An Ed is Worth 1000 Words

By Fanimation

Description: When Edd gets a letter from his father about a family secret, Ed and Eddy try to find out what it is. The secret has, according to Edd's father, has been pasted on for seven generations. And the secret is...wait! What?! I can't give out the secret yet?!? Oh..! Then read darn you READ!!!

Part One.........Over the Ed

It was a simple, boring day in the cul-de-sac. Ed, Edd, and Eddy attempt to scam some more people. "You know you can't resist!" Eddy said to a crowd. "It's the best thing ever to hit this here gosh forsaking place! I give you...PIG WRESTLING!!!" Eddy was dressed in a hillbilly outfit. Next to him was a giant mud puddle. In it was Ed and some pigs. "You're mine, Pets of the Geebodo!" Ed said cornering a pig. Ed had apparently read the comics Geebodo! ATTACK!!! Edd was filling the ring with more mud, mumbling to himself about how'd he got himself into this.

"ED BOYS!!" Rolf yelled from the crowd. "HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY PIGS! WHAT!?! MY CHICKENS BORE YOU NOW!!!"

"CHICKENS!" Ed yelled running around destroying everything he runs into. "Where's the chickens Rolf?"

"ED!" Eddy yelled. "Why do you have to wreak everything?" Ed had a stumped look on his face. While all this commotion was happening, Edd escaped back to his house. He checked his mail and went inside. "Ohhhhh...a letter from my father!" Edd says as he opens it.

Dear Eddward,

I will be coming into town today. Why you ask? Well let's just say it's time you found out the secret of the Eddwards. I will be there around 6:00pm. Also your mother wants you to clean under the couch.

Love,

Dad

"Oh dear! My father is coming! In..." Edd says, checking his watch. "10 minutes! Oh I need to prepare..."

Meanwhile back at the lane...

"Yo, Lumpy! How come you never surprise me. Really every time I think of a brilliant scam, YOU RUIN IT!!" Eddy says.

"Eddy what's the blue thing behind you?" Ed says pointing behind Eddy.

"Yeah, Ed! Like I'm gonna fall for that one!" Eddy says. The blue thing behind Eddy was a car. The driver honked his horn. "Excuse me but do you know where 546 Cul-de-sac Court is?" He said. The man in the vehicle wore a blue suit and wore a black top hat. "Oh you must be Eddy. Nice to see you lad! Eddward has told me all about you!"

"Eddward? You mean Double-D?" Eddy asked.

"Yes...he's...my son!"