Author's Note:
And now here's something I hope you'll really like.
Once again, it's time for a fun filled adventure with that super sonic speedster, Rocky the Flying Squirrel with his best pal, Bullwinkle the Moose. The world's smartest canine, Mr. Peabody and his pet boy, Sherman.
This one is based off of the new DreamWorks short.
On a dark and stormy night, in the horrible, rotten country of Pottsylvania lied those two badniks, Boris Badenov and his assitant, Natasha Fatale. They had been in a meeting with their fearless leader, who oddly enough, was named Fearless Leader.
"For many years we have tried to do it and failed! They've used all their smarts to have us suffer pain and humiliation!" He banged his fist on the desk "And yet, our mission continues. And that mission is...KILL MOOSE AND SQUIRREL!"
"But Fearless Leader, why must we kill moose and squirrel?" Boris asked "What about our pain and humiliation?"
"To be honest, I haven't had much pain and humiliation." Fearless Leader remarked "You're the ones who are mostly active. I went to see you two last week and those guys have still got it."
Fearless Leader took his two evil henchmen to the place he was going to show them to as part of his dastardly plan.
"But Fearless Leader," Natasha said "We've tried everything dynamite, swordfish, upsidaisium, disguises, and they still get us every time."
"FORGET THAT!" Fearless Leader put his hand on a keypad "I put my evil genius to mind this time and now, I finally have the answer. To catch moose, you must BECOME MOOSE!"
He switched on the lights to reveal a robot moosette in a tight dress and blonde wig.
"I give you, THE LADY MOOSE-BOT!" Fearless Leader boasted. "A perfect killing machine and irresistable to moose. Badenov! You will control the moose-bot and then...when they least expect it...KILL MOOSE AND SQUIRREL!"
"Amazing." Boris observed the robot moose "So, how do I do it? Use virtual programming like in that American Dad episode?"
"Uh yeah, we were gonna do that, but we had a low budget." Fearless Leader tweaked.
Natasha and Fearless Leader plunged Boris right into the robot. He was finally in the robot.
IN FROSTBITE FALLS...
It was a typical day for our heroes, Rocky, Bullwinkle, Mr. Peabody, Sherman, and Jessica. They were out in the backyard enjoying the day.
"Isn't it a beautiful day guys?" Rocky asked.
"Yep it sure is Rocky." Jessica said.
Sherman came up running to Mr. Peabody holding a frisbe in his hand.
"Mr. Peabody! Mr. Peabody!" Sherman jumped for joy "Let's play fetch! Let's play!"
"Very well Sherman." Mr. Peabody said. "Fetch Sherman!"
Peabody tossed the frisbee and Sherman jumped up in the air and caught it.
"I caught it Mr. Peabody!" Sherman called out to his owner.
"That'll do Sherman." Peabody said "That'll do."
"Awww isn't he adorable?" Jessica asked.
"Yes he isn't" Peabody gave a jealous look.
Just then, Bullwinkle came out of the door. He was wearing swimming trunks and water wings.
"Hey everyone!" Bullwinkle said "What a nice day for a swim."
"Why sure Bullwinkle." Mr. Peabody said "Jessica, how'd you like to take a dip in the pool?"
"Sure." Jessica said and she went next door to get her bathing suit on.
A few minutes later, Rocky, Sherman, and Peabody were dressed in their swimming trunks ready to take a dip in the pool.
"Say where's Jessica?" Bullwinkle asked.
"Over here!" She said from inside.
Jessica opened the door to reveal that she was wearing a small, red bikini. It really showed off her curves and beauty. Yes, predictable as it was, (and it sure was predictable), the guys' jaws dropped.
"So how do I look?" She asked the boys who were speechless. "You guys okay?"
"Sure I just noticed what a nice uniform you have on." Peabody blushed.
"She looks very pretty Mr. Peabody." Sherman said.
"QUIET YOU!" Peabody scolded Sherman.
"Well come on, let's take a dip in the pool." Rocky said.
But before, they could, Rocky remembered something.
"Oh, Bullwinkle something came for you earlier today." Rocky said to the moose.
"What is it?" Bullwinkle asked.
"It's a charming gift basket." Rocky said "Come inside and see it. It's on the kitchen counter."
The five friends went inside the kitchen and saw the gift basket on the counter. It was filled with a liter of Mooseberry soda, Italian pepperoni, and free passes to Chuck-E-Cheese.
"Wow!" Bullwinkle observed the basket "Who's it from?"
"Check the card." Jessica pointed to a note on the basket.
"Hmmm." Bullwinkle read the note "To my dearest darling moose, Bullwinkle. I can't hide my true feelings for you any longer, I will meet you at the foot bridge at Frostbite Falls Park at 7pm tonight. Love, your secret admirer."
"Whoo hoo hoo hoo!" Mr. Peabody howled "Bullwinkle, you've found a special someone."
"That's great!" Jessica exclaimed.
"I'd better get ready for my date." Bullwinkle proclaimed as he ran upstairs.
"Bullwinkle!" Rocky called out "What about our swim in the pool?!"
THAT NIGHT...
Boris had been at the park waiting for Bullwinkle, luckily the Lady Moose-Bot came with night vision.
"What is taking Moose so long?" He asked himself "I have to keel Moose."
"Oh darling!" Someone called out. It was Bullwinkle.
"It is moose!" Boris said "Now is chance to keel him."
Bullwinkle sat down on the bench where his "secret admirer" was.
"So, tell me about yourself, little lady?" Bullwinkle asked as he put his arm around the Lady Moose-Bot.
HOURS LATER...
After a walk in the park (and unknown to Bullwinkle, failed attempts to Bullwinkle had walked his "date" back to the hotel.
"Well Jennifer..." Bullwinkle said to Boris (who was still in the robot) "I want you to meet my friends."
"I'd be so delighted." Boris gave a devilish grin.
"Good." Bullwinkle said "I think they'll love you."
As Bullwinkle left the hotel and took the bus home, Boris got out of the robot and spoke into a walkie talkie.
"Okay Natasha," He spoke into the speaker "Moose is taking me to his house tomorrow, this is my one chance to kill moose, squirrel, dog, and boy."
"Very good dollink." Natasha said over the line.
Author's Note:
Oh no! Well it looks like Bullwinkle is going to bring Boris to his house and as usual, is oblivious to the fact that his dreamgirl is trying to murder him. Can Rocky, Sherman, Peabody, and Jessica save him in time? Find out in our next chapter "Bullwinkle's Bachelor Daze" or "More Than One Way to Kill a Moose".