It's 3:34 AM and I am bored out of my mind, so I'll just write a random humorous story to buy some time.

It was a sunny…

SKIP

"Good morning Gary! Time for…

FARTHER!

"Meow" meowed Gary

"Well, I think I'll head to Sandy's house today" replied Spongebob

"Meow"

"Ok. Well, see you later Garebear"

"Good Morning Squidward!" said Spongebob

"Keep it down, I'm trying to enjoy Sunday while it lasts!" shouted Squidward

"OK!"

FORWARD

Spongebob put on his helmet and rang the doorbell.

"Hello? Oh, Hey Spongebob. Hold on a sec" said Sandy through the speaker.

DRAIN!

"I'm goin' to make some Texas tea and cookies, I'll be a minute"

"Ok, Sandy"

Spongebob walked over to the picnic table, like usual, and waited for Sandy to return.

POV CHANGE!

I put the cookies in the, then headed back to the picnic table for no apparent reason. I sat down and started to chat with Spongebob about random stuff until I heard the oven timer. On my way up the stairs I tripped down but shook the slight pain away. I put the tea, cookies, and a tea packet for Spongebob.

I was walking to the picnic table and I noticed when Spongebob saw me he got nervous, something wasn't right. Then his face turn red, was he blushing?

Something was wrong. I set the tray on the table, his face was cherry red, and he was acting nervous.

I sat down and he was still acting nervous and blushing, what was wrong!

"Umm, Spongebob, why are you acting all nervous" I asked him

He mumbled something, but I couldn't hear him.

"What?" I asked

"I can …" He mumbled the last part, still couldn't hear him.

"Spongebob, what's wrong?" I kinda snapped.

"I…can see…your….breasts"

REVERSE POV!

Spongebobs current thought:

I CAN DIE A HAPPY SPONGE. YAAAAAAAAAAY!

No not really, Spongebob's not perverted.

REVERSE POV!

I couldn't believe what he just said. I can't imagine how red my face must be.

I looked down, and sure enough, he wasn't lying.

I took off faster than I knew possible to my tree. Then, it hit me. When I tripped on the stairs, my bikini top came off.

Oh, this is so humiliating, then again, NO Sandy don't think like that. I ran upstairs and locked the door behind me, and I am not coming out until he leaves.

I looked out the window, he had all ready left, smart decision.

GARY'S POV

Meow

TRANSLATION:

I saw Spongebob walk in wide eyed, as if he were in shock

"What happen?" I asked him

"I'll tell you later, right now I need some rest"

And that the last thing he said for today.

So this is a major case of WTF? Anyway, tell me if you liked it, heck this looks like good material for a story.