Who knew that eating Cocoa Puffs would give birth to this?

I don't own Ninjago


It was a normal day aboard the Destiny's Bounty. Well, as normal as it can get with five teen guys who possess elemental powers and one girl who was down in the engine room by herself, talking and cooing to the engines as she oiled the gears, refilled the fuel, and did other types of housework-like things. While Nya was busy taking care of the engines, upstairs in the bridge...

"Who the heck ate the last of my Pop-Tarts?!" Jay shrieked. In his hands was an empty box of Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tarts, and he looked like he was on the verge of hyperventilating as well as crying. Everyone looked at him, not sure on how to take the new situation.

"Uh, Jay, since when did we have Pop-Tarts?" Cole said, giving the Lightning Ninja a slightly worried look. Was said Ninja finally losing it, or was he just overreacting, Cole wasn't sure.

"I bought them yesterday!" Jay exclaimed, "But now they're all gone." Jay looked down at the empty box, sad. "I spent my last five bucks on them, and now someone ate the last thing without asking for permission."

"Jay, they're just Pop-Tarts," Kai stated lazily, thinking that Jay was definitely starting to lose it if he was getting this worked up over a 16-count box of freaking Pop-Tarts.

"But they were my Pop-Tarts!" Jay protested. "They weren't just Pop-Tarts, Kai!"

"Jay, I think I know who took the last of your Pop-Tarts," Zane said, the only calm and not confused male in the bridge.

"Okay, who was it? Spill, Zane," Jay demanded.

Zane never had glasses whenever he needed them. The Ice Ninja didn't reply until a few moments later. "Jay, who among us has the sweetest tooth? Perhaps you might like to ask him why he did what he did."


"Jay! Get the heck off me!" Lloyd squirmed underneath Jay, who was pinning the Green Ninja down on the floor of the bridge.

"Not until you explain why you did what you did," Jay snarled, his hands curled in Lloyd's shirt and the tips of their noses only an inch away from touching.

"I didn't know they were yours, Jay! Honest!" Lloyd protested, still squirming. The Destined One didn't realize exactly how strong Jay was until being pinned beneath him and unable to get free.

A cough from behind the two brothers interrupted them. "Jay, if you don't mind looking over your shoulder, there's something you might want to see."

Jay whipped his head around and immediately sprang off Lloyd. "Pop-Tarts!" Jay cashed into Cole, who was holding the 16-count box of Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tarts. "Dear brother!"

"Geez, Jay, you're so predictable," Kai muttered under his breath from where he was standing next to Cole, who suppressed a smile of amusement.

"Now don't anyone touch these, or so help me, you feel the wrath of the Lightning Ninja!" And then Jay turned and ran out the bridge, yelling at the top of his lungs, "POP-TAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTS!"

Who knew that Jay loved his Pop-Tarts so much?


:D For it being pretty random, who was it?

Thanks for reading, guys! :)