Sasuke's P.O.V.

"In the counts of Criminal Prostitution and Felony Hijacking, how do you plea?"

"Guilty."

"The under the conditions of your plea agreement I hear by sentence you to fifteen years in federal prison. Dismissed." The Judge slammed his gavel down and Naruto ran to hug me.

"It's only fifteen years, that's nothing! You'll get through this! I know you can!" The guard began to pull me away from him. "I love you Sasuke, I love you!"

"I love you too Naruto." The guard pulled me completely away and started walking me out.

"You'll be okay Sasuke!" He called.

"No he won't." Hidan sneered as he passed by me in cuffs for his sentencing. They lead me out of the courtroom and into a holding cell with Deidara, Kisame and some other criminals.

"Where they sending ya kid?" Kisame asked looking down at the floor.

"County Correctional." I wanted to throw up. Forcibly getting sober is not okay. I feel like complete and utter shit.

"Me too."

"They're sending me to Max, Me! In Max! I'm going to die in prison."

"Well that's what you get for having an armory of drugs and explosives on you Deidara. You only have 40 years, you'll be out by the time your 65." Kisame groaned.

"I did not say I was going to be in prison until I die, I said I'm going to die in prison. They're sending Sasori, Kakuzu, and the power three to max, they're going to kill me!"

"Yeah, probably. We should watch our backs too Sasuke, Hidan's probably going in with us. That crazy fuck already has friends in the slammer."

"Hn." A few minutes later Hidan was escorted into the room with us.

"What'd you get?" Deidara asked.

"Life without parole, county correctional." Hidan said. Ouch. Well to add to his animal trafficking charges, they also popped him for a lot of illegal stuff his religion was doing. Even still, ouch. The guards started to file us one by one into a bus and cuffed us by our wrists and ankles to the bus. Kisame was put next to me, and Hidan across from us, and Deidara was placed on another van.

"You better watch your back Shark boy, you too Uchiha."

"I'm a seven foot beast of a man, you don't scare me Hidan." Kisame sneered. I bit my tongue. Just keep your head down and don't make waves. That's what Jiraiya told me to do, so I kept my mouth shut. We were in the van for about an hour before it stopped. They brought us out, lined us up and took us to intake. We were scanned, finger printed, and swabbed before on by one brought back into a small room. In the room there were two guards, a big fat guy and a skinny blond guy. The blond came up to me with a flashlight. He looked in my eyes, ears and hair.

"Open." He stuck his finger in my mouth, swirling around my cheeks and lips. "Tongue out." He took the flashlight and looked down my throat and under my tongue. "Strip." He said handing the flashlight to the fat guy. The blond then uncuffed me and I took my clothes off.

"Underwear too." The fat guy patted me down, moving my dick then balls and looking under with the flashlight.

"Turn around, spread your ass cheeks." I've done a lot of humiliating things, but this? No, this was the worst. "Cough." I did.

"Choza, this guy used to be a pro, should probably stick your fingers in." Without warning he shoved his fat sausage fingers inside of me, gripping my insides roughly.

"He's clean Inoichi."

"Get your clothes on, go outside and wait." He said. I walked back out to the hall and after they went through the rest of the line, I was lead into another room. A tall guard with a beard began passing out uniforms before a female guard handed him a clipboard.

"Their rooming assignments Asuma."

"Thank you Kurenai. Alright let's go." We walked down the hallway, single file where he led us to the dormitories.

"Hidan, bottom bunk on the left." He said. Hidan put his stuff down and was left there as we began walking again. Asuma dropped off a few more inmates before we walked across the room and said my name.

"Sasuke Uchiha." I stepped forward. "Top bunk on the right." I put my stuff down and the line of prisoners walked out of the room. I guess Kisame's not going to be in my cellblock, yet Hidan is... great. I started getting my bearings together and three people came into the small, bed of four, bunk space.

"Well, well, well, look what we have here, fresh meat." A guy with mid length grey-blue hair and green lips said. I turned to them and tried to make myself as big as I could. I was taller than two, but the third had me by at least three inches and about a hundred pounds, maybe two.

"I'm Jirobo, bottom left," The big guy said, "that's Ukon, top right, and that's Dosu, bottom right."

"Sasuke." I said, turning back to my bed and straightening it out.

