The Crazy Flume Adventure
Category: pendragon series
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor
Authors: Daralis Devon and Spaderlover456
Rating: T, to be safe
Spoilers: all books
Summary: What if the authors went into the Pendragon story. This is what would be happening. Be aware of mass chaos.
CHAPTER ONE- Enter Daralis and Mina
Daralis POV
"Hey Mina, look at this," I shout to my best friend of three years. "What?" Mina said, looking up from her Pendragon book," I'm reading about Spader!" Uh oh, I knew when not to disturb Mina; this was one of those times. "Wanna go ride the go-cart?"
Mina jumped up from the book at the words 'go-cart'. "Well duh, I'm always ready for a go-cart ride! …Wait, are you driving?" Mina started to look suspicious," 'Cause you know 'Lead-foot', you're the most insane person on a go-cart. Of course I'd want you to drive." I visibly sweat-dropped, I had the nickname from not slowing down on the road, the turns, anywhere else…
Normal POV
Mina and Daralis looked odd against the normal teenagers. Mina had short I mean short spiked hair. It was light brown with light blonde streaks her sisters had put in for her. Her figure was nothing skinny but no curves as there is no better word. A light pink T-shirt with no logo and faded blue jeans too long, due to her shortness, and Converses a light purple covered her small frame. Her eyes were a piercing icy blue, much like Saint Dane in the Pendragon series before Veelox. Her face constantly scrunched up in thought.
Daralis's hair was a long, straight, dark brackish color, due to normally being inside. Her frame covered by a scarlet red tube top, complete with a black jean jacket, matching the baggy jeans hanging on her waist. A black and red armband on her left arm, seen when she's not wearing the jacket. Black hiking boots that went to her knees on her feet. Her eyes were a hypnotic reddish-black color, scaring many a people. Her face usually had a dreamy look to it.
All in all, they were complete out-casts. That's how they became friends, the dream-world anti-social and the short weirdo. Weird friends, no? The one thing they had not in common was Mina's singing and Daralis's strange book-smarts. As they walked towards Daralis's house, they didn't notice the yellow eyes staring creepily at them.
Daralis's home wasn't much special, a two-story brick house with two bedrooms and bathrooms, an extra room that was the game room, a den on the first floor, along with the simple kitchen in the next room, and the straight stairs that led to the basement floor and the upstairs. They weren't going in there yet, though, so we'll ignore that place for now and go to the shed where the go-carts were located.
They got out the go-karts, checked the tires, and put gas in the tank. Putting a gas carton in a basket on the back of each go-kart, they started the karts and rode off to the woods.
As they dashed around the track made from many a go-kart ride, they never saw the wolf-quig appear. It's piercing yellow eyes caught the eye of Mina. "Hey, that wolf looks a lot like a………..QQUUUUIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Daralis! There's a quig here! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Without looking back, Daralis says calmly," Your imagination is getting too far away from you, Mina. Reel it in." Mina keeps staring at the quig-beast thing staring at her best friend," But…….." Still not turning around, Daralis says," Come on, your imagination is a lot like mine, all insane and crazy like-"The quig jumped Daralis and attempted to drag her away, which would have worked, if not for the fact that Daralis grabbed a really thick stick and started whacking it over the muzzle of the quig," Let go you damn beast!"
"SEE! I TOLD YOU THERE WAS A QUI- AHHHHHH!" Another quig jumped Mina and was kicked hard in the gut, getting a yelp out of the quig. By that time, however, more quigs appeared and knocked the two teens into blissful unconscious-ness. They dragged the two girls to the flumes situated farther into the woods, where they stayed with the adolescent girls until the sweet jumble of musical notes, coming from the never-ending tunnel, after which they dashed away, as they were afraid of the music and lights.
SAINT DANE POV
After I escaped from Zadaa, I relax as I look out at the galaxy passing by. Those pitiful mortals thought they could actually defeat me? I scoff at the notion. I had sent the quigs of Orae a message to capture the traveler and acolyte of that territory. I wanted to reach them before Pendragon did, the derisive twerp.
As I feel the pull of gravity, I get ready to have a fight going on, or having to handle two experienced travelers. Instead, when I landed, I find two conked out little girls on the floor at my feet. 'Uh……that was easier than planned…….oh well…..' I thought as I woke up the teens at my feet with a nudge of my steel-toed boots. The spiky brown haired girl, who I kicked first shouted out and screamed something about Vo Spader and spinney-do. I was confused as to how she knew of the traveler Spader and the sport of spinney-do. The other girl stayed conked out, while the spike-haired girl looked around blearily with a scrunched look to her face.
