Hey everyone! Here is the first chapter of my Shrek parody. Enjoy!

Our story begins with a storybook. Peaceful music starts play and the storybook opens. A Hank Azaria like voice (which sounds hoarse) narrates the story, "Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's, first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non-prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss."

Suddenly the music stops, and a yellow hand with four fingers rips out the page and laughs with the same voice as the narrator, "Yeah right! And Barney is going to be sober for at least an hour! What a load of…"

Then we go outside of an outhouse, and an ugly faced, yellow skinned, four fingered, skinny man in his 40's in a t-shirt and in boxers bust open through the door. He satisfyingly inhales the smelly aroma in his swamp. This man's name was Moe Szyslak

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

As Moe walks onto the swamp he steps on mud, and when he lifts his foot, in big bold print letters are, "JennaWrites' Moe".

The years start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin'
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Moe goes to his homemade shower, and turn the faucet. When he turns it mud comes out. He takes off his clothes and starts bathing himself in the mud.

"Hank Azaria as Moe Szyslak"

So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with takin' the backstreets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Moe then goes to his homemade sink, and brushes his teeth with goo. After he's done brushing smiles, and the sink mirrors shatters.

"John Travolta as Snoopy"

Hey, now You're an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey, now You're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin' stars break the mold

Moe than gets dressed, and walks over a murky pond in the swamp with a shotgun. He aims his weapon fires in the water. A dead fish floats up to surface as an award for the man. He smirks and grabs the fish.

"Marisa Tomei as Sara Sloane"

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

We see Moe hammering down a sign. After hammering, he grabs a slug and squeezes goo out and uses the goo to write on the sign, "Keep Out!" He then walks towards his house to have his fish for dinner.

"Harry Shearer as Mr. Burns"

The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire
How 'bout yours
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Meanwhile, four men in a town are planning to attack Moe (which are "King of the Hill" characters). The men grab their weapons, while Moe grabs eating utensils to eat his meal. The men set fire to their torches, while Moe lights a fire in his fireplace. After his meal, Moe relaxes on his easy chair, drinking a Duff beer. Suddenly he hears noises, so he looks out his window. He sees the mob approaching his swamp. Moe groans, "Uh, not again."

He then grabs his shotgun and walks out of his home.

Hey, now, you're an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey, now You're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin' stars break the mold

The four men quietly walk through the bushes, so Moe wouldn't know that they arrived (too late). They then stopped when they were in front of the swamp.

"Is he there?" a man (Boomhauer) asked. Their leader (Hank) nodded.

Another man (Dale) sneered and walked towards Moe's home, saying, "Let's get him!"

Suddenly Hank grabs his shoulder stopping and whispers sharply, "Whoa! Are you crazy?! Don't you know what he'd do to you if he catches you?"

"Yeah! He'd grind your bones to make his bread!" exclaimed another man (Bill).

"Oh really…" a familiar voice said in front of the four men. The men looked right in front of them to see Moe smirking. Though Moe looks amused as keeps on going, "Though I think you got me confused with a 'Family Guy' character."

Then Moe starts approaching the men, they slowly back away as Moe continues, "Now me, a 'Simpson 'character. I'm MUCH worse. I can make a suit of your skins."

"No!" Bill yelps in fear.

"Oh, yes!" Moe exclaimed as he continued on, "I can shave your liver and squeeze the blood from your eyes!"

Moe then pauses to think and says, "Well actually, that's a 'South Park' character. But you get the deal."

"Back! Back away ugly! Back!" Dale yelled waving his torch attempting to scare Moe.

Moe rolls his eyes, and then he grabs a Duff beer bottle from his pocket, and shakes the bottle and aims it at Dale's torch. Moe pulls off the bottle cap, causing the beer to go through Dale's torch causing the liquid to set fire, and onto Dale's shirt. Dale panics and immediately stops, drop, and roll on the ground. After the fire is put out on his shirt, the other men help him up, as they look at Moe with fear.

"Oh, that's not the worst I can do," Moe, said with a smirk. From behind him, Moe grabs his shotgun and loads it up. The four men gasp in fear. Then Moe starts shooting his gun everywhere, scaring the four men out their wits, so they start screaming. When Moe finally stops shooting, he waits for the men to stop screaming. After they stopped, they shivered, as Moe approached them and whispered, "I believe, this is the part where you scream like 'gals', and run away."

And that's just what men did. In a snap, they screamed like girls and ran away. Moe laughed lightly at this and shouted, "And stay out!"

Then Moe notices a flyer on the ground that belonged to the men. He picks it up, and reads, "WANTED cartoons, video game characters, etc."

So what do you think of chapter 1? I'll update soon. Please review!