"You're that Uchiha that tried to bring down the entire security system of the Land of Fire right? We saw it on the news." Dosu said. Hardly, I just got some shipments of illegals across the boarder a few times.

"Yeah that's me."

"I heard Uchiha were pretty boys, but damn, you better not drop the soap." Ukon mused, getting closer to me.

"Rent is two packs of cigs a week for each of us. You want protection, I want a blowie in the chapel every Thursday before breakfast." Jirobo said crossing his arms.

"And cheetos from the commissary every Friday, three bags." Ukon added.

"What makes you think I need protection?"

"Word on the street is the Akatsuki have it in for you."

"Word travels fast around here."

"You don't know the half of it."

"But in all seriousness, you should take us up on our offer, a pretty thing like you. Well... you won't last too long in here otherwise." Dosu said.

"I'd make you my main bitch, we'd have wild sex in the shed of the yard, I'd treat you good." Eww.

"Thanks, but no thanks Jirobo, I'll manage." That and you probably have every STD in the book. At that moment more people came over and circled around the four-bed area.

"Sasuke Uchiha?" I turned and saw a man with his face nearly completely covered.

"What?"

"Hidan sends his regards." Another man with a red beard said, dropping what looked like a sock on the desk.

"I can't wait to slit that pretty throat of yours." A small kid with grey hair, pink eyes, and a vertical scar under his left eye said pulling up his shirt and showing me a pen in his waistband. A pen?

"Alright inmates, chow time, move out." The fat guard, Choza, said from across the room.

"Sleep with your eyes open Uchiha." The red bearded man said as the three walked away.

"Oh man, you have the Jinchuriki after you? You really do need our protection."

"The short one, Yagura, he's in here because when he was eleven he killed his entire class, even the principal, said he did it on a whim. Didn't get the death penalty or max cause he was just a kid." Oh god.

"What's in the sock?" I asked cautiously.

"Human excrement, you're on their shit list Sasuke." Ukon said taking the sock and flinging it under a bunk two rows down.

"My cock's looking pretty good right about now, huh Sasuke?" Jirobo laughed as the three of them walked out of the room together. Deidara was right, I'm going to die in prison. I followed the rest of the inmates to the cafeteria and got in line. The food looked like vomit, hot steaming vomit. Disgusting.

I got my tray and looked for Kisame, he was sitting with a brown haired man, equally as tall as him. Upon sitting with them I realized it was Zabuza, Haku's husband.

"You're in here too?" I asked.

"Manslaughter."

"Ha only because they couldn't prove it was premeditated. Sasuke this is my cousin Zabuza, but I guess you already knew that." Kisame smirked.

"I used to work with his husband."

"He's locked up upstate with Suigetsu."

"What?" They're in jail?

"You didn't hear? Orochimaru got popped. Not long after the Akatsuki too, maybe a month ago." Kisame said.

"I heard he, Kabuto and Juugo got away, were able to flee into the Sound where there's no extradition, but everyone else in the place went down." No way.

"Yeah, your damn husband and his hard stance on crime." Yeah, my damn husband...

"I got a shit sock just now, some guys called the Jinchuriki." I said, attempting to take a bite of the food. Nope, that's not happening. I spit it out.

"Yup, I got one too."

"Han, Roshi, and Yagura. They run this place, if Hidan's teamed up with them, you two are in some deep shit." Zabuza said taking a 'cookie' off my plate and eating it.

"Some guys in my bunk offered me protection, said I had to blow them and pay rent or something."

"The Musicians, pretty big gang around here, half of them got transferred up state after a scuffle with them and the rainboys not too long ago, so they don't have the numbers they used to." Zabuza said drinking his 'punch'.

"Don't worry about it Sasuke, just stick with us, we got your back." Kisame said.

"Yeah, everyone's scared shitless of us. The blood mist brothers back in action." Zabuza said giving Kisame a fist bump.

"We did a stint for armed robbery in here when we were kids, before I ever knew you Sasuke, we used to run this place back in the day."

"Those were the days. Don't worry, we'll protect you, you're like family. Family sticks together." Zabuza said giving me a fist bump as well. In the real world I'm a six-three god, but in here I feel like a little kid. I didn't sleep at all that night, between the paper thin mattress and the fear of impending doom, I'm not sure I'll be sleeping much for the next fifteen years.