Talkshow with Envy, Greed, Ed, Al, and Armstong
Htaed: YAAY!!THIS ONE'S SO SOON AFTER THE OTHER!!
Grimm: And Emilie is joining us this time around.
Emilie: Hi.
Grimm: it could be hazardous to your health if you don't say more.
Emilie: Ummm………I like cake?
Htaed: -claps- Yay, Em-chan! I likes cake, too!
Emilie: Yay!
Htaed: Yay!
Grimm: Whatever. Who's gonna call them in?
Emilie: Ooh! Me! Pick me!
Htaed: -points at Emilie- I nominate Emilie!
Emilie: Excellent. COME ON IN!!
-Envy, Greed, Ed, Al and Armstrong walk in-
Grimm: Hey, they all came in at the same time for once!
Htaed: WTF?! Why is the walking palm tree here?!
Emilie: I think that was possibly a typo…
Envy: Walking palm tree? Whozzat?
Emilie: -rolls eyes- You. Duh.
Greed: -laughs insanely-
Ed: -snickers-
Armstrong: -laughs-
Al: -giggles-
Palmtree: -pouts- I resent that.
Htaed: Whatever. FIRST QUESTION!!
Palmtree: I feel afraid…
Grimm: Be afraid…Be very afraid…Muhahahahaha….
Htaed: Are you a boy or a girl?
Emilie: That's a dumb question. Everyone knows that Palmtree's an It, and that it was a boy, originally.
Grimm: It? WHERE?!?! –hides under chair, as Htaed and Emilie made him watch It earlier-
Htaed: -ignores Grimm- of course I know that. I wanted to know its opinion of itself.
Palmtree: I resent that, too. I'm a he.
Htaed & Emilie: Too bad, and no, you're not, you're an IT.
Palmtree: But I-
Htaed: -throws button to Emilie- Here!
Emilie: 3…..2……1….-hits button-
Both: PWNED!!
All: -cheers- YAY! PALMTREE-FREAK IZ GONE!!!
Emilie: NEXT QUESTION!!
All: O.o –is scared-
Htaed:-points randomlu with eyes closed- ARMSTRONG!! –is pointing at Ed-
Grimm: -adjusts Htaed's aim- That's Armstrong, moron.
Htaed: -opens eyes- oh. Who was I pointing at?
Emilie: Ed Elric is sexy.
Htaed: Oh, totally. Was that who I was pointing at?
Emilie: Yep.
All others: WTF?!
Ed: I'm sexy? HAH! In your FACE, Mustang!!
Armstrong: Ed is sexy?
Al: Nii-san is Sexy?
Greed: I thought I was the sexy one…
Emilie: You're sexy too.
Htaed: yeah, he is. Can I ask the question now?
All: -nod-
Htaed: Armstrong-
Armstrong: -flexes- Yes?
Htaed: -backs away- Where do your sparkles come from, and why are they pink?
Ed: That's two questions.
Emilie: No, it's one question divided in two.
Armstrong: I'm not entirely sure, actually.
Htaed: -picks up gunblade-
Armstrong: What I mean is, they could be from alchemy, or they could just be a product of the Armstrong family.
Htaed: But why are they pink?! I hate pink! –sparkle floats over- AUGH!! GET IT AWAY!! -hides behind Greed-
Greed: WTF?!
Emilie: …..Are you retarded?
Htaed: Why do you ask?
Emilie: -rolls eyes- You're hiding behind Greed from a sparkle.
Htaed: A pink sparkle.
Emilie: So what if it's a pink sparkle?
Htaed: The fact that it's pink automatically makes it evil. –sparkle comes closer- GET IT AWAY!!
Grimm: Will you stop putting emphasis on the word pink?
Htaed: But you just did.
Grimm: Not the point.
Emilie: Oh, it's the whole point.
Greed: -moves-
Htaed: Ah! My hidey-place! –ducks behind Al-
Emilie: …while you're occupied with that, I'm gonna-
Cameraman: -pops out of nowhere- Um, yeah, hi. You only have like 30 seconds of airtime left.
Htaed: -pops out- DAMMIT!! ONLY GOT IN TWO QUESTIONS!!
Cameraman: 10 seconds.
Htaed and Emilie: DAMMI-
Click.