Kingdom Hearts: A Mystical Journey
Chapter 1
Warning: this fic contains completely random things and may involve sexual content, strong language, and gruesome and undeserved violence. Also, the rating may go up. Thank you.
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Sora was making his usual morning stroll about Saffron City, making sure the peace was kept, when suddenly, he saw an android sprinting efficiently through the crowds below, with a purse in his hand.
"Stop right there you mother fucker!" Sora whipped out a pistol and jumped down to the walkway below. People fell out of Sora's way as they either dodged or were blasted away by his stray bullets. "Stop running, you mechanical ass-reaper!" The robot finally halted at a large, black woman sitting in a wheel chair, who then reached into the purse and removed an inhaler. Sora finally came to a stop as the woman took a few assisted breaths. "So you're the criminal master mind," Sora stated, proud of his discovery.
"This is my purse, you dumb ass!" she replied angrily. "My robot was getting my inhaler for me!"
"I don't buy that for one second, bitch!" Sora pulled out some handcuffs, when two pairs of strong arms suddenly grabbed him from behind.
"If I had good legs, I'd piss all over your ass!" the woman said angrily.
"Yuck!" Sora replied.
"You just can't stay out of trouble, can you bitch?" an old police officer mockingly asked of Sora.
"If you're talking about staying away from your mom, then no, I can't," Sora said back. Sora's head jutted forward as the police officer smacked the back of his head. Both police officers then dragged Sora and through him into the back of their police car.
"Sorry for the trouble, ma'am," one of the officers said to the displeased black woman.
Sora sulked as the police officers lead him into the police station and into the chief of police's office, where a notably scantily clad women leaned over a young, silver-haired man.
"Sir? What's going on in here?" Old demanded. "Is she a prostitute?"
The man and women quickly rose and the woman walked to the side. The man was quite muscular, but still thin, and was wearing a traditional business uniform except for its top buttons being undone and its wrinkled tie. The woman was extremely skinny and wore a tube top that was so small her nipples were partly visible. She also wore a tiny skirt that didn't even pass her crotch all the way, and she wasn't wearing panties.
"No, of course not! She's my girlfriend!" the chief argued. "Aren't you, sweetie," the chief said, turned toward the woman. He then turned back to the officers and recognized Sora. "So you little retard, you came to visit again?"
"Just like to stare at your bitch Selphie," Sora replied. The chief punched Sora straight in the mouth. "Riku! What was that for?" Sora demanded.
"I just wanted to hit, that's all," Riku answered. "Now you will walk the plank!" Riku took Sora by the ear and dragged him out to a ship conveniently placed right inside the indoor pool. Why the police had an indoor pool, nobody knows. "Have any last words, Sora?" Riku asked as he poked Sora to the end of the plank with his dark key blade.
"Yeah! I hope you choke on your momma's piss!" Sora yelled. Riku swung his blade, and Sora jumped into the water to avoid a pointy death. He dove through the waters to a large plug at the bottom, and heaved with all his might, until the plug popped out and shot out of the water, right through Riku's war galleon.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Riku screamed as his ship broke in half. Sora was sucked out through the drain, and was spat out by a huge sewage tube at the ocean. He climbed out of the water and found that he was back at the Destiny Islands. Exactly where he wanted to be...
TBC…
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