Lara vs. Dr. Tofu
Author's Note: I wrote this because I was bored and a friend suggested I write this. This is dedicated to Aaron because you needed a story with a Dr. Tofu. Read and Review!
Disclaimer: Lara and Winston belong to Core or Eidos (can't remember which). Dr. Tofu is mine. Barney isn't mine and I don't want him!
Lara Croft was exercising by running around her mansion, when her butler interrupted her.
"You have a call miss." He said, and then farted as he began to shuffle away.
After fanning away the stench of his fart, Lara looked around to yell at him, but he'd already disappeared. For a man nearing his 90th birthday, he sure was fast. He even caught up to her while she was running.
Sighing, she went inside and answered the phone.
"Hello." An old man's voice said on the other end as soon as she picked up the phone. "I'm Doctor Tofu and I need you to test out one of my experiments."
Lara was bored to death with nothing to do but run around the mansion, so she agreed to go to his place. After a few more arrangements, she went to his house. She wasn't surprised at all when she realized he'd been her next-door neighbor for the last ten years. Ah well.
Anyways, she went up and knocked on his door. Instead of a person answering the door, the door swung open by itself. "Whatever." She mumbled as she climbed the stairs inside to the laboratory where Dr. Tofu waited.
There the doctor was, grinning evilly and standing in the darkness. A flash of lightning from a sudden storm lit up his features. Lara said, "What are you doing standing in the dark?" and flicked on the lights.
"Hey!" Dr. Tofu whined. "You just ruined the creepy atmosphere of the place!"
Lara just shrugged. "Whatever."
Dr. Tofu straightened his glasses and lead Lara over to a glass tank covered in a brown curtain. "Behold!" he said as he pulled a chord. "My Creation!"
The curtain drew back and a glass panel slid down to reveal…
"Oh my God, it's Barney!" Lara quivered in fear. Soon, it would sing its evil song and destroy her. "No!" she screamed and pulled a huge flamethrower out of her backpack (I don't know how it fit in there.) and set Barney on fire.
Dr. Tofu sighed and got the fire extinguisher. The purple dinosaur was already dead, but he may as well save his lab. He was slow, and by the time he got back, Lara was gone and he could hear crazed laughter outside. There Lara was and the last thing Tofu saw was her pushing down on a button to set off the dynamites she had set around the house.
A huge explosion is heard in the background as Lara goes back to her house. She's laughing and saying that Barney is gone for ever, but…
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A group of purple dinosaurs tromps through a town, smothering everyone to death and singing their horrifying song. They're coming your way…
Author's Note2: My friend, Aaron, had written a sequel to this, "Dr. Tofu's Revenge", but I haven't been able to find it. When and if I do find it though, I'll post it.