NOT a song fic althoguh tehgre is a bit in it my second story plz enjoy xx
It had been 3 months after the winter war Ichigo had gone full hollow and destroyed Aizen and Gin within minutes, after much rebuilding Soul Society was in piece, that was until Isshin and Kisuke had a bright idea! Since killing Aizen Ichigo has been Soul Society's hottest single and now the two evil shinigami decided that it was done of Ichigo moping around and now it was time for GRANDKIDDIES!
"Gooooooooooddddd Moooornnnninnnggg IIIIIIIIIIIchigooooooooooooo" Isshin cried as he flew out of his sons window
"Baka" was all Ichigo managed to say
"Ichigo my son it is time for you to have the joy of love, I'm sick of you moping around the house with no other interest all of your past girls are still interested and single you would be an idiot not to take advantage."
Isshin waited for a punch.
But it never came
"your right dad, mum wouldn't want me to be unhappy or lonely I will go out today and try to find a girlfriend."
"oh no my son me and Kisuke already have it planned, pack your bags were going to soul society."
this time the punch did come
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT YOU IDIOT WHY WOULD U DO THT"
So with that done they travelled to Urahara's and took the Senkaimon gate to Soul Society once there they was greeted by a huge amount of the female crowd including Rukia, Orihime, Rangiku, Nemu, Nanoe and even Yourichi, in some world this would be a man's dream, in Ichigos this was his nightmare.
"awww Ichigo what's this I hear about you entering the karaoke tonight to impress the ladys"
"yeah you heard right Rangiku, my dad wants me to find a girlfriend so i can stop being lonely and stop moping around."
"aww little Ichii-kun looking for some girl to pluck his flower i see. Yourchi smirked at the latter part of the sentence."
The teasing didn't stop by them all except Orhime and Rukia, it was only made worse when Kūkaku and Nel decided to join in.
Ichigo thought he would be glad when the karaoke started, how wrong he was all the songs sung by the women were directed it at him for some self proclaimed love for him.(so were the men's although there's had a lot more venom in them XD)
Ichigo was glad it was over and just when he thought it was safe to go
"and now for the main event and the final act Ichigo Kurosaki"
Ichigos eyes widened in shock
"aww what's a matter Ichigo too scared in front of these gorgeous women"
Ichigo was going to react but instead had a better idea.
With a smirk on his face he walked up to the stage all the women waited in anticipation
"What song Kurosake-kun"
"shut up Hat 'N' Cloggs, Fameinfamy"
"Awww you are very evil Ichigo."
He smirked
"I know right"
I'm a preacher sweating in the pews,
For the salvation I'm bringing you,
I'm a salesmen selling hooks and plans,
And myself making demands.
"Wow he can sing really well" the ladies thought
When I'm home alone I just dance by myself,
And you pull my head so close volume goes without truth.
Signing off,
'I'm all right in bed but I'm better with a pen',
The kid was all right but it went to his head.
"Stunning looks, god like body, unbelievable power and now amazing singing voice is there anything this kid doesn't excel at" Rangiku said to the women
I am God's gift,
Why would he bless me with,
Such wit without a conscience equiped?
I'm addicted to the way I feel when I think of you,
"There's to much green to feel blue".
When I'm home alone I just can't stop myself,
And you pull my head so close volume goes without truth.
Signing off,
'I'm all right in bed but I'm better with a pen',
The kid was all right but it went to his head.
When I'm home alone I just can't stop myself,
And you pull my head so close volume goes without truth.
Signing off,
'I'm all right in bed but I'm better with a pen',
'I'm all right in bed but I'm better with a pen',
'I'm all right in bed but I'm better with a pen',
The kid was all right but it went to his head.
Ichigo finished with a smirk on his face. "maybe this would be fun after all"
As he left the room Kisuke popped up out of nowhere
"by the way ladies Ichigo Kurosaki is looking for a suitable girlfriend at the moment so if you are interested and have had contact with Ichigo before then come find me and i can arrange something"
He waited for answer but the women just sat there he smiled and walked out
"I'll be at the 12th division HQ if you need me"
"not bad Kurosaki-kun I have to admit"
"you really think people will come and talk to you"
Kisuke looked up through his hat
"oh yes I don't think you will have too much trouble finding dates Ichigo"
SOOOO what u think not bad right plz review means alot also there will be alot of good and funny dates so who knows who ichigo will end up with