Lemontime with the Earl of Lemongrab

by FinnickFanatic

The Earl of Lemongrab thinks it's time he marries a princess. Who did he choose and will his offer be accepted? You will read it in this fucking epic story.

On a beautiful day Princess Bubblegum was walking alone in her garden. She heard a horse approaching and went to the garden entrance. On the horse was the Earl of Lemongrab. He jumped off his horse and said:

"PRINCESS! I HAVE COME HERE TO MARRY YOU. WILL YOU ACCEPT MY OFFER?" But the princess said no because she thinks Lemongrab is a fucking idiot.

"THIS. IS. UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Screamed Lemongrab while he dragged her into a bush and raped her.