Japan goes to America's house.
On an absolutely normal day in the world of Hetalia, Japan was walking to America's house. He recalled saying that he had a surprise for him when he got there. It was probably what they did every single time they were at each other's houses. Have a massive hug with lots of stuffed animals.
After a while he finally arrived at Alfred's house and knocked on the door. It was only 4 minutes and 20 seconds later that he finally answered and immediately blindfolded him. Japan knew he was going the get the hug with stuffed animals or food. Regardless it was going to be fun.
Kiku felt his clothes getting stripped down to his boxers. He then felt another outfit getting slipped on. Then he was dragged to another room and assumed he was probably going to get a massive hug surrounded by teddy bears. He was very wrong.
America removed the blind fold and Japan noticed he was on America's bed. He darted around before spotting a Wii U gamepad.
"Let's Smash" Japan said as he got off the bed and grabbed 2 gamepads.
"Yeah" Alfred said as he grabbed 1 of the gamepads, hopped up onto the bed and selected start.
It was only 5 seconds when America noticed a chicken holding a French flag. Alfred freaked out and started yelling. While he was yelling, Kiku grabbed America's phone.
After America dropped the chicken on top of England's head, Japan said "69 Freedom Street and can you add extra cheese?"
America snickered and whispered "Kiku are you ordering a prank pizza?"
Japan nodded, ended the call and said "how about we take over the world and have a billion babies?"
Alfred agreed, took over the world in only 5 minutes and had a billion babies.
The End.
First off sorry for not uploading fan fiction lately. I'm not the best at writing.
Second this is a gift for someone. Her birthday is today.
(I fail at crack fiction).