Once there was boy born in a kingdom far away his name was Ericon. One day while Ericon was orgainizing the storage area for his dad, he discoverd that there was a stone by the door of his dad's barn, curious he picked it up and it hatched into reveling a baby dragon. A few day's later he found that the baby dragon was a lot harder to hide than he had though before. He was in the middle of trying to feed it when his cousin walked through the doorway and saw the baby dragon chewing on a piece of meat. "holy crap!" he said and was just about to turn around a bolt out the door and tell his dad when all of a sudden, Jason walked into the room wearing his normal attire ( hockey mask, machete. ) The cousin tryed to run but took a machete through the chest and quickly died. Then he approached Ericon ready to kill, but while he was in the middle of walking toward him Ericon randomly said "Brisingr!" and engulfed Jason in a huge fireball, then the sprinklers went off and drenched everything in the house. Ericon managed to get the window open and jump outside, with his baby dragon saftley in his hand, of course. When they got about a yard away from the house Jason started to crawl out the window too. Hoping that Jason hadn't seen them they crawled up into the tree knowing that psycho killers can't climb up trees. After Jason got out of the window he looked around and quickly spotted them in the nearby tree, cowaring in fear. Jason tryed about 21 times to climb up the tree (he was persitent),but each and every time he always feel back to the ground.
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After Ericon escaped from the house he decided that it was too dangerous and that he should build his own house. First, he went to Home Depot where he got some lumber and other materials needed to build a house. Then, he proceded to build a house with the materials and his Black and Decker tool kit. After a small ammount of 3 months his house/mansion was complete! The place had everything from his own indoor swimming pool to his own armory!
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Later that night while Ericon lay asleep in his waterbed a thief broke into the house, Jason was back for some revenge! Naturally Ericon's bodyguards heard the noise and proceded to decapitate the intruder, but Jason had other plans for them. All 5 bodyguards came rushing straight at Jason, but Jason ducked and stabbed a bodyguard right through the balls, the shock from the blow instantly killed him. Then, Jason threw his machete at an unsuspecting bodyguard, which cut right threw him with a sickening squelch! Next, two body guards tryed to stab him threw the heart, but missed and stabbed each other in the heart instead. Now, there was only one bodyguard left and both of the oppents knew who was going to be the winner, Jason! So the bodyguard threw down his weapon and ran a way crying like a baby, it seemed like he was going to get away until he slamed right into the screen door! Then two crows outside laughed at him, then Ericon's fully grown dragon woke because of all the racket. The dragon flew up in the air from it's underground cave outside and pointed inself toward the house. After obtaining his machete again Jason started walking up the spiral staircase toward Ericon's master bedroom. Just a few seconds after Jason reached the top of the staircase Ericon's dragon landed with an earth shattering thump in the front yard. But Jason didn't care about dragons Jason only cared about REVENGE! Jason was just about to make his way to the master bed room when a hand came crashing through the wall and grabbed a hold of him. The dragon pulled Jason back outside and roared at him meanicingly. But Jason wasn't phased, he raised his machete in the air and thrust downward into the dragon's hand. The dragon roared in pain and dropped the attacker, that was all the time that Jason needed to escape and get through the five foot hole in the wall. Then, Jason continued through the hallway, but it wasn't long before the hand came through the wall yet another time, but this time the dragon grabbed Jason and yanked him outside. Jason tryed to stab the dragon again but the dragon threw him to the ground, Jason fell 30 feet before hitting the pavment. And to the dragon's suprise Jason got right back up again and started walking to the front door. Then the dragon decided that it was going to try something different this time, the dragon threw back it's head and took a deep breath before scorching the spot where Jason was standing. This time Jason fell the the ground and didn't bother getting back up knowing that if he did he would just get hit another time. The dragon picked Jason up and flicked him threw the house and into the backyard,then the dragon flew over the house and landed with another huge thump in the backyard. Jason tryed to get up and run away but the dragon put it's massive foot down on his back flatening him into the ground. The dragon was right about to finish Jason off with another round of its flame breath, but right as it was about to scorch Jason a giant airship flew directly over the front yard hovering in mid air like a UFO. The dragon barely had any time to react before Jason was caught in a tractor beam and sucked into the airship. By this time Ericon had heard all the noise and was wide awake staring at the fleeing airship through the five foot hole in the hallway. He knew that they had to try and find out where the airship was going.
