EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
CLIFFORD
VS
PLUTO
BEGIN
[CLIFFORD]
ALRIGHT LITTLE PUP LET ME SHOW YOU WHO I AM
I CAN BEAT YOU IN THIS RAP WITH MY TOY UNCLE SAM
YOU ARE NO GOOD DOG MICKEY MOUSE KICK YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE
YOU ARE SUCH A FAGGOT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
MINNIE MOUSE THINKS YOU'RE A BAD DOG YOU WANNA KNOW WHY
YOU ARE FUCKING SHITTY CRAZY BUT GOOD INSIDE
MY SHOW IS BETTER IT HAD MORE EDUCATION
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BULLCRAP RELATION
[PLUTO]
ALRIGHT CLIFFORD YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A RED MUTT
YOU TREATED DAFFODIL LIKE SHE IS A CUNT
YOU DIDN'T LET HER SLEEP WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING
THE ONLY HYPER ONE IS FLO AND ZO AND IT CRAPPY
MY SHOW IS BETTER MICKEY MOUSE LOVES ME IN HIS HEART
ALL YOU EVER DO IS PLAY AT THE DOG PARK
YOU RUIN BUBBLES AND THE TOP AND RUIN HALLOWEEN
WHEN I USE MY BARK YOU'LL BE CHASING TO ME
[CLIFFORD]
OH FUCK YOU ASSHOLE YOU ARE SO THE 90'S
YOUR CARTOON AND YOUR MOVIE ARE OLD AS YOU SEE
YOU ABUSE FIGARO THAT IS SO PLAIN WRONG
I CAN RAP BATTLE RIGHT THROUGH THIS DAMN SONG
YOU CAUSE MORE PROBLEM AND YOU LIKE TO BE WILD
YOU COULDN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS AS YOU WERE VILE
WHEN MICKEY MOUSE DUMP YOU THEN YOU'LL FUCKING CRY
AND IF THAT NOT ENOUGH THEN YOU COMMIT SUICIDE
[PLUTO]
HA THAT WHAT YOU THINK BUT I HAVE MORE ABILITY
YOU PLAYING WITH THE SOCKSPIDER YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAK
IN YOUR PUPPY DAYS SHOW IS BORING AND OLD
PLUS THE BIG RED DOG IS A MOTHERFUCKING TROLL
YOU LIKES BIG IDEA THEN GET SOME MORE YOU FAG
YOU ONLY DID THREE OF THEM WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ASSBAG
I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE I'M GOING TO THE HOUSE OF MOUSE
I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL GOODBYE FOR NOW
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE