… Wow, no summary –gasps-

A/N: This chapter has Ichigo's POV in it, but the next chapter will focus more on Hitsugaya and Hinamori.

Disclaimer: Rukia does not own Bleach.

Kurosaki Ichigo was sleeping peacefully on his bed. That was until a sketch pad collided with his head. Wow, that rhymed.

Ichigo! Wake up!" Kuchiki Rukia yelled.

"What the hell was that for, midget! I was slee-"

"Ichigo was cut off by the sight of two other Shinigami in the room, Matsumoto Rangiku and Hitsugaya Tōshirō.

"Tōshirō? Rangiku-san? What are you guys doing here?" he asked.

"Refer to me as Captain Hitsugaya, not Tōshirō" Hitsugaya stated whilst scowling.

"Yeah, whatever but why are you guys here?" Ichigo replied.

"Head Captain Yamamoto has decided that you are going to be one of the replacement Captains-" Rukia started.

"WHAT? I didn't agree to that!" Ichigo proclaimed.

"You don't have a choice. Either you come and accept your new position in Soul Society willingly or we drag you there" Hitsugaya said.

Needless to say, Ichigo had used his Shinigami badge and was out on the street before anyone knew it.

"I told you we should have tied him up first" Matsumoto sighed.

2 hours later

After capturing Ichigo (with the help of Yoruichi, who tripped him in her cat form), Hitsugaya, Matsumoto, Rukia and Ichigo were waiting for the Senkaimon to open.

"Ahh, Yoruichi-san! This is your cat form? It's sooo cute!" Rangiku squealed while clutching the poor cat.

"Yes, now let go! I have to transform anyway!" Yoruichi said while wriggling out of Rangiku's grip.

"OH GOD NO! NOT INFRONT OF US! NOOOOO!" Ichigo wailed.

Yoruichi then transformed into her true form, leaving smoke surrounding her.

And the two males in the room horrified.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Ichigo screamed.

"THIS IS HOW YOU TRANSFORM? IS THIS WHY THEY CALL YOU FLASH GODDESS? WHAT THE FUCK! PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON, WOMAN! GOD!" Hitsugaya screamed in agony. His Lieutenant burst out laughing.

"It looks like Yoruichi-dono took the virginity of your Captain's eyes, Matsumoto-san" Rukia snickered.

Rangiku only laughed harder.

"Geez, 10th Division Captain. I was expecting that type of reaction from Ichigo, but you? I'm not impressed" Yoruichi said, shaking her head.

"S-SHUT-UP! AT LEAST I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S NAKED!"

"What's wrong with being naked? Clothes are always to confining, haven't you noticed?"

"Calm down, will ya? You're the same as Ichigo, so old fashioned"

"Shut up, Matsumoto!"

"She's right, Captain! You're such a prude"

"HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME? MY EYES ARE DAMAGED TOO!"

"You just totally killed my buzz, Ichigo"

"SHUT IT!"

Finally, after about 6 hours of waiting for the Senkaimon, the four Shinigami arrived in the Soul Society.

"This is stupid! I thought that Ryoka weren't supposed to be officially part of Soul Society, so why do I have to become a Captain?" Ichigo complained, for the nth time.

"For the last time, we don't know. So shut up, Kurosaki" Hitsugaya said.

"But-"

"Kurosaki Ichigo" the booming voice of the Head Captain bellowed.

Ichigo looked up to the old man.

"Come with me"

"You have been chosen to become a Captain of the Gotei 13. Your position will be affective as of tomorrow. Good day" the old man said, then headed to his office.

"Wait! Why am I here, anyway? I thought that Ryoka weren't allowed to join the Soul Society-"

"We need Captains to replace Ichimaru, Aizen and Tōsen. You will replace one, and we will look for other Shinigami who have attained Bankai" the Head Captain answered.

"….Whatever. But which Division am I Captain of?"

"The 5th"

"Ok. Sayonara"

"Kurosaki."

"What now?"

"The Lieutenant of that Division is Hinamori Momo"

"And?"

"If, in any case, she gets hurt in any way, you will most likely have one of the other Captains threatening you with your life"

"Really? Who? And why?"

"You will discover that in due time. Now go"

Ichigo set off to the 5th Division, but realized that he didn't know where it was. He had a very unfriendly meeting with Byakuya, who grudgingly gave him directions, and took off to meet his Lieutenant.

"Uh, hello? Is there anyone here? I'm the new Captain of this Division, so uh-"

"Hello, Captain!" a friendly voice said from behind Ichigo.

Ichigo turned around to see a short girl with pale skin and dark purple hair tied up in a bun smiling at him.

"Ahh, are you…. Hinamori, was it?"

"Yep! I'm your Lieutenant! Do you want me to show you your office?" the young woman asked.

"That'd be good".

After showing Ichigo his office, Momo showed Ichigo a 3-foot stack of paperwork.

"I've already finished my share of the paperwork, so this is your bit. It's due in two days, so don't strain yourself"

"Ok. Well, see ya, Hinamori"

"Bye, Captain!"

"You don't have to call me that. Just call me Ichigo."

"Ok! Bye!"

In the time he had spent with the girl, Ichigo had found her to be one of the most optimistic people he had ever met. Literally, the girl was the epitome of happiness or something. But, she seemed to be able to do her job, which Ichigo was happy with.

After doing half the stack of paperwork he was assigned to, Ichigo found that paperwork was the bane of his existence.

CHAPTER ONE

A/N: I think we all can guess which Captain is going to kill Ichigo if Momo gets hurt :)

This story (in my opinion) will get more interesting after a while.

Preview for next chapter.

Ichigo has a Captain's meeting. But he can't figure out who is worse, Zaraki, Kurotsuchi, or a PMSing Soifon.