"We should be following that airship, not just standing here!" said Ericon
"relax" said his dragon "we both need some rest and you know it."
"I know, but I'm just wondering why that airship would attack us."
After a few moments of silence Ericon made his way downstairs where he quickly discoverd the bloody body of his fallen bodyguards.
"This is horrible, who would do such a thing?!?" asked the dragon
"Jason that's who" replied Ericon
After Ericon cleaned up the bodies he went up to bed and lay awake thinking about his fallen bodyguards and the mysterious airship that had appeared out of nowhere.
***
Later that next day Ericon went out into the yard and inspected the damage that his dragon had caused during the fight with Jason. At a first glance in didn't look that bad, but after a closer inspection Ericon relized that when his dragon had punched a hole in the wall it not only tore a huge hole in the wall it also tore right through the wiring.
"Great" muttered Ericon
"this is going to take forever to fix!"
As it turns out Ericon was right the wiring took about two days and nights to fix, and the damage cut off just about all of the electricity to the house. Although he got lucky that the hall didn't cave in during the fight. After the wiring was fixed he got to work on the huge holes in the wall. It would be a challenge trying to find lumber that would actully fit the holes. Over the course of the next week Ericon got wood that was just the right size to fix the hole in the house. And after another day of working he had finally repaired the damage that was caused. Then he proceded to finding out just where the airship had gone to, as it turns out several people saw the airship heading to the East. So Ericon went back home and had his servants find the best maps in his library and examine them. Robert, the head of the servants was in charge of looking through the maps and finding out where the airship went to.
"Have you found out anything yet?" asked Ericon impatiently.
"I'm sorry sir, but it might be a while before I can find out exactly where the airship went." answered Robert.
"Well try to hurry we need to know where that airship went to." said Ericon
"Yes sir." replied Robert.
Later that evening Ericon went into town to see if anyone knew anything else about the airship. So he figured that the best place to start looking would be the Ye Olde Tavern. As soon as he entered the tavern he could see that it would be hard to get anyone to talk. The bar was filled with gangsters and bikers as far as the eye could see, it would also be tough to avoid getting into any fights. Then Ericon spotted a man sitting at a table near a small corner of the bar. Ericon went over and was about to talk to the man when a biker pushed him backwards so that he almost toppled into another person.
"What business to you have with the boss?!" asked the biker sneering at Ericon
"I've got a few questions to ask your boss." replied Ericon
"Really? Well money talks here and unless you got some I suggest you leave." sneered the biker
"Sorry, I don't have any money but I can do this." said Ericon.
Then, quick as a flash Ericon jump over the biker and chopped him on the neck, knocking him out. The boss in the corner smirked as the biker fell to the floor. Then, Ericon approached the boss.
"Well,well,well you are a skilled individual indeed." said the boss with satisfaction, who, by the sound of his voice was a man.
"Enough chit chat, I've heard rumors that you know about the airship that flew out of here last night." ingeritated Ericon
"So, you have." replied the man.
"I suggest that you take a seat, my story is very long, and I don't want you getting tired."
And for the next few hours the man talked about the airship and some possible locations of where it might of gone to. He also talked about that the people that owned the airship belonged to a special group of people, called the Havoc gang. But after a while it started getting late and Ericon headed home where Robert was waiting for him.
"I trust that you had a good evening master Ericon?" inquired Robert as Ericon walked through the door.
"It was alright, did you find out anything about the airship's location?" asked Ericon
"Yes sir, the airship is somewhere in the Metro Area." said Robert.
