A/N: So I started writing a really angsty Captain Swan one-shot, but then I remembered that I never uploaded this little story. It's Captain Swan fluff with our favorite kid Henry! Oh and I started writing this before 3x11 ever happened...

Disclaimer: I still don't own anything

Summary: Killian is asked to watched Henry after school and ends up giving him lessons on "how to properly woo a lass." Perhaps Killian needs lessons of his own when it comes to Emma.


Part 1 - The Attempt

He made sure his hook always stayed in his pocket. Emma suggested that if he didn't want to be given dirty looks or even "polited escorted away," he should keep his hook out of sight. Normally, he didn't care what kind of looks he received or where he was kicked out from, but today was different. It had been a few weeks since they had returned from Neverland and Emma was still swamped at the police department. She didn't have time to pick Henry up from school today and almost everyone was busy too.

Fortunately, Killian was completely free at that moment. In fact, he was in the police department with Emma. Of course, she had been interrogating him considering four of the dwarves had called in complaints about him messing with their axes. She had told him she would let him go free of charges if he picked up Henry and watched him until someone else finished with their own work and could watch him.

Killian didn't hesitate in agreeing, which would explain why he was waiting across the street from the school. It wasn't long until children started running out the doors, laughter and yelling filling the air. Killian kept an eye out for Henry, slowly starting to make his way towards the school. He finally spotted him, but Henry seemed completely oblivious to him. In fact, Henry seemed completely oblivious to everyone around him except for one person.

Henry held a flower in his hand as he walked purposefully towards a girl about his age. She had freckles all over her face and she tossed her ginger hair over her shoulder as she laughed with her friends.

Killian stood from a distance and watched, knowing exactly what Henry's intentions were. He smiled, wondering if Swan's charm would come out in him. Henry approached the girl and started talking, interrupting a conversation she was in the middle of actually. He started twisting the flower in his hands and it seemed as if he was struggling in the conversation. The girl just stared at him, waiting for him to finish.

When he finally did, he stretched out his arm to hand her the flower. The girl took it, delicately smelled it, then sneezed. She said something, handing the flower back to Henry before walking away with her friends.

"So…what's her name?"

Henry looked up as Killian stood next to him. His cheeks quickly colored and he looked down. "Terra Johnson."

Killian grabbed the flower from Henry's hand and looked at it. It was beat up from Henry handling it too roughly. "This is your first time ever doing something like this, isn't it lad?"

Henry stuffed his hands in his pockets. "Maybe…"

"Well, lucky for you, I happen to be an expert in wooing young ladies. Considering your mother asked me to pick you up and watch you, I have a little time to give you a few lessons." Killian said.

"Really?" Henry asked as his face lit up.

"I don't see why not? Now, let's go to your home for your first lesson," Killian said as they started walking.

"Which is…?" Henry asked as he matched the pace of the pirate.

"No offense lad, but the clothes you have on are hideous. Yes, I understand, this school for some reason requires you to wear a uniform, but if you plan on wooing a lass, you must always 'dress to impress.'"

"Coming from the guy who's still wearing pirate clothes." Henry mumbled.

"But it's never stopped any woman from throwing herself at my feet," Killian responded with a smirk. "Even your mother…" Killian trailed off as he saw a look of curiousity and disgust on Henry's face. "Anyways, by the time your lessons are done, all the girls in your school will find you as charming as I."