Bella, Edward, and the magical land of the leopluridon
"Edward! I want to go to Candy Mountain!"
"Bella! I don't know where Candy Mountain is! No one does! Just the leopluridon!"
"Then let's go find him!!"
They frolic to the land of the leopluridon. You'd think that if there was a land of the leopluridon, people would know where he was.
When Bella and Edward reached the land of the leopluridon, they stopped for a few minutes to chow down on some candy grass.
THEN! Out of the horizon, the leopluridon bounded. Straight for the lovebirds.
"Bella!! Run!! The leopluridon!" Edward yelled and threw Bella over his shoulder. She thumped to the ground behind Edward and groaned. Edward had thrown her too hard.
"Edward! I'm paralyzed! Carry me to Candy Mountain!" Edward picked up Bella cautiously, for fear of damaging her already shattered spine.
By this time, the leopluridon was gaining on them. Edward had to run fast just to make behind a mysterious rock that popped up out of nowhere, conveniently placed for them to hide behind.
When the leopluridon bounded past, Bella jumped up, her spine magically healed.
"Edward! We have been saved by Charlie the Unicorn!! He has healed my spine and will take us to Candy Mountain!" Bella cried and the rock walked away, waving cheerfully at Bella and Edward.
"Hey kids! I'm Charlie the Unicorn! AKA, your ticket to candy mountain! Follow me!" a rainbow fell from the sky and Charlie pranced onto it.
"Candy Mountain, Edward! Candy Mountain!" Bella exclaimed and followed Charlie onto the rainbow, stoked to get to Candy Mountain.