"Very good Robert." replied Ericon
After talking to Robert Ericon headed up to his bedroom, laid down, and tryed to get a good night's sleep for once. In the morning Ericon awoke to sunlight streeming through his window.
"dang sunlight." groaned Ericon.
Then, Ericon slipped out of bed and went down stairs, cooked some pancakes, and drank some milk. Afterwords, he went up to his bedroom again and got dressed next, he decended the spiral staircase and went into the living room where room where Robert was busy dusting the furniture.
"Robert you relize that it is Saturday don't you?" asked Ericon
"And what of it sir?" asked Robert in reply.
"You have the day off today." answered Ericon.
"I know sir, but I want to stay here and slove the mystery of these maps." said Robert
"Suit yourself." said Ericon as he shrugged and exited the living room.
After the conversation with Robert Ericon went outside and decided that he was going to go East to the metro area. After a long trek he finally made it to the West metro area.
"Geez this place stinks!." commented Ericon as he entered the city limits.
"I wonder how the people here can stand this stentch!."
While Ericon was walking from the city limits to the heart of the city, he was too busy to notice a creature reaching up from the sewer and putting a tracking device on his pants leg. When he arrived in the middle of the city he found that the town square was alive with activity.
"So this is what it's like to be in the city." wondered Ericon
"Because I can't stand it!"
There were people of all different genders and races standing, talking, selling, buying, running, walking, and doing all sorts of things. Then, Ericon spotted a skyscraper, it was so big that you couldn't even see the top of the building! Then the whole ground started shaking and trembling, then the ground beneth Ericon's feet opened up and almost swallowed him except he got out of the way just in time. Next, and giant airship rose from the ground, all the while screaming people were running around. Some people got stuck on top of the airship and plumetted to the ground, and to their death. The airship had the same exact design as the one he saw at his house. The airship's engines started and the airship started lifting up into the air. In horror Ericon relized that, as the airship pointed West it was going toward his house.
"I have to stop that thing said Ericon!" yelled Ericon.
Then Ericon took out his cell phone and called Robert.
"Robert I need you to get the jet ready!" yelled Ericon into the phone.
"Right away sir." replied Robert and with that he hung up the phone.
That left Ericon with the task of getting people to saftey until Robert go there. Ericon sprinted over to a person that was falling from the top of the airship and caught him. But a peson was about to fall into the gap where the airship had been, luckily Ericon grabbed her just in time. Then, Robert arrived with the jet Ericon sprinted over the jet and jumped inside. Robert was driving so Ericon had to give him the commands.
"Catch up to that jet!" yelled Ericon over the roar of the jet's engine.
While Robert slowly pulled up to the side of the airship Ericon began strapping on a parachute, just in case he fell. When Robert got to be just about even with the airship the glass cover above Ericon flew open and ejected him from the aircraft. Ericon rocketed trough one of the windows and into the cargo hold of the airship. There Ericon found a door that would lead into the main cabin, but he stopped suddenly when he heard voices approaching. A few seconds later the door flew open and three men in black and red uniforms stepped into the cargo hold. They were chatting about what weapons were best a why. They were so busy in fact they didn't even see Ericon hiding on the ceiling grabbing a hold on two iron beams so he wouldn't fall. They also didn't notice when he slipped into the main cabin either. To Ericon's suprise the main cabin was loaded with what seemed like tons of thugs all wearing the same uniform. They all turned to look at him the moment he entered the main cabin.
"I sure wish that Lotagh were here right now." muttered Ericon under his breath.
"Did someone say my name?" exclaimed Latagh as he rocketed full force through a window littering the floor with shattered glass.
"Right on time buddy." said Ericon with happiness.
"I see that you got yourself in trouble again." frowned Lotagh
"It's a habit." said Ericon as he smirked.
The duo only had barely enough time to jump out of the way as 10 thugs tryed to bulldoze them.
"You'll never hit us like that." taunted Ericon.
