Authors note: Hello! And welcome to Pokemon & Friends 1st chapter! This series isn't going to end any time soon, this chapter will focus on Lucario, Blaziken, and Empoleon, so be ready to have the weirdest laugh of your life
PoKeMoN & Friends
Chapter 1: Girls vs. Boys
#1: Lucario
"Hi there! Your probably wondering why I'm so cheery, well, while normal Lucarios meditate on the top of, like, mount everest or something like that, I enjoy life, like, I mean it's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming, on days like these you shouldn't be being a super bummer, you should be having fun, speaking of which…people say I don't have the brightest mind, once I almost starved to death in a locked unlocked supermarket, I am not a shoplifter! But I do have some tales to share, so sit back relax, and ignore every-single word that comes out of my god forsaken mouth hole! Enjoy (:
#2: Girls vs. Boys
"Hey!Hey!Hey!" Blaziken kept screaming to Empoleon, who was watering there plants "yes, Blaziken…" Blaziken then whipped out the most smug smile, and a cigar appeared out of thin air and landed perfectly in his hand " Isn't being men awesome?!" Empoleon sighed "actually I'm a women" "OH! I SEE HOW IT IS, YOU WANNA GO, HUH, BECAUSE, UM, BOYS ARE BETTER THAN GIRLS!" Empoleon waited for Blaziken to finish, then spoke "what makes you say that." Blazikens thin air cigar disappeared "Because it's a well known fact that all girls are just snooty jerks…" WARNING:NOTRESPONSIBLEFORHURTFEELINGSIFYOUARENOTONESAIDSNOOTYLADYIAMKINDOFSORRYNOTSORRYBECAUSEIFYOUAREOFFENDEDTHEYOUAREAPUNNYWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP. Empoleon was getting tired of this "blaziken go home" "THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO" Empoleon then rolled her eyes "stay outside" "HAH! TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME" Blaziken then rushed inside, Empoleon grabbed PSIphone "hello, may I get a restraining order…blaziken"
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