(One Saturday night…)
Alesha: … go fish.
Kim: I'm sick of playing go fish! Can we play poker now?
Krista: not until my parents leave!
Everyone: sigh
Krista's mom: okay girls. We'll see you later!
Krista: bye mom! Bye dad!
Nancy: they're gone now!
Alesha: let's gamble!
Krista: Alesha, you deal. Kim, could you help me get some snackage?
Kim: you know it! you can't gamble on an empty stomach!
(Krista and Kim enter the kitchen. Kim looks into the cupboard)
Kim: what's that?
Krista: huh? I dunno…c'mon. let's bring the snacks over.
(the two are zapped into the cupboard in a flash of light)
Krista/ Kim: AHHHHH!!
(they land in a odd world)
Krista: WOAH! Where ARE we!?? Why am I dressed up like Luke Skywalker? Kim, why are you Indiana Jones??
Kim (as Indiana Jones): I dunno, but I like my whip! (snaps whip in the air)
Krista (as Luke Skywalker): hey! I've got a lightsaber!
Kim: I wonder how we got here…
Krista: wait a minute! We're GUYS!?? (awkward silence)
Kim/ Krista: AHHHH!!
Krista (panicking): a-all I remember is a blinding flash and then….we're here!
Kim (pointing in the distance): woah! Check out that dude!
(the "dude's" head tips over due to the massive weight of his gigantic hair do)
Kim/ Krista: snickering
Dude (turns out to be Yugi Moto): …not again!...
Krista: and people wonder why lots of boys keep their hair so short…
Kim: yeah…y'know what I think? This may be one of those lost episode things, or something like that. or maybe this is a way creators discover what we'd like changed in anime shows…
Krista: you made no sense…except for the lost episode thing…look at the poor guy. We'd better help him out.
Kim: I think that we should be more concerned about finding a way outta here.
Krista: aw, c'mon Kimmy! I mean, look at the poor fella!
(looks over and sees Yugi trying with all his might to stand normally, truly pathetic)
Kim: okay, okay! We'll help him. but afterwards we are so outta here. by the way, as long as we're dressed like this, we might as well call each other by the names of who we're dressed up as…
Krista: yeah. but I wanted to duel monsters…
Kim: not today Kr—Luke.
(the two of them walk up to Yugi, who then notices them)
Krista: hi! I'm Luke Skywalker and this is my friend Indiana Jones (thinking) that sounds so odd, but so cool :D
Kim: you look like you could use some help.
Yugi: that would be nice…
Krista: might we offer a suggestion?
Yugi: what're you going to do to me?
Krista: well, we were thinking of… (whispers to Kim) whisper, whisper… I'll go look for what we need, Indy. You just watch him to make sure he doesn't roll away.
Yugi: (thinking) I'm not a ball…
(silence between Kim and Yugi who wait for Krista)
Kim: soooo….how's life from your perspective?
Yugi: (ignoring question) do you really think his plan will work?
Kim: tee hee…his!...ahem hey, if I know Luke, then it'll work.
(since she is bored, she searches her pockets in her boredom. Interestingly, she finds two things—a red jelly bean and a red capsule)
Kim: (scratching head) what's this? "to make bigger, just add water"…hmm… (yells to Krista) hey Luke! Is there any water over there?
Krista: yeah. There's a fountain. Why?
Kim: I found this thing in my pocket. It says to add water to make bigger.
Krista: pass it here!
(Kim tosses it to Krista, who adds water to it)
Krista: (confused) its not getting any bigger…
Kim: oops! I accidentally gave you my jelly bean!
Yugi: (thinking, and as usual, pretty calm) did they forget about me?...
Krista: where'd you get a jelly bean from?
Kim: (quite proud of herself) I found it in my pocket.
Krista: you should save the capsule
Yugi: (totally loses his cool) WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP ABOUT THE JELLY BEAN AND FIND THE STUPID STUFF THAT'LL HELP ME!!???
Krista: geez! Sorry Grouchy McGrouchpants!
Kim: hey Luke…can I habe the jelly bean back?
Yugi: OH MY GOD!!
Krista: nope.
Kim: why!???
Yugi: (thinking) doing some sorta yoga thing calm yourself…
Krista: because I ate it. oh btw, I found the stuff.
Yugi: I think now they're finally going to help me…
(At Krista's house…)
Alesha: they've been gone a long time. I mean, it doesn't take THAT long to get snacks!...
Nancy: maybe we should check on them.
Alesha: (being a rebel without a cause, looks at Kim and Krista's cards) or… hmm… Kim's got a good hand… so does Krista. well, I'll change that! tee hee…
(Krista/ Kim/ Yugi's situation…)
(Yugi has a tube going into his head. he is still lopsided)
Kim: (thumbs up) ready when you are, Luke!
Krista: you ready, Yugi?
Yugi: (nervous) as ready as I'll ever be…
Krista: great! Ok Indy! Start pumping!
(Kim starts pumping helium into Yugi's head. Yugi starts lifting off the ground)
Yugi: yes! it's working!! (looks down at the ground and notices he is floating off the ground) uh oh… this isn't very good….
Krista: hey Indy. You can stop pumping now…
Kim: I ain't pumping! Abort mission! Every man… woman… thing for his… her… it… self!
Krista: no…that was…no…that was just…no. there's no way to describe that sentence…
Yugi: HELP!!
Krista: he's such a noob…always yelling about something…but we should help him. what should we do?
Yugi: (head is inflated to twice its size) hey this isn't so bad….I can see my house from here! (a duck is heading towards Yugi)
Duck: quack!
Yugi: quack!?? AHHHH! Ducks!
Kim: okay, so its agreed we just walk away and pretend we had nothing to do with this.