"You have to do it like this!." exclaimed Ericon as he jumpkicked a thug in the face.
"Or like this!" said Lotagh as he kicked a thug between the legs without even looking.
After those thugs were taken down the other thugs rushed at Ericon and Lotagh. They were so busy looking at Ericon and Lotagh's faces they didn't see their out stretched legs. The thugs ran right into their feet and took one right between the legs. The thugs that got kicked screamed and fell down hold to area between their legs. After a brutal beating the thugs were all sprawled out on the floor. Then the head master turned around. It was the diabolical Talbatorix, he was a destroyer of kingdoms and sometimes a rap star at clubs. Without thinking about what he was going to do Talbatorix launched himself at Ericon and Lotagh. Ericon and Lotagh managed to leap out of the way, leaving Talbatorix to slam into the wall that used to be behind them. Talbatorix got up and cracked his knuckles.
"I'm just getting started." said Talbatorix "And very soon you're going to wish you never existed." yelled Talbatorix as he jumped at Ericon and Lotagh again.
This time Lotagh kicked him in the face and he flew up against the window and cracked it. Talbatorix struggled to stand, and after a short time was back on his feet again. This time Talbatorix had learned his lesson and stood where he was, waiting for the duo to attack him instead.
"Are you taking him or am I?" asked Ericon
"I got it covered." replied Lotagh
With that Lotagh picked up a thug and threw him at Talbatorix to distract him for a moment. Then before he could react Lotagh punched him right in the face, causing him to fly up against the window again. This time the window shattered and Talbatorix almost fell out, but grabbed onto the ledge right at the last second. Talbatorix pulled himself up and into the airship, then he grabbed a piece of glass and threw it at Lotagh. The glass hit Lotagh in the shoulder and stuck there. Then Talbatorix jumped at him and kicked him back against the steering wheel. Enraged, Lotagh ripped the glass out and chucked it right back at Talbatorix hitting him square in the eye.
"It burns!!" cried Talbatorix
Talbatorix was too busy trying to get the glass out of his eye that he didn't notice Ericon sneaking out behind him with a brick in his hand. Thwack! Talbatorix fell to the floor knocked out cold.
"Are you all right?" asked Ericon, his voice heavy with concern.
"I'll live." said Lotagh
Then the friends turned their attention back to Talbatorix. And after a few minutes with some rope they had tied Talbatorix to an empty chair and stuffed him in a crate located in the cargo hold.
"Did you remember to put any airholes in the crate?" asked Ericon, after they exited the cargo hold.
"I think so." said Lotagh, thinking of what could happen if he didn't. "He'll be fine." assured Lotagh.
As it turns out they actully forgot to put airholes in the crate and Talbatorix awakened to find out that he couldn't breath. After a short period of time Ericon heard screaming in the back of the airship.
"I think I heard something!" exclaimed Ericon.
"I think that you heard the wind." said Lotagh.
"Does the wind sound like screaming?" Ericon snapped
"Sometimes." replied Lotagh snapping back at Ericon.
"I'll go check just to be sure." said Ericon
With that Ericon walked back to the cargo hold and examined the crate they put Talbatorix in. To his horror he found that there werent any airholes in the crate to be found. Ericon then grabbed a crowbar from the ground and pried open the crate, revealing a unconcious Talbatorix. Ericon quickly picked up Talbatorix ( he was extreamly heavy, ) and walked back into the main cabin were Lotagh was waiting.
"Something tells me that we didn't actully put airholes in the crate," said Lotagh looking at the unconcious Talbatorix "but he's still alive so that's good."
Then Ericon set Talbatorix on the floor and walked over to the steering wheel. But he was astonished to find out that the steering wheel was missing!
"Lotagh," said Ericon without taking his eyes off the place where the steering wheel should have been "can you please tell me what the heck you did this the steering wheel!!." yelled Ericon.
"You mean the funny looking piece of wood right?" questioned Lotagh
"That would be the one." replied Ericon
"I uh, burnt it." said Lotagh in a very sqeaky voice that almost couldn't be heard.