When she saw me, she screamed so loud, she woke up the black haired girl next to her. That girl shot up and took a battle-ready position, looking around to see what had made her friend cry out. As she saw me, she relaxed a bit and walked up to me. I stood there; ready to have to defend myself from an attack to my person, which of course wouldn't do much to me. I was surprised when the girl suddenly wrapped her arms around my waist," Saint Dane, I love you!"
The short one was just sitting there in shock,' Did Pendragon already come here?' That was floating in my mind for a while. Luckily the girl started to calm down and introduce herself and the other girl. 'The traveler here is Daralis, so whoever is Daralis I have to get on my side, though if it's the black haired girl I may not have much trouble, in consideration that she's hugging me,' I thought.
Normal POV
"Hello, my lord of the darkness, future ruler of Halla-"the black hair girl started. The short one interrupted with," Laying it on a bit thick there Dara?" Black haired Dara blushed in embarrassment," Opps, sorry, sir. Her name is Mina, and mine is Daralis. We've read the books and we felt like joining your side," she said, adding," I would love to kill Pendragon for you, my lord." Mina quipped in," Let me kill Courtney, and you have me on your side. But don't hurt Spader too bad."
St. Dane POV
'These girls know what happened in the other territories? How the……..' "How do you know what has happened in the other territories," I asked carefully. The girl Mina and Daralis shared looks. Daralis looked up," Well………..we read about it." Now I'm even more confused. They read about it? Where? As if reading my thoughts, she said," In this territory, you're a 'fictional character'. All of you are."
I finally decided to just tell the girl to join me. In most chances, I'd get a traveler on my side, if not…………"Join me in my quest to rule Halla." I said in my most persuasive voice. Mina and Dara answered at the same time in yells… I hate Travelers so enthusiastic! "YES YES YES YESY YES!" "SHUT UP!" I bellowed. Daralis started to tear up, and Mina ran for a place far away. The Orae traveler started to cry and sob super loud," WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I'M SOOO SOORRRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO M-M-MAKE Y(hic) YOU M-M-M-MA-AD! WWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
I was at a loss; I truly didn't mean to make the girl start to cry. I was starting to feel guilty for making her cry. Was I going soft? I asked myself this question over and over as I kneeled down awkwardly and lightly hugged her. She started calming down a bit as the quigs gave him the evil eye. Mina rolled onto the scene then, literally, she rolled down the length of the cave she covered running and hit the wall adjacent to them. "Uhh….hi again…oh………you got Dara to stop crying………."
Just then, every single traveler not dead appeared through the flumes. It had to be my worst day ever. Leading the group was Pendragon, of course, the dolt. Next followed Spader, after he appeared, Mina started to look like a completely crazed fan. After was the traveler from first earth, Gunny, and the Veelox traveler, Aja, then the third earth traveler, Patrick, next was Loor, which extremely shocked me, as she should have died when I stabbed her with my saber, near her heart.
Pendragon POV
Chaos……..was all I could say about the scene in front of me……. I could see a black haired girl sobbing her eyes out and being comforted by……….SAINT DANE? Then there was also the fact that he was hugging her……and the short girl with spiked brown hair upside down against the cave wall, then as Spader came, looked like a rapid fan of something or another. All I could think to say was," What the………"
To Be Continued…….
A/N- I know, you want to kill us……….here's our thingies
1 brackish; between black and brown; not sure if this is a real color, but now it is
2 we aren't sure about if this is true or not, but in this it is.
3 derisive:
Definition:
ridiculing
Synonyms:
cheeky, cocky, contemptuous, crusty, derisory, disdainful, flip, fresh, gally, insulting, jeering, mocking, nervy, rude, sarcastic, sassy, scoffing, scornful, smart, smart ass, smart-alecky, taunting
If you couldn't tell, we don't care much for Bobbie Pendragon, and his girlfriend. But we do like Spader and St. Dane. Until next time, here's the teaser for next time….hobey ho!
…….."What do you mean 'someone's behind you!'
……….."Eee! Its Pendragon! I call his pants!" "What!"
………"Hey it's Aja! WE LOVE YOU!" "……….AHHH!"
Well, til next time……..bye!