent quickly to pick it up, but she was so flustered by having disturbed her captain that as she bent she managed to smack her head on the door.
She muttered a curse under her breath and looked up to see Byakuya staring at her in what she would assume was either a disapproving or shocked way. She smiled weakly at him and quickly recovered her key before shoving it in the lock, pulling the door open and running in. She slammed the door behind her and mentally beat the crap out of herself for uttering such a word in front of Byakuya.
Byakuya watched as Miyuki fled into her room. Again he was amused, but also a little shocked that a woman like her would know such a word. Then again... she was in 8th squad and who knows what kind of things are said and done in that barracks He rolled his eyes and entered his quarters. He looked around and straightened a few things, put away some left out books and then went to bed. It was during the night that something odd happened. Byakuya, Renji and Miyuki all had the strangest dreams.
--With Byakuya--
He was in a country cottage kitchen, standing by the stove. He looked down at himself and saw that he was wearing a frilly pink and white spotted apron. This confused as well as worried him. In the frying pan on the stove he saw pancake mixture. What was he doing? He then looked around and saw Miyuki sitting at the table with a innocent and very sweet smile gracing her face. He couldn't help but sigh and smile back, he then turned back to the pan and saw it was time to flip the mixture over.
He did so in an expert way and heard Miyuki clapping behind him. The scene flickered and the next thing he knew he was serving up a plateful of pancakes for Miyuki, he took it over to the table with a smile and placed it down. Miyuki's smile turned a little shy at their closeness, for he was standing beside her. He then leant down, picked up the knife and fork and cut into the pile. He picked a bit up on the fork and held it to her mouth. Slowly and shyly Miyuki opened her mouth and ate the delicious mixture, before blushing and smiling at him once more.
"It's delicious Byakuya-kun" Byakuya smiled and leant down, bringing his face even closer to hers.
"I'm glad you enjoyed it." He leant in and suddenly everything went black. His eyes flew open and he shot up into a sitting position. His hair was a little messy and he felt a little hot. He brushed his hand through his hair, thought back to the dream and shook his head. That was the most intense dream he had ever had. It wasn't a bad dream... in fact for him it was the complete opposite.
"That was the sexiest dream I've ever had..." He mumbled to himself and then he lay back down and tried to go back to sleep.
--With Miyuki--
Miyuki sat at the kitchen table feeling shy, she watched the man by the stove pour the mixture into a frying pan and start cooking her pancakes. He turned to her and smiled and she couldn't help but smile back. He then went back to the pancakes and began humming a tune. This was so not like him. Suddenly he flipped the pancakes and Miyuki was so impressed that she gasped and clapped at the expertise he did this with.
Soon the pancakes were cooked and he brought them over to her. She blushed a little at his closeness and even more when she noticed what he was doing, before she knew it the fork holding the syrupy pancakes was in front of her mouth. She shyly and slowly opened her mouth and ate the mixture. It tasted heavenly. She looked up and smiled.
"It's delicious Byakuya-kun." Byakuya smiled and leant down, bringing his face to within an inch of hers.
"I'm glad you enjoyed it."He whispered and then he leant in, Miyuki closed her eyes and leant towards him. Nothing happened. She opened her eyes to find herself in her little room and frowned at the ceiling.
"What the?" Suddenly she remembered what had just taken place in her dream and she shot up, blushing furiously. What the hell just happened?! I did not just have a romantic dream involving Kuchiki-taichou did I? No way! I can't believe this! How am I ever going to be able to face him! GAHHHH! She grabbed her pillow and buried her face in it before flopping back down and trying to calm herself.
"Ok don't panic" she told herself shakily. "It's just a dream, it doesn't mean anything! Nothing like that will ever happen. By the time you next see him you won't even remember what happened so there's no need to overreact like that. Just keep calm and act normal if you do though." With that said she relaxed, put her pillow back and went back to sleep.
--With Renji--
Renji sat at the table and stared at the man standing by the stove in the pink and white spotted frilly apron. He was slightly confused by this but he wasn't about to say anything, after all, he was getting pancakes! This made him grin. He watched as the dark haired man flipped the pancakes expertly and then served them up. He brought them over and placed the plate in front of Renji. Renji looked up.
"Thanks taichou!" Byakuya smiled kindly at Renji. "Um.. Just one question. Why are you making me pancakes?" Byakuya chuckled.
"That's because you deserve them. You've worked so hard and finally you have become my equal. I'm very proud of you." Renji gasped in happiness and dug in. They tasted heavenly and he wanted more. He looked up at Byakuya again, tears in his eyes.
"They were delicious!" Byakuya patted his head.
"I made them just the way you like them son." Renji sniffled.
"Thank you daddy!" and suddenly he and Byakuya were hugging. Renji woke up and stared at the ceiling in slight confusion. Could he really? No... Well... it could happen! Who knows! But if he's gonna make me pancakes and be so kind to me! I think I'm going to have to be really nice to him from now on. I have now seen the kinder side to taichou! And... and... HE GAVE ME PANCAKES!!!! Tears of happiness filled Renji's eyes and he rolled onto his side and went back to sleep with a smile on his face.
A/N: Yup Renji is totally adorable! And just so you know I am so not trying to make it seem like Renji has a crush on Byakuya haha that's funny. But yes this is supposed to be funny and I hope you enjoy it! Tell me what you think :D