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Genesis tapped his fingers on top his desk while slightly tilting his office chair from side to side, an annoying squeeking sound emitting out of it. He sighed after his last batch of tapping then looked down. He didn't want to feel this way, he stared at his lap with hollow eyes, like an empty, soul-less shell of his former self, he was feeling the last thing that he wanted to feel.

Boredom.

He decided to go out of his glum office for a while, he stood up and started to go over the door, he planned to visit his good friend, the silver haired General, Sephiroth. He walked over the halls with a dumb look on his face.

When he finally reached the General's office, he barged in without even knocking, greatly surprising the General that he actually lost his grip on the papers he was clutching on his chest then tried to catch them multiple times in a clumsy manner, causing more to fall out of his grasp, which was very uncharacteristic of him, but Genesis barely raised an eyebrow and was still sporting that same bored look. The three of them have their share of weaknesses and secrets, like how Angeal cannot sleep without his large, childhood stuffed moogle, Mr. Butterfingers, the same moogle where Genesis wrote 'I will murder you and...' in front of its white body while 'Eat your brain for dinner' was on the back using a permanent marker and Angeal wasn't able to get rid of it. Or how Genesis would sing on the shower loudly, thinking that he has the most immaculate voice of all, like the voice of a God riding on a shiny pony galloping down a rainbow, but in truth, it was like long fingernails being scraped into a blackboard.

"There's a courtesy called knocking, ever heard of it?" Sephiroth said flatly while collecting more papers on the ground. Genesis just watched him while still holding the doorknob.

"Just... What are those?" He finally asked then slowly went inside and closed the door. Sephiroth sighed then started to pick up more but he didn't respond. Genesis noticed how the tip of ears suddenly reddened, he raised an eyebrow. "Seriously, what are those?" Sephiroth cleared his throat.

"Nothing." He said without looking at Genesis. The Commander raised an eyebrow at him.

"Nothing... That doesn't look like nothing..."

"I could use a little help though." The general said irritably, but Genesis only sat down on the couch and crossed his legs, his ankle over his knee and spread his arms over the arm rest. Sephiroth groaned then threw the rest of the papers that was on his arms in fury. Genesis raised both eyebrows this time in surprise.

"What's eating you General? Time of the month?" Genesis asked again, Sephiroth ignored his question and went over to his desk then leaned his elbows over it while he held his head with both arms. He was silent for a while before he spoke.

"Letters..." He mumbled. Genesis uncrossed his legs then leaned forward.

"Sorry, I didn't catch that, what did you say?"

"They're letters." Sephiroth said with a louder voice, Genesis leaned back on the couch.

"What kind of letters?" He asked again.

"Lo..." Sephiroth hesitated then swallowed. Genesis tilted his head in confusion. "They're letters... From... Girls..." Sephiroth trailed off while he blushed, tips of his ears reddening again. Genesis pressed his lips together and started shaking from the laughter he was holding in.

"You're so adorable Sephy, still shy around girls, I see." Genesis said with a smirk that earned him a glare from Sephiroth, he raised his hands up in surrender.

"What do you need Genesis?" Sephiroth asked, sounding really exhausted.

"Can't I visit a good friend without needing anything?" Then he suddenly got an idea to ultimately kill his boredome, he unconsciously sported an evil grin on his face and the General knew that it wasn't good news.

"...What..." Sephiroth asked really slowly in a low voice but it was more of a statement than a question. Genesis suddenly stood up while he slapped his thighs and went for the door.

"See you around General." He waved goodbye then went out, he didn't even close the door, Sephiroth sighed and rubbed his temples. He saw an infantryman pass by and he called him over.

"Hey, you." He said, the said infantryman stopped on his tracks and looked over the General's office then pointed his forefinger to his chin.

"Sir?"

"Can you close the door?" Sephiroth asked while still rubbing his temples. "Thank you... What's you're name?" He asked while he furrowed his brows.

"Cloud, Sir, Cloud Strife." He said with an over enthusiastic salute that was almost embarrassing.

"Okay Cloud, please close the door." And there was a click.

Genesis sported an overly wide grin on his face while he typed on his computer, the way that the screen was illuminating his face made his smile really creepy. His office door opened and Angeal went in, he stared at the commander with a questioning look while he closed the door.

"Just what are you up to this time Genesis?" He asked while he approached him, Genesis gestured his hand for him to go over and look at what he was doing.

