First attempt at a Harry Potter one-shot. This was inspired by my friend, Clara, and so I shall make her a character in the story. Hope y'all like it!
Hole in the pants
I was in Severus Snape's class. As usual, I wasn't listening. "What is the function of a bezoar?" Snape asked.
"Hermoine, what is the function of a bezoar?" I whispered in a hushed tone.
"Keep quiet and check your book!" she told me quickly.
"What are you talking about?" Snape's voice boomed. Standing up instantly, I replied,"Oh! I'm ever so sorry, professor! Mark my words, if I ever speak again during your class, I would um... Take you to the zoo for free!" That was risky, I thought to myself. There were some sniggers from the class. "Don't be impudent, Clara," he said, his toad-like eyes fixed on me. "Sorry? Ink pudding, Sir? I don't ever recall on having a liking for ink pudding. Is it a favorite among potion masters? But no thank you, professor, you're much too kind, I replied, trying hard to keep my grin upon seeing Snape's face. Laughter erupted from the class. "What are you laughing at?" he snapped. "Oh professor, there's a hole in your pants!" I exclaimed. His eyebrows shot up a trifle. "You and your tales, young lady," he muttered threateningly. "No, there really is!" I squealed as I walked up to the front of the class and pointed to a random part of his butt. "Where is it?" he asked a little embarrassedly through gritted teeth. I let out an inaudible chuckle as I jabbed his butt using my wand. He yelped at the sudden jab. By now, the class was roaring with laughter, and some laughed so hard that they were clutching their stomachs. I poked another few places randomly and ran back to my seat as fast as I could while Snape was distracted. Without another word, he stomped out of the class, leaving the rest of us laughing our heads off.
End of story. How did you find it? I know Professor Snape seems very OOC (out of character) in my story. And please review!