II's Note!: :D HIII! *idiot wave* Aerena and I've decided to create a combined account to write fics together. AND THIS IS OUR FIRST ONE! :OOO
Aerena: XD Joy!
II: Ya. ^_^ We've joined the parody bandwagon! WHOO LOOKIT US GO! :DDD
Disclaimer: II and Aerena do NOT own LoD. (:O Shhhh. They really do, though! REALLY.) :D!
Note: Ooh! II wrote this chapter, despite the fact that she's never played LoD. :D Fun, no!?
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~Water the FRICKIN' flowers, damn it!~
II: :::over-enthusiastic 'HI I'M HYPED UP ON 2 GALLONS OF SODA' wave::: ^__________^
Aerena: -_o :::kicks II's shin:::
II: :D.. X_o :::falls over::: OW. :::stops her damn grinning:::
Aerena: Right then. :::continues her kicking of II::: D THIS is what you get for MAKING ME DO THIS WITH YOU! *kick kick kick KICK*
II: ;o; Wah.
Aerena: :::stops her kicking::: o.o 'Kay. NOW. ¬_¬ Do you have the Dragoons, or do I HAVE to go get them myself, dumbass?
II: :::points to the closet::: ^_^ I rented 'em! Dun worry!
Aerena: … :::opens the closets door to reveal a gagged and bound cast of LoD, Dart with a sign reading 'RENT-A-GOON' taped to his head::: ..-_- II?
II: :D Yeah?
Aerena: *twitch* KIDNAPPING THEM IS NOT RENTING THEM.
II: ..Ooh. ^_^ Kay!
Aerena: ._. Moron. ANYHOO. At least they're quiet now. :::drags out Dart, Shana, Rose, and Miranda:::
Dart: O___o;
Shana: :::fainted::: X_X
Rose: ____ Mmph! (Die!)
Miranda: ___O MMMPHMMMPHMMMPH. (STUPID @!* %&#$ERS!)
II: :D THEY'RE LIKE GOLDFISH! Look! :::pokes Shana::: One's dead already.
Aerena: Feh. I wish. Go get the others, II.
II: Whoo! Goldfish! :::stomps off to get the others:::
Meru: :::rolling around the closet, banging into the wall and such::: Mmmmmmmph! (Eeeeeee!)
II: :::holds door open wide::: Be a free fishie!
Meru: :::rolls out and away:::
Aerena: DAMN IT, II!!
II: ^_^ *giggle* :::drags out Lloyd, Albert, Haschel, and Kongol, kicking/rolling Lavitz ahead of her::: :::sing-songy::: GONNA MAKE A PARODY-EEE, A PARODY! A FREAKY-DEAKY PAROD--
Meru: :::rolls over and bites II's ankle::: :B
II: O_o; VICIOUS. :::runs over to Aerena:::
Aerena: :::pushes II away::: You deserved it. Your singing sucks.
II: Grrr! :::unties Meru and points at Aerena::: SIC 'EM.
Meru: ..Crazy! :D :::kicks II and skips over to the auto-magic-ally untied cast:::
II: DAMN IT WHY IS EVERYONE BEING ME TO MEEEE. :::tackles Aerena:::
Aerena: O_O! :::falls over:::
~LATER! :D La la la~
II: :::now tied to a director's chair, gnashing her teeth::: GRRR.
Aerena: *snicker* :::sitting in another director's chair::: *clap* Okay. D Castin' time.
LoD Cast: *shiver*
Dart: That's not good.
Miranda: @!*% no!
Shana: O__o :::clinging to Dart:::
Rose: *GLARE* _O
Meru: :D! :::poking II in the head with a stick:::
II: @_ DAMN IT, STOP.
Meru: ^_^
Albert: :::raising his hand slightly::: Excuse me, but may I ask what we are going to do a very poor job of imitating?
Aerena: *smirk* Pokémon.
Albert: … *blink* O_O *pale*
Kongol: ..:D?
Lavitz: Hell no! I want a lawyer!
Meru: :::STILL antagonizing II::: :D *pokepokePOKE*
II: Grr! :::rips the stick out of Meru's hand with her teeth and gnaws on it:::
Meru: ..:O :::offers II a pad:::
II: :::manages to kick Meru:::
Meru: ;-; FINE. :::gives it to Miranda:::
Miranda: ..O_o Wtf?
Aerena: XD Heh. Anyhoo. Dart! You're going to be playing Ash. ^_^ Same intelligence level!
Dart: Damn!
II: :D HA!
Dart: :::knocks over the chair that II is tied to:::
II: O_o EEEE--*thud*
Aerena: Now. Who shall be Misty..?
II: :DD :::from ground::: ROSE!
Rose: :O! HELL NO. :::kicks II's chair across the room:::
II: X_X Ow.
Rose: ¬_¬ …
Aerena: *snicker* :::drags II's chair back over and sets it upright::: Here, you choose the rest of the cast, hopefully it'll kill you. :::unties II:::
II: :D *clueless* 'KAY! ..HRUM. Miranda!
Miranda: ..Ooh, @#$%.
II: ^_^! :::hands her a pair of Pikachu ears:::
Miranda: ..?
II: YER GONNA BE PIKACHU! :D
Miranda: *frozen* :O..
II: :::ignores this::: 'Kay. Haschel's Brock, Meru can be Jessie and Lloyd can be James..
Miranda: :::snaps::: NO FRICKIN' WAY IN HELL, KID. :::tackles II:::
II: O___O! Holy hell! Aiii! GETOFFME.
Dart: :::manages to pull the crazed Miranda off II:::
II: :D Thankoo. *bloodied*
Dart: -_- Give me a better part.
II: ^_^ No! :::kicks Dart!:::
Dart: .O! :::releases Miranda:::
Miranda: :::ready to kill::: RAWR.
II: O_O! EEEEE. :::runs and hides behind Aerena:::
Aerena: ..XD POKÉ-BITCH! :::pokes Miranda:::
Miranda: :::stops::: :O :::falls over::: X_x;
II: :D Wow. Yer magic. :::hugs Aerena:::
Aerena: _o Get the hell off me.
II: :::still clinging onto Aerena::: :D KAY! ..D Kongol can be Officer Jenny and Albert can be Meowth..
Meru: :::points at Albert::: XD KITTY.
Albert: -_-
Kongol: ..*blink*
Lavitz: XD Hah hah hah--
II: :D *clap* An' Lavitz can be Nurse Joy!
Lavitz: Ha--O_o WTF NO.
II: D
Aerena: XD! Whoo! Shana?
Shana: …
Aerena: SHANA?!
Shana: :::staring at the sun::: … o.o My eyes hurt.
Aerena: -_- GEE. I wonder. Anyways. You'll be Caterpie. HOPEFULLY, you can handle that.
II: :D I DOUBT IT!
Rose: -_- We're doomed. Doomed.
Meru: :D HOORAY! DOOM.
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:D Kay. *wave* The casting's done. Aerena's gonna do the next chapter! :D WHOO! SHE'S GONNA BE A CRAZY CHICKEN!
Aerena: O_o Chicken?
II: CHICKEN-LICKIN'-NOSE-PICKIN' GOOD!