A/N: Me and my friend Nicole were in home-ec class we were thinking about what the Cullens would be like in a sewing class...read and review! You know you want to!

Bella's POV

"Edward!" I complained. "I hate sewing; Do you forget that I am a danger magnet? Adding needles to the equation will only make me more danger prone!" Edward had signed me, Alice, Jasper and himself up for sewing classes.

"Oh come on. I'm sure it won't be that bad; People say it's fun." he held my hand and smiled that crooked smile that always makes me agree to anything. Anything at all. Even deathly sewing classes.

"Fine. But remember, if I die because of this class...I expect to be changed right on the spot." I said in mock anger. He shook his head and mumbled something that HUMANS couldn't possibley hear.

"Bella, it will be so much fun! Maybe I can make you some clothes that are more..." Alice paused to think for a word; I stopped her before she get crazy.

"Watch it! I dress fine." I said stepping faster. But I walked too fast...we were already in the classroom! 'Just one hour! Just one hour!' I thought as we grabbed out needles and cloth.

And what a long hour it would be!

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"Ouch! Ouch! OUCH!" It had already been half an hour and even I was done with my running stitch: The easiet of all sewing and Edward was still threading the needle! It was funny to watch as he poked his finger again. And again. And again.

"Edward! You can't even feel it against your skin." I pointed out after 5 minutes of Ows and ouches.

"I know, but it's just so FRUSTRATING! The thread is so thin! It is impossible to get in that little needle's hole!" he said exasperatedly.

"Not really...look at Alice!" I said. In the 30 minutes we had learned to sew, the teacher was so impressed with Alice that she let Alice make clothes! So far, I had new blouses, pajama pants and skirt. Wow.

"I know. It is so fun!" Alice said holding up another shirt. "Bella, I never expect you to say you have nothing to wear." I sighed in defeat; Alice's clothes were pretty amazing...like she bought them or something. I would wear them without complaining.

"Well then, Jasper and I must be retarted." Edward said putting the needle down. "I give up. What about you, Jasper?"

"Uh...I'm done. It's not that hard dude. Your retarted." Jasper said laughing. And every joined in...except Edward.

"Okay, Edward. I'll do it for you." I said in defeat. But he just looked so pathetic! So I reached for the needle and thread and began threading it...but of course like I told Edward, I was a dnager magnet.

"EDWARD! RUN AWAY!" I gasped as I pricked my finger with the needle. It began to bleed, not alot, but enough to put a vampire in a feeding frenzy!

"JASPER! ALICE!" he called to them as they ran out the door and everyone just stared.

"Blood...makes them nauseous." I lied. "Really. Really, really nauseous." I shurgged embaressed.

"I have a band aid..." the teacher trailed off, unsure of what she had just seen. I took it with an apologetic smile and when I was sure all evidence of blood was gone, I called them back in.

"And this..." I said as we sat back down "Is why I hate sewing." I laughed and we all joined in, laughing at this joke that only the four of us would ever get.

People probably just thought we were crazy!

A/N: Read and review. You know this was hilarious! I'm not going to say it's complete though...I might add other random oneshots so add it to your alert list or whatever. (That's why the title is what it is)

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