Disclaimer: I do not own teen titans. (or do I!) (No I don't…………. do I?) (I'm not sure……. Or am I?) (I can't remember……………. Can I?) Lets just say I don't own teen titans (yet!) (Muhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhah!)

A/N: I wrote this Chapter with the help of my friend Artemis 85 formally known as Dumb ass and formally of the formally of the Dumb ass known as Emily. Ok then ppl on with the story………… Let us open our story book on the big chair………which is blue……….. no its red…………….. no its actually make from skunk skins……………ok then on with the story…………….. sit on the matt little children………… gather round everyone as we begin……………

Once upon a time in a land far, far away their lived a beautiful girl who had a mustache just like Hitler. She lived in a beautiful cupboard (were you expecting a castle!) with the all the little brooms and shovels, it was the most gorgeous cupboard in all the land . One day the broom hit her with the shovel and she became an ugly girl with a mustache, just like Hitler. She then planned put all the brooms and shovels in concentration camps, where she would kill them one by one, (angles voices can be heard singing merrily) and make the remaining ones dig holes, which would soon become their graves. (elves dance around in the background while the fairies play their harps, and the pixies fly around) She had just about killed all the brooms and shovels in the world, when she died of aids, unfortunately the cure of chicken noodle soup and lemonade was not available in those prehistoric times. The end.

Yamumsaman says: That was not the story…

Artemis 85:….yeah it was….

Yamumsaman:…..no it wasn't! Dumbass.

Artemis 85: HEY! Just because I can't think as fast as you can doesn't mean I'm a dumbass!

Yamumsaman:…sure okay…dumbass…but for the record that wasn't the story!.

Artemis 85:…Well it should have been cuz it was cool!.

Yamumsaman: Like I didn't know this! Its only cool cause a cool person wrote it, which was me.

Artemis 85: okay, okay I don't really give a crap in hell what the story was cuz…I just don't give a crap, lets just start cuz I think that the reviewers are either getting really pissed off at this crap, which is quite pointless or either they are getting off on this (Yamumsaman looks at Artemis 85 in disgust and pulls a face X( )...or they are laughing….which I hate cuz I'm more of a laugh at someone in pain kind of person.

Yamumsa(snow)man: aren't we all?

Artemis 85: Ha ha.

Yamumsa(snow)man: STOP CHANGING MY NAME!

Artemis 85: Who you talking to …the man!

Yamumsaman:…He controls everything…Even the economy! And he sends the chicken fish to collect the taxes, OF DOOM!

Artemis 85: Um sure buddy, he actually sends the sea monkeys! AHHHHHHHHH! RUN SCREAM HIDE! FUCK THE CHILDREN SAVE YOURSELVES!….oh and I read something very interesting in a book once (said Scottish accent.) that in the olden days when pigs flew, and George Bush was a woman (or before he was born) that if you didn't pay your taxes they would brick up your house while you were sleeping!…true story people!

Yamumsaman: Even their fish!

Artemis 85: Even their fish (nods)!

Yamumsaman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's horrible! I know! We should steal his house keys!

Artemis 85: Then smoke weed on the porch?

Yamumsaman: Yes then on the roof! Our first step to world domination!

Artemis 85: You know there isn't really a world to dominate anymore cuz it's just a bunch of conspiracy's. Unless you're a dominatrix cuz then you can dominate stuff….

Yamumsaman: IT'S A CONSPIRACY! Um we better get on with the story as the ppl reading are most likely pissed at us………….. so yeah on with the story.

Artemis: It's just one giant fucking conspiracy (rocks back and forth in chair which eventually falls flat over on it's ass!) DAMN CHAIRS, THEY'RE FUCKING CONSPIRERING AGAINST ME! JUST LIKE THE ALIENS AND THE SNOWMEN AND THE DAMN FEDS!

Yamumsaman: XD rolls on floor laughing and almost pisses self then runs towards toilet, falls in toilet, screams, gurgles, bubbles, Artemis comes along and flushes toilet, no more bubbles.

Artemis 85: The best way to teach someone how to swim is to hold them under the water until the bubbles stop coming up. On with the story……. Oh and Yamumsaman had unfortunate accident in the toilet she is now not here among us……………. Shes at the supermarket. Once again on with the story………

"Owwwwww! My back!" Slade screams.

Slade's servant came into the room. Let us describe him, he was tall with a hunchback, and his arms were very close to his chest, his eyes were bloodshot (from smoking to much crack), and one of his hands were deformed and smaller than the other. His name was Hanson, which was rather ironic.

"May I help you master?" He asked

"Fuck off and leave me!"

"Oh I see………..someone has their period."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

"OoooOooo Temper, Temper."

"Get out handyman!" Slade said mildly sarcastically

"Actually I'm the janitor"

"..just get the fuck out, or do I have to give you a 'hand' with that." Slade said still with a sore back made a grab for the 'handyman'.

"Oh I see I'm just going to be the bigger man and walk away 'WALK' away." Hanson walked out the door.

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You wait till my back gets better and I can walk again! You have to sleep sometime! I WILL KILL YOU AND ALL OF YOUR FAMILY! YOU ARE A SKIDDMARK ON THE UNDER PANTS OF SOCIETY!"

Slade was alone in his room, he couldn't move so all he could do was think. A lot of bad things had been happening to him lately and he wondered why.

"Haven't I been a good person?"

All of a sudden his roof opened up and light shone down from the sky, the clouds parted and god appeared Monty Python styles.

"Man I've got to stop drinking!" Slade said to himself.

"SLADE!" God said in his almighty voice.

"…yep." Slade said shitting himself in fear, he knew he was going to die………….. well he actually couldn't die as that would fuck the story up, as he is the main character, we couldn't really have the whole story bout Hanson cleaning the toilet now could we? (could we? We will work on it). So Slade knew he was going to pay dearly not die but pay, ONE BILLION DOLLARS! MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA! (Sorry we were just getting into the whole evil doctor thing.)

"SLADE I HAVE COME BEFORE YOU…….(the sounding of trumpets went off)…….TO TELL YOU….." God all of a suddenly farted, very loudly, it at least went on for 30 seconds.

"How dare you break wind before me!" Slade yelled.

"OH, I AM SORRY I DID NOT KNOW IT WAS YOUR TURN!" He said loudly

Slade rolled his one eye. "Riiiggghhhhtttt."

"ANYWAY, I HAVE COME TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE BEEN A BAD BAD PERSON!"

"OoooooOoooooo Aren't I going to get any presents this year! I'm soooo frightened! Cough cough " Slade said sarcastically.

"SLADE! THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT! YOU AND YOUR SMART MOUTH AND YOUR WHOLE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD THING! I MEAN COME ON! THAT'S MY JOB! I WANT WORLD DOMINATION! DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD?"

"Yeah you did," Slade said nodding.

"OH SHIT! FORGET WHAT YOU JUST HEARD APART FROM THE SHIT ABOUT YOU!"

"Did you just swear! What about the whole Christian thing?"

"OH THAT'S A LOAD OF BULLSHIT, THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS MY WORLD DOMINATION THING. DID I MENTION THAT AGAIN!"

"Yep, fuck man you create the whole fucking world but you cant keep a secret, oh that's right the whole male thing, no multi tasking, we are good like that."

"I'LL FUCKING SAY! CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU! ANYWAY YOU KEEP THE WORLD DOMINATION THING TO YOURSELF AND I'LL PAY YOU BACK SOMEHOW. I HAVE COME BEFORE YOU TO TELL YOU TO STOP!"

"Stop what?"

"BEING AN ASSHOLE! THINK ABOUT IT! IT'S GONNA COME BACK AND BITE YOU BACK IN THE ASS, ITS CALLED KARMA!"

"Yeah I've heard about that,"

"WHO THE FUCK HASN'T, WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY IS ALL THIS BAD SHIT THAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU IS BECAUSE OF ALL THE BAD SHIT YOU'VE DONE, GET IT!"

"Yeah I do, I am an asshole." Slade actually looked like he might cry.

"SO YOU HAVE TO FIX IT! MAKE A LIST OF ALL THE BAD SHIT YOU'VE DONE TO EVERYONE THEN GO APOIGIZE TO THEM, AND DO SOMETHING FOR THEM TO MAKE IT UP."

"Ok, I will. Um before you go can I ask you something?"

"YEAH SURE MAN"

"What is the meaning of life?"

"WELL IT'S ( You know we cant show you what the meaning of life is, you have to find out when you die)

"That's fucking awesome! Alright god thanks for the advice and shit, laterz man, take care of yourself. Oh and good luck with world domination."

"THANKS SLADE. GOOD LUCK TO YOU AS WELL. LATERS MY HOMIE-G."

The clouds came back together and god was gone, lost to the darkness. The roof then closed up, which left Slade staring at it.

"HANSON! COME HERE I WANT YOU!"

"Yes master?"

"Look man I'm sorry bout being a dick earlier, I didn't really mean to offend you or anything."

"Well thank you for your apology, I didn't mean anything I said either."

"Did you hear anything coming from my room of anything like that?" Slade asked looking shifty.

"No master, I was cleaning the toilet."(We sooo could go on about this but I'm not going to, maybe later)

Slade's back all of a sudden seemed to feel better.

A/N: Well the end of a very long chappie. Wait till the next chappie as it is going to include Robin. It's going to be even better than this one! Well R&R ppl!

Luv Lee-lee (Yamumsaman) (Artemis 85 doesn't do the whole luv blah blah thing)

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