The second reboot of 3.5 will start after I see EndGame. In the meantime, I've been wanting to do this since I was writing ROTC. These are short stories about the NH series, except without any of the tension or drama of the others, and more of the characters having fun..since well, that's what the series should be about. This first one was one of my ideas.

This isn't a complete story yet, but in this one, the gang, straight after the events of 2, hang out in Jimmy's lab. And after rewatching Age Of Ultron, I just needed to do this part.

"Oh, my back is itchy!" Patrick said, as he was scratching his back next to a disgusted Jenny. Suddenly, he pulled out a bucket with very dried up grease, and a gold spatula sticking out of it.

"Okay, I don't even want to know what else you have back there." Danny said.

"Patrick, the Golden Spatula's been behind your back this whole time?" Spongebob asked.

"No wonder those cops have been following me all day!" Patrick said. "I thought they just hated shirtless people."

"May I ask, what's the Golden Spatula?" Jimmy asked.

"Why, of course. You see, the Golden Spatula is King Neptune's very own cooking utensil."

"You mean, as in the god of the sea?" Clyde asked. "That is so cool!"

"God of the sea?" Sheen asked. "You mean he's real?! All those lessons by Ms. Fowl were LIES!"

"Dude, you need to lay off the sugar." Ronnie Anne said.

"Seriously, you really rival my husband sometimes." Wanda said.

"Many have tried to pull this spatula out of the ancient grease, but all have failed. All except me of course!" Spongebob said while raising his eyebrows.

"Old grease? Huh, that doesn't sound like a problem a little vinegar and sodium chloride can't solve." Jimmy said.

Spongebob laughed. "Don't get your hopes up, Jimmy. You're forgetting that only those worthy of King Neptune can lift the spatula, and this very Sponge beat him in a cooking competition…with just one Krabby Patty." Spongebob lifted up the spatula, and put it back in the grease. "Now you all try."

"Oh please, it's just a dumb spatula." Timmy said with a grin on his face, walking towards it, trying to lift it from the grease. Timmy struggled. "Hey, what gives?"

"Sounds like someone isn't worthy!" Spongebob taunted.

"Oh no! I'm a chosen one here! I am as awesome as this Neptune guy!" Timmy tried pulling it, but ended up falling back.

"You should know better, Timmy! You're a D+ student in P.E for a reason!" Cosmo said.

"Well unlike you, I am a chef!" Sheen said, walking towards the spatula. "Hey Neptune, can you smell what the Ultra Chef is cooking?!" Sheen tried pulling the spatula, but ended up falling back. "It's rigged, I tell you! RIGGED!"

"I didn't even know you're a chef Sheen." Carl said.

"Actually, I'm not." Sheen responded. "I've only baked these Ultra Lord Cookies I made last Thanksgiving." Sheen pulled one out of his pocket. The cookie, or whatever it was, was a burnt Ultra Lord shaped thing. Sheen bit into it, as the sound of teeth breaking was heard. "Mmm, delicioso!" he said while twitching his eye.

"While you two use physical techniques, I'll use my scientific methods." Jimmy tried sprinkling the grease with salt. No use. "This can't be! That acid dissolves into chromium!" Jimmy said. "Time for Plan B! Goddard, use your lasers to cut through it!" Goddard obeyed, no use.

"You know what beats science?" Danny said. "How about the supernatural?" Danny turned his hands invisible to pass through the grease. "Hey, I think I feel the tip!" Danny tried pulling, but he still couldn't get it out. "Man, this grease is stronger than anything from the Nasty Burger's grills!"

Manny tried pulling the spatula in his El Tigre costume, but no use. "A little help here?"

Frida used the Plata glove to help Manny lift the spatula, but still no use. "I think I need to cut back on the churros!" she told herself. "No, that's crazy talk!" She stuffed herself with churros again.

Carl tried to lift his hand near the spatula's handle, except not even an inch towards it, a loud snap was heard. "Ow!"

GIR ended up just sucking on its' handle instead of trying to pull it. Then he licked the grease. "It tastes just like oatmeal and dog poop!" he said.

Patrick tried lifting the spatula, but after letting it go, he gave a fake growl like a monster. "What was that for?" Danny asked.

"I thought I was gonna turn into a giant green monster!" Patrick said.

"Your fantasy too?" Sheen asked, as RA looked weirded out by him. "Too much information?"

"At least this kid's from the blood of a pro chef!" Lincoln said, pointing at himself.

"Yeah, but you also have a C+ in P.E, lame-o." Ronnie Anne said.

He then tried pulling the spatula, but no use. Of course, Clyde ended up helping him, but still no use.

"So much for being of blood!" Jimmy said.

"You're forgetting I got cooking in my blood too, dudes!" Ronnie Anne tried, but failed.

"Maybe not us, but I know someone." Lincoln said, as he picked up his phone.

….

Lynn Sr tried lifting the spatula. "Sorry son, I am not worthy of King Neptune!" Lynn Sr. said. "Though I know someone who could be!"

….

Lynn was trying to lift the spatula out of the bucket. Except for her, it was like a dog trying to rip something to shreds. "No way this Nep-Snooze is stronger than Lynnsanity!" Lynn shouted, still violently trying to lift it out. "I'm not like those other losers!" Lynn then took a break to flip over Jimmy's table. "COME ON YOU STUPID SPATULA!" Everyone in the lab's eyes were widened at this.

"What have we done?" Ronnie Anne asked.

"Please get your lunatic of a sister out of my lab." Jimmy said, with his eyes still on Lynn.

"You're right, this has been a terrible mistake." Lincoln said.

"Guys, do your thing." Timmy told his fairies, as they did exactly that.

"Don't forget to delete her memories of this." Lincoln said. "She'll drive house into insanity if you don't."

"Hey Zim, want to give this a shot?" Timmy asked.

"Zim wishes to not partake in your foolish Earth games!" Zim said.

"Say Zim, weren't you a frycook too?" Spongebob said.

"THAT INFORMATION IS FORBIDDEN!" Zim shouted.

"Oh boo hoo!" Wanda responded. "You had to work at a restaurant! Not like every teenager has cried about that!"

"I was sentenced as a slave there, puny pixie." Zim responded.

"That's what they all say!" Cosmo happily said.

"Say Jenny, you haven't tried this yet." Lincoln said, as Jenny was reading a magazine.

"Normally, greek gods don't interest me, but what the heck." Jenny, with a grin on her face, grabbed the spatula, and pulled it. However, unlike the others where they couldn't even move the spatula, Jenny pulled it as if it was trapped to gum, making the spatula actually move away from the grease, despite being pulled back. SB's smile dropped.

"Huh, I guess the strength of 170 men is almost as impressive as a god." Jimmy said.

"Looks like I'm not worthy either, despite having a B+ in Cooking." Jenny said.

TO BE FINISHED SOON..

Future stories of the anthology: Freaky Nicktoons-Day (The main heroes get their bodies swapped), a sequel to the superhero story (which is the VERY next story), and an April Fools sequel (Either as a parody of The Thing, or Luan starts a war.)