I do not own YuGiOh sadly otherwise there would be lots of gayness :D Sorry that you are OOC Alisha xxx
'Dude! This is going to be so cool! We get paid to annoy the shit out of people and 'council' them! Kayleigh said excited bouncing in her chair; her purple hair was bouncing as she did so. 'I know!' Lexi, who was sitting on her left, agreed and high fived her. Alisha rolled her eyes and the two idiots sitting near her 'That is not what therapy is! You two take nothing seriously!"
Lexi and Kayleigh just smirked at each other, amused by the annoyance that Alisha was experiencing. Just then a knock came from the door, and in walked two young boys, both had the same insane tri coloured hair. The smaller of the two had big, curious eyes that made him look far more innocent that most people his age. The taller one, who was still, however, under average height had sharper eyes showing a less innocent past.
The first person to speak was Kayleigh 'If you two are related then I'm out of here'
'Don't be absurd!' The taller one replied making all three of the girls sigh in relief.
'Okay! Welcome uh' Alisha said checking her files 'Yami and Yugi, please have a seat'
Once both teens were seated and the fun began!
'Okay so what appears to be the probl-' Alisha stopped dead in her track noticing that both Lexi and Kayleigh were stroking Yugi's and Yami's trying to figure out how on earth it defies gravity. 'What on Earth are you doing?!' Alisha raised her voice at them, annoyed that they were ruining her chance at being a good Therapist; trust them to do something as idiotic as that.
'THEIR HAIR DEFIES GAVITY ALISHA! THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT!' Kayleigh replied not looking at Alisha as she was too engulfed in poking Yami's hair.
'Will you two sit down!' Alisha growled getting annoyed at the two idiots in the room, they didn't do it at first but once they saw Bitch face number 8 they got up and walked over to sit in their previous seat 'Kill joy' they both mumbled together and then smirked at each other for their perfect timing.
Alisha rolled her eyes and repeated her previous question 'What appears to be the problem with your relationship?' She sat with her legs crossed and a notebook in hand ready to take down notes, both Kayleigh and Lexi decided to copy her and pretend they knew what was happening but really candyfloss was all they were thinking.
'What are you talking about, our relationship is great! I mean have you seen this body? And these legs! I'm sexy and I know it! How could you not have a great relationship with someone of my sexiness?!'
Alisha noted something down in her notebook, so the other two pretended to write something down.
'Okay, Yugi what do you have to say to this?'
'Our relationship is Super Special Awesome! However, he always ditches me on a date to duel Kaiba and then they fight and we always end up in A&E'
Alisha opened her mouth to comment but Lexi beat her to it 'SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME! That is the single coolest thing ever!' to this Alisha face palmed and rolled her eyes 'Here you two get some orange juice' as she handed them some money, it other words she said 'piss off', So the two left the room, smirking at Alisha.
*half an hour later and 2 broken vending machines later*
When they both arrived Yami was on the table showing off his leather pants 'Look at my sexiness! Let it ruin your self-esteem' whilst dancing to leather pants which was playing in the background. Both girls looked at each other and shrugged, and then both of them climbed onto the table and joined the dancing.
Meanwhile in the background Yugi and Alisha never looked as ashamed, the next second the music stopped and the three people on the table still continued to dance like a boss. 'I think we'll leave it there until next time' Alisha announced ashamed to be best friends with two retards. Yugi said a very polite goodbye and dragged Yami out the door who was now suggesting all new sex positions.
'I don't know what the fuck just happened in that hour my brain is dead' Alisha replied collapsing on the sofa 'I think I figured out all the problems, but I wanna check with both of your notes'
She picked up both of the notes, her face getting redder and angrier as she stared at them 'YOU TWO DREW FUCKING CATS!' Lexi and Kayleigh stared at each other before running from the very angry hulk.