Krista: there's only ONE duck up there! and we never agreed on anything! we never discussed anything!! you just randomly said that!
Kim: well, it's a good idea, right?
Krista: no! we (actually it was mostly me) got him into this mess, so we gotta get him out before something horrible happens!
Kim: (points to Yugi high in the air) what could be more horrible than that!??
Krista: him popping.
Kim: I told you this was a bad idea!!
Krista: (angry) NO! you thought it was a WONDERFUL idea!!
Kim: (yells up to Yugi) you hear that, Yugi? It was not my idea! It was all his… Luke's… the guy standing beside me!
Krista: (mumbling) you're hopeless…you really are… (talks normally) so, now how are we gonna get him down?
Kim: duh. Pull the cord out of his head.
Yugi: there's a plane coming!
Krista: okay, that plan will have to do.
(Kim and Krista pull on the tube and it pops out of Yugi's head)
Yugi: I'm free! Waaaaaaaaah! (Yugi is zipping back and forth as the helium rushes out of his head)
Kim: okay! Next plan! (Yugi falls to the ground half dead)
(At Krista's house…)
Alesha: wanna play spit?
Nancy: they've been gone a long time…
Alesha: gets up they probably spotted some hot guys through the kitchen window and went to talk to them.
Nancy: that doesn't sound like them…actually, it sounds more like something you'd do…
Alesha: oh well. let's just play cards.
Nancy: fine…
(Krista/ Kim/ Yugi's situation…)
Kim: okay! So here's the new plan!...seeing as you've always fallen over to the left, we'll slip your hair to the right.
Krista: what good will that do? That'll just make his head fall to the right!!
Kim: okay then…hows 'bout we clip it forward then—
Krista: he'll fall forward.
Kim: back?
Krista: he'll fall backwards
Kim: fine…what if we split it into quarters, clip one set forward, one left, right and back?
Krista: hmm…that could work…
(moments later)
Krista: this isn't working. He can't see anything because of the hair in front…
Kim: he looks like cousin It from the Adams family!
(Yugi doesn't like the 'new do' at all and quickly changes his hair back and becomes lopsided again)
Kim: what if we split the hair in half, pin one to the left and right?
Yugi: I'll look like an escaped clown from the circus!
Kim: right…what if we clip it straight up in the air?
Krista: okay…what do you think, Yugi?
Yugi: it's worth a shot…
(seconds later)
Krista: perfect! He can see clearly, his hair's not weighing him down and he doesn't look like a clown.
Kim: well, not much…
Yugi: (looking like a pin head) this is great! Now I don't have to worry anymore! Thanks gu-- (trips on rock and falls over) HELP!! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!
Krista: back to the drawing board…sigh
Kim: ah! The answer is so simple!
Krista: wha…
Kim: he can't make it to a hairdresser's because his hair's weighing him down, right?
Krista: (helping Yugi up) yeah…so? (Yugi fixes hair to normal)
Kim: so…why don't we cut it? (silence)
Krista: what?
Yugi: excuse me??
Kim: sure, all we need is combs and scissors!
Krista: Indy, may I talk to you for a second? (goes off to the side with Kim) are you NUTS!? Neither of us know how to cut hair!!
Kim: oh sure…you and I both know that…but he doesn't. c'mon! we'll be able to express our artistic talents on hair for once in stead of paper!... besides, if it looks bad, at least we didn't fill his head with helium.
Krista: but we did fill his head with helium.
Kim: I meant again!
Krista: right…but we'll cut his hair?
Kim: okay, let's do this!
Yugi: s-so what are you going to do?
Kim/ Krista: (both holding scissors sinisterly) heh heh heh…
Yugi: uh oh!...
Kim: (scary voice) it's cutting time!
Yugi: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
(At Krista's house…)
Nancy: I'm hungry!... and bored!
Alesha: me too! Let's go get something from the cupboard! (goes into kitchen and is about to open the cupboard when…)
Nancy: you know, it's not polite to go into people's cupboards and take food…
Alesha: I know! Let's order pizza!
(Yugi/ Krista/ Kim's situation…)
(Yugi is now bald and his head is all shiny)
Kim: there! our masterpiece! (Yugi whimpers)
Krista: (mutters) if he had 6 dots on his head, I would call him Krillin from Dragon Ball Z….
Yugi: (yelling) what have you done!?? This is WORSE than when you filled my head with helium
Kim: heh heh…helium!...
Krista: well, look at the bright side!...
Kim: heh heh….bright!...now if the sun explodes, we'll have no worries since we have a sun right in front of us!...
Krista: at least you can grow your hair to a reasonable length and you won't be falling…
Kim: (he grew a single, long hair)….now he looks like Chaozu!
Krista: oh! sees a door appear out of nowhere
Kim: is that—is that---is that our way back home!??
Krista: maybe! Now c'mon Indy! Let's go back and play poker!
Kim: that was short (yeah right!). usually adventures go on and on and on…
Krista: we get the picture. Bye Yugi! waves goodbye
Kim: (in the background) and on and on and on and on…..
Yugi: yeah! all my hair grew back! (Kim: and on and on and on…) (tips over due to the weight) oh shoot!...
Krsita: (shrugs) oh well…we tried (Kim: and on and on and on and on…) (turns to Kim) OKAY SHUT IT!! (Kim: on…) now…let's go! (blinding light show is in the background)
Kim: gah! What was with that!???
(Krista opens door and they find themselves in a city)
Krista: um…where are we?
Kim: me and my big mouth…
Krista: sigh I guess we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto….
Kim: what? we've never been to Kansas before!... and who's Toto!?
okay so... I'll probably post all of these today since they are already written... after all we did finish this before... or in the middle of writing the parties... or the chapters... I dun rememeber... oh well