"Look." Genesis said, still wearing that overly cheerful, creepy smile. Angeal raised his eyebrows.

"A dating site?" He asked. Genesis nodded his head.

"Yeah, I'll register Sephiroth in it so he can get a girlfriend and overcome his shyness of being around women." He started to type again while chuckling. Angeal smirked.

"But he's not going to like that though, he might chop you off from limb to limb, cook them and feed them to Darknation." Angeal said which made Genesis grimace.

"You and your horrible imagination." Genesis said flatly with a disturbed look.

"What have you got so far?" Angeal asked.

"Here," He pointed on the screen. "Check this out."

Name: Great General Sephiroth

"That's disgusting and it's not even a real name." Angeal said.

Age: 25

Sex: Why not?

"Really Genesis?" Angeal asked the smirking Commander then he continued reading.

Likes: Beautiful women

Dislikes: Not women

"What kind of a shitty profile is that?!" Angeal asked irritably with a perplexed look.

"It says here we need to put some hobbies." Genesis continued, ignoring Angeal's comment. "Let's see... He likes to chop off things... And-"

"You can't put that in there! You'll scare the ladies away!" Angeal said while he gestured his hand towards the screen.

"Right, right. Well, he..." Genesis paused, now that he thought about it, WHAT were the General's hobbies? Aside from slicing things and sitting his ass flat on his office the whole day.

"Just type there that he likes cooking." Angeal said and Genesis did what he was told.

"Right, we should just make up some lies... to attract women." He said, looking proud of himself at his not-yet-there achievement.

"How about playing tennis? Swinging his sword and the tennis racket are basically the same right?" Angeal nodded to himself approvingly.

"Right... Playing... Tennis..." Genesis said what he was typing out loud. "But is playing tennis that attractive?"

"I don't know..." Angeal said with a frown.

"Wait, we need to upload a picture too." Genesis said. Then he started going over his photo albums on his computer, mostly taken from their missions, both him and Angeal started scanning on which picture of the General to choose, most of them were either only half of him was in the shot or he was blurred like a paranormal entity from moving too much when the camera was clicked.

"Not so photogenic, are we, General." Genesis commented on the photos, looking defeated.

"Wait! There's one." Angeal pointed at a picture, it was a solo shot of Sephiroth, he was topless while holding his Masamune on one hand, his hair blowing along with the wind, it was truly surreal and magical.

"Majestic as fuck, I would say." Genesis said with the same creepy grin from before. Then he started editing the photo and typed some text on it.

"What are you doing?" Angeal asked but he got the answer before Genesis could speak a word. He typed in 'Come at me and I'll show you my long sword' at the bottom of the photo in bright yellow colors. Angeal shook his head with a perplexed look. Then he started to walk away.

"Done." Genesis said then started cackling.

"Goodluck keeping your head for the next few days." Angeal said before he was out the door.

Sephiroth clicked on his mouse while trying login to his e-mail, unknown to him, Genesis had used his e-mail to register him to a dating site, they know each other's passwords like a bunch of lovers. Then his brows furrowed when he saw multiple e-mails from an unknown source, all sporting naughty and really explicit titles. His eyes widened and his jaws slackened while his face was drained of color. He shakily opened an e-mail and he got the shock of his life when a photo of a topless woman popped up his screen that made him fall over his office chair, bump his head on his desk and left the world of consciousness. Just then, an infantryman knocked but when he received no answer, he slowly opened the door and peeked in, he was carrying some documents for the General, his brows furrowed and he instantly panicked when he saw a pool of silver hair on the floor behind the desk.

"General!" The infantryman threw the documents upward causing it to scatter everywhere then frantically ran over to Sephiroth, he gasped when he saw him unconscious on the ground, then the General's computer screen pulled his head to look towards it like a magnetic field, and it caused the infantryman to jump backwards and yelp, causing him to collide with the office chair and fall over, he bumped his head on the wall behind him really HARD that his helmet was removed from his head and fainted, with blond spikes popping out of it.

Angeal discovered the 'bodies' after a while and closed the e-mail while looking around slowly, feeling guilty about it, he didn't know what had caused the two men sprawled on the floor to collapsed but he knew that it has something to do with the topless woman on the screen. When both of them was admitted at the in house hospital of Shinra Electrical company, Genesis was out in the world doing his missions, or rather, escaping the wrath of the silver haired General once he wakes up.