"You did what!?!?!?!?!?!" screamed Ericon at the top of his lungs "what did you think that you could accomplish by burning the ships only steering control?!?"
"I needed a cozy fire to lay by," said Lotagh pointing to the fire that was going in the corner of the room "it's still warm if you want to use it.
Ericon just stood there with his mouth hanging wide open in shock.
"Fine then this leaves only one other option." said Ericon.
"What's that?" inquired Lotagh.
"A crash landing." replied Ericon.
Right after Ericon said those words he walked to the shattered window that Lotagh broke earlier and whistled loudly. A few seconds later a dragon pulled up along the side of the airship looking curiously through the window at Ericon.
"Pyro," which was the dragon's name "I need you to fly us out of here as quickly as possible." said Ericon.
After a few minutes Lotagh and Ericon jumped out the window and onto Pyro's back. When Ericon and Lotagh were ready to go Ericon whistled again and Pyro decended from the cloud cover and pointed straight toward the ground. Meanwhile Talbatorix awoke again to find himself in the middle of the cabin except now the room was buried in and erie red light, and someone kept saying danger selfdestruct activated. And that's when Talbatorix relized that he needed to get out of the room or he would be blown to bits along with the rest of the airship. Talbatorix raced a rack lined with parachute packs, then as fast as he could he strapped the pack onto his back and leaped out the window right before the airship blew up.
"What a waste of $1,000,000." thought Talbatorix as the wreakage of the airship disappeared behind him.
Meanwhile Ericon and Lotagh were fast approaching Ericon's house. Right about when Pyro was about to land in the front yard Ericon remembered Talbatorix. Ericon grabbed a hold of Lotagh's arm and shook him.
"What?" asked Lotagh.
"I think that we just might have forgotten Talbatorix on the airship." said Ericon.
"Really?" said Lotagh, not really paying that much attention to Ericon's statement.
"But he'll be okay so long as he doesn't press the selfdestruct button on the main control panel." Ericon pointed out.
"You mean the big red button near the start button?" inquired Lotagh.
"Yes," answered Ericon, then after a few moments Ericon asked "You pushed the button didn't you?"
"It was too tempting!!!." exclaimed Lotagh.
"Oh well, nothing we can do about it now, he's cooked." said Ericon
After Pyro landed in the front lawn Ericon and Lotagh headed inside to check up on Robert. Right when they entered the house they found out that Robert was sitting on the couch watching the football game. Robert didn't even notice when the friends walked right pass the couch and up the spiral staircase to Ericon's bedroom. Right across the hall from the bedroom was the guest room and Ericon invited Lotagh to stay for as long as he liked.
***
Later that night the screen door slid open without making a sound and a mysterious figure walked in. Jason was back. He immediatly found his way over to the spiral staircase where he proceeded to climb up the stairs. Quick as a flash a elite bodyguard emerged from the shadows and charged head on at Jason. Jason put his machete straight out in the direction of the bodyguard and waited for the impact. But the guard managed to dodge to the right at the last second and avoid the attack. The guard atempted to land a blow to the back of Jason's neck but his fist only passed through air. Jason whirled around and grabbed the guard by the neck lifting him off the ground and choking him. When the guard was dead Jason threw him to the ground,took the guard's clothes and after a few minutes was wearing a blue suit with a blue mask. After Jason had climbed to staircase he headed straight for Ericon's bedroom. Jason walked the length of the hallway in 5 long strides and was soon standing right at the door to his bedroom. He opened the door as quietly as possible and stepped into the room. But Ericon was awake and knew what was happening, Lotagh also knew too. Jason took a step toward Ericon and pulled out his machete.
"Now!" yelled Ericon.
Jason had barley enough time to react before Lotagh had speared his through the chest with his sword, Kveykeva. Jason fell to the floor with a thump as Ericon stepped out of his bed. Then Ericon opened the window and threw Jason down to ground floor.