THE ANCIENT SONG
By Warren Griffiths (with apologies to The Monty Python team and Squaresoft!)
Special Guest - Edea (from FF8)
(Sephiroth is holding Edea while singing in the tune to 'The Lumberjack Song' by Monty
Python.)
Sephiroth:
I'm an Ancient and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I slay all day.
Turks:
He's an Ancient and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he slays all day.
Sephiroth:
I kill people, I eat sponge-cake,
I go to the lavatory,
On Wednesday I go to Safeway,
And have sandwiches and tea.
Turks:
He kill people, he eats sponge-cake,
He goes to the lavatory,
On Wednesday he goes to Safeway,
And have sandwiches and tea.
He's an Ancient and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he slays all day.
Sephiroth:
I kill people, I skip and jump,
I stamp on Aeris' flowers,
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Turks;
He kills people, he skips and jumps,
He stamps on Aeris' flowers,
he puts on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars(?)
He's an Ancient and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he slays all day.
(Edea begins to cry.)
Sephiroth:
I kill people, I wear Stilettoes,
Knickers and a bra,
I wish I was a girly,
Just like Jenova.
Turks:
He kills people, he wears Stilettoes,...
(The Turks walks off while Sephiroth continues to sing. Edea is still crying.)
Sephiroth:
I wish I was a girly,
Just like Jenova.
Edea:
Sephiroth, and I thought you were so tough!
(Edea walks away.)
THE END!
By Warren Griffiths (with apologies to The Monty Python team and Squaresoft!)
Special Guest - Edea (from FF8)
(Sephiroth is holding Edea while singing in the tune to 'The Lumberjack Song' by Monty
Python.)
Sephiroth:
I'm an Ancient and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I slay all day.
Turks:
He's an Ancient and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he slays all day.
Sephiroth:
I kill people, I eat sponge-cake,
I go to the lavatory,
On Wednesday I go to Safeway,
And have sandwiches and tea.
Turks:
He kill people, he eats sponge-cake,
He goes to the lavatory,
On Wednesday he goes to Safeway,
And have sandwiches and tea.
He's an Ancient and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he slays all day.
Sephiroth:
I kill people, I skip and jump,
I stamp on Aeris' flowers,
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Turks;
He kills people, he skips and jumps,
He stamps on Aeris' flowers,
he puts on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars(?)
He's an Ancient and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he slays all day.
(Edea begins to cry.)
Sephiroth:
I kill people, I wear Stilettoes,
Knickers and a bra,
I wish I was a girly,
Just like Jenova.
Turks:
He kills people, he wears Stilettoes,...
(The Turks walks off while Sephiroth continues to sing. Edea is still crying.)
Sephiroth:
I wish I was a girly,
Just like Jenova.
Edea:
Sephiroth, and I thought you were so tough!
(Edea walks away.)
THE END!