I found an old e-mail with this fan fiction excerpt in it. I was wondering if any of you could name the story so I can read it.
Carlisle was saying something to Jasper when I suddenly said, "Carlisle, why do you have a funny accent?"
He gave me an odd look. "Alice, I think that you should know by now. I have an accent because I'm from a foreign country."
I made an "O" out of my mouth. A few seconds of Carlisle talking to Jasper went on then. "Where are you from anyways?"
Carlisle sighed. "London, England, Alice. London, England."
I made another "O". Then: "Are you sure?"
"Alice," said Jasper. "I'm trying to have an intelligent conversation. Could you please stop, or leave or something?"
I grumbled, but got up and walked away.
A few hours later...
"'Ello, guvnor!"
"Alice, what are you doing?" Asked Carlisle.
"I'm trying to be like you, mate. 'Cus you're a right nice bloke."
Carlisle sighed. "I'm not